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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃

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I never know what to put here 🧍🏻‍♀️ If you see me complaining about my job on here no you didn't.

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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 1h
So. Went out to dinner w my CB mother. My aunt & uncle from California who I've never seen in Minnesota ever are in town. My home-grown-weed horticulturalist 70 yr old uncle busted out the pipe he's been using since he landed here 7 days ago, put it on the table in the restaurant. Anyway I'm dying
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 5h
Nooooo not the nice mustang!
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 6h
Living near an intersection is so funny. Cuz here i am. Laying in my lil tub, with my lil cup of after-work-wine, relaxing with the fall breeze blowing through the open windows, and i hear a tire screeching vehicle crash and someone's day getting ruined 😭
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Mari 💋 @maritalks2much.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For our 15th reunion, Howard University Class of 2011, is working to raise $100,000 to establish an Endowed Fund. Our goal is to create a lasting source of support for future Bison through scholarships,campus improvements,and other giving. 🎓Help us reach $100K: givebutter.com/HU2011/maria... HU❤️💙
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Howard University Class of 2011 Endowment Campaign
Howard University Class of 2011's official fundraiser to start our endowed fund. Join us in giving back to The Mecca by donating today!
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jeebuscrust @jeebuscrust.bsky.social · 6h
being a marty supreme hater is the most fake woke virtue signaling a person can do
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 7h
Our school psych stepped on (and killed) a squirrel during a marathon this past weekend, so this morning I made a joke saying "watch out for that squirrel" which ran in front of us as we walked a crosswalk, and yeah he didn't laugh 🧍🏻‍♀️
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 10h
These bars??
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 10h
Okay today's is "what do you call a bagel that can fly?" 👀👀👀
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 14h
Is that student gonna be absent today
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 14h
@simonribbits.bsky.social happy birthday Simon! I hope your cat has a great queenly day! Oh and you too ofc! 🥳
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ben @benrs.uk · 18h
me this cold + flu season
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 15h
I had a student once who would beg to differ. I got beat up so much trying to stop him that I finally looked up how toxic it was to see if it was worth the (losing) battle i was fighting
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WAIT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED THOUGH #dwts
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've never in my life watched #dwts or even pretended to gaf so, Ciara is special
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ghost Ship time. This one I've actually not seen!
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Y'ALL 💀💀💀
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky:
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Dragged In The Dark Falling
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just saw a stupid food influencer put sugar on one side of a grilled cheese to "EnSuRe CaRmElizAtIoN" in the pan and now I'm irritated af
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait is this what basketball is like
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
13 ghosts time. Er thir13en ghosts 😭
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just filled my gas tank
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Fattig
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will someone shower and get ready for work for me so I can scroll the skyline till the absolute last minute please
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matt from poundland ♡. @fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the kids in Derry trying to figure out what Pennywise just said:
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning
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Nerdy Cat @nerdycat0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#RHUGT Red Lion Inn: home of one of my all time favorite scenes
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me but ngl my mom's goulash was trash. Trashlash.
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She walked so Kristen Stewart could run
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How it feels to wait and see what the next movie is gonna be on #FearFest
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Kicking My Feet Hehe Cat
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WAIT WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID HE WAS "CASKET READY" CUZ THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THIS AND NOW I'M FUCKING DYING #RHUGT
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#NW I Know What You Did Last Summer
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@lukielovely.bsky.social waiting for signs of life
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Oceansjonas Monkey Using a Smartphone
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently my dumbass ordered it like this in the app. Unfortunately it was fucking delicious.
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This happened again to me today. This shows how coveted they are! It's been over a month since I got it last!
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do I look mormon? Who jizzed all over my Dr Pepper??
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lydia Soprano
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my gut I feel like it's classism 🙂‍↕️ they're mad poor people can afford fast moving killing machines now 😂
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poltergeist but also the kidnapping scene from Hook!
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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
57 years ago today, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Terry Gilliam changed comedy forever with the BBC debut of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my students
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was today years old when I learned that the Videodrome handgun was supposed to have foreskin 😭
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angie's work around her mouth is actually making her hard to understand. She can't enunciate at all anymore 🫣😳 #rhoslc
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does she keep saying rimming like that.... #rhoslc
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Wtf
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does Ridley Scott have to hit or miss to the degree that he does??
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you want to have kids? "It's too late for me now"...
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like cmon. This is a horror movie. Danny Devito had a higher tolerance for dark humor as a director @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now watching.... Why does no one remember this movie BLOOMF DO YOU REMEMBER? @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also face reveal 9000x for the new bloomfs #bbsky
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK good job everyone!!
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At drag bingo send your winning vibes
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SPOOKIFFERY 👻🦇🎃 @housewifery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I actually need the adrenaline surge back cuz now I'm crashing harrrrd
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Adventure Time: Finn Drags Away
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