iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

What a bittersweet privilege to say goodbye to your 25yr old bird that knew you as both a kid and as an adult 🪽❤️‍🩹

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

...guess I'm in the minority when it comes to actually enjoying After Sun for once 😵

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

seriously snoozing on the patio tonight 🦎

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Forever begging that Meg Thee Stallion and T.O.P. collab 😭🎶

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I fear my hair will never look as good as it does when I'm back in south east tx which is not something most people can say due to the humidity, but it's all i have atm looks wise 😅

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Pretty sure today is the 1 year anniversary of getting banned from a Real Housewives subreddit 😝

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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Happy 2026 ACL Lineup Day, however you celebrate

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sophia aka luann de lessep’s sponsor @fr3ak0n0mics.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

jobs for people with no skills zero work ethic and a bad attitude

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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

My favorite scene from the Bible

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Dyed my hair for the first time in my life. Say a prayer.

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Emmy (southern hosp) is genuinely insane. The way she turns on the tears and hyperventilates on a dime 😒

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twistedtian.bsky.social @twistedtian.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The concept of there being a doctor out there that’s just running a Dolores Catania factory

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

finally watching the latest ep of summer house and I'm fkn SICK

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leah @leahjustyaps.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

be careful who you call a friend

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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

My sister introduced our mother to Nathan For You. at first she hated it but now she loves it

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The weird right wingers on tikok that I'm not so sure aren't just bots are trying to fight me rn lol

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

It's almost guaranteed that any time i start a new job I end up with a massive tension headache that turns migraine by end of day 🫠🤕

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I love having friends that genuinely want to see me succeed ✨️😭

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Why did I dream that I was confronting Caroline Manzo

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

You know it's bad when you turn off text notifications

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Finally!! some real rain for the first time in over 40days! Now time to worry about hail, damaging winds, and flooding 🙃 #centraltexas #weather

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

The amount of times I yelled "Shut UP Lucinda!!" 😒

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I'm so sick of ppl mispronouncing Andreina's name 😭 it is not that hard yall

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Olandria needs to let go of Taylor or she can go home. And I say this as someone who LOVES Olandria #loveislandusa

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

The Olandria "think pieces" on tiktok are gonna make me cry ❤️‍🩹😭

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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

ICE took my friend today. Please tell people not to go to their immigration hearings in Austin. They took my friend today.

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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

no one: my legs:

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Yeah, so that was a horrible day to choose to re-download tiktok Jesus Lord help us

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Might be returning to tiktok 🫠 (but I won't go back to Twitter)

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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Two phrases that need to be retired: “We are better than this.” (We’re not.) The U.S. president is “the leader of the free world.” (He’s not.)

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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Texas Protesters: "We're making our voices heard today about the disturbing overreach of governmental power happening in 2025" Texas Judge Hoppy Haden: "Well, y'all had better not have 'No Kings Day' written on a public parade float or I'll send your assses to jail"

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Catching up on all of my trash shows now that I'm home and omfg that non-handwashing snob on next Gen NYC is killing me lol

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Canada portion of the trip had me bawling. I loved it so much. I wasn't ready to leave there either ! ❤️‍🩹🇨🇦

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I fly home from Chicago tomorrow at the crack of dawn. This city is ridiculously beautiful. Between this and Manitoulin Island, I really don't wanna go back to the insane Texas heat

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🦐 @shrimpwarrior.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

No alligators and basically no venomous snakes

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