Reposted by Shrimp TeethAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/03/2026“I’m an artist what am I going to do during the socialist transition” you will be making super awesome mosaics on the bus stops and train stations next question 351319158
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026And it’s so crazy that according to the administration the extreme “radical left” position is believing that the state shouldn’t execute civilians over a made up issue about legal residency status 011
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Ethically, is the homewrecker allowed to get mad when her now girlfriend inevitably cheats on her with the ex? 000
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026It would be kind of a bummer to be a cheater if your face were, hypothetically, on the front cover of a book on how not to cheat. 110
Reposted by Shrimp TeethAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22/12/2025Anyone want to suck my brain out of my head I think it would feel good 141439
Reposted by Shrimp TeethAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/12/2025Talking to straight monogamous people about how infrequently they get std tested is one of the scariest conversations you can have as a queer polyam person. Like oh wow 4776470
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I love dating French women because when my ex comes up, I just mention she’s American and they immediately know she did me dirty. I don’t even have to go into details, they’re already judging. And the funniest part is they’re never wrong. 020
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 13/12/2025 The French are so funny. Too often, I’ll go into a store to buy a thing and the shop keeper explains to me why I shouldn’t buy it, then when I ask what I should get instead they hit me with “the one you have, don’t let me dissuade you” excellent. Thank you. I’m not confused. I’ll get that one. 020
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Apologizing without changing a single behavior is just damage control. You’re trying to feel better about yourself, you don’t give a fuck about the impact you have on others otherwise you wouldn’t continue to be cruel. 011
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 05/12/2025All of a sudden I didn’t care anymore because I realized I’d never be fulfilled bending myself out of shape trying to please someone who only saw me as a temporary option. And that’s an invaluable lesson on reciprocity. 000
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Kinda embarrassing trying to be a better person for a chick who ruins your mentals when you can spend your day collecting rocks and swimming with fish instead. 000
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Sometimes you just need your mom to screw your head back on by telling you to stop giving a fuck about a girl that will never treat you right 000
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The best advice to get over a breakup is “if she thinks you’re too much, let her go find less.” It’s easy to fall back on the narrative that I need to shrink myself to match someone who isn’t enough for me. But I’m not willing to settle for love that’s less than mine. 010
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I won’t desert my future for someone who doesn’t want to be in it 010
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025No revenge because you’re a cheater and I’m on the beach with someone who’s nicer and hotter than you. Ok fine, maybe it is revenge. 010
Reposted by Shrimp Teethwholesomefilth @wholesomefilth.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I really should post here if I ever wanna rebuild huh 0122
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I’ve realized something profound: in the US, the only viable dream is escape. A commune, sheltered from the brutality of empire. How many of you have dreamed of living on a plot of land with your friends, self-sufficient, shielded from the grotesqueness of America? I know you want to escape. I did. 100
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Despite the indisputable pain of having your heart ripped out by a woman, it’s at least not as embarrassing as being torn up over a man who barely liked you to begin with 020
Reposted by Shrimp TeethOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either 360318138272
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 18/08/2025The men we elect are idiots and cowards, entirely incapable of solving current ecological and geopolitical challenges. They resort to buffoonish antics to distract us from their utter incompetence. Yet they try to remain in power despite their lack of leadership, strategic, or negotiation skills. 030
Reposted by Shrimp TeethAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/08/2025What the actual fuck?! Kim Davis, the former Kentucky county clerk who went to jail in 2015 for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, is asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges, 75477871993
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025More white immigrants need to make it clear which side we’re on. No, the US doesn’t get to enroll us in their anti-immigrant campaign. They don’t get to pick & choose which of us they keep based on our skin color. If you hate immigrants, that applies to all of us. I’m not on your side. Fuck you. 020
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025So how do you leave the country? What I remember the most from the weeks leading up to my move was having the same conversation every time I told someone I was leaving, “oh yeah I’ve also looked into leaving if it gets really bad.” I would ask more and gradually realized no one knew what it took… 100
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I’ve been listening to the book Everything She Touches: The Life of Ruth Asawa. I can’t help but draw parallels from the Japanese internment camps to current events. I’m also realizing how little Americans talk about this history. Revisiting her work feels more politically relevant than ever. 110
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I’m coming for you with my québécois accent and demonstrably wrong opinions 😘 020
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Y’all ever have a period that’s trying to kill you? 030
Reposted by Shrimp TeethBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear 201014100
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025After the 30th time having French people comment on my “Québécois accent,” I finally just responded “ouais c'est plus cute que l’tien hein?” I can’t do it anymore. 010
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Really convenient to have a bunch of influencers convincing you not to trust doctors in a country that refuses to give y’all universal healthcare. 010
Reposted by Shrimp TeethDaniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 06/08/2025If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages 147177526412
Reposted by Shrimp TeethThe Lever @levernews.com · 01/08/2025just a reminder that in the last election no significant swath of voters actually voted for this and/or wanted this 31823281
Reposted by Shrimp Teethdr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name. 240169664662
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 01/08/2025None of us want unregulated AI applied to every facet of our lives, but the ruling class doesn’t care about our opinions. They’re planning on using these tools to make our daily existence slightly (or dramatically, depending on the industry) worse and we can’t say shit about it. 020
Reposted by Shrimp TeethBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn 4570791421
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I can’t stop thinking about the difference in how I experience the concept of community in Portland and in rural France. Back in the US, the term community felt disingenuous, forced, desperate. Everyone I met there was talking constantly about “building community” but no one seemed to have it… 150
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Democrats are so intent on completely missing the point. They know only leftist policies that materially improve working class people’s lives attract voters. But they’d rather waste time doing irrelevant weird shit and then turn around and yell at us for not voting for them. 010
Reposted by Shrimp TeethKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 13/07/2025It’s a concentration camp and they plan on killing people there. 371894573
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Seems like too many forgot that the role of democratic government is to execute the will of the people - as in pass laws that its citizens want, not kill anyone who dares to ask for better governance. 020
Reposted by Shrimp TeethAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/07/2025You may not like it but this is the best economic system we can come up with 6395521550
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I left because I refused to become the person America was trying to turn me into. America runs on cruelty. Deliberate, gratuitous cruelty. Every single aspect of existence there is wrapped in a thick layer of state sanctioned violence. Having a “good life” in America requires ignoring this fact. 120
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Are we really going to pretend that all the people who are suddenly loudly denouncing their queerness has nothing to do the with the political landscape? I’m sorry but no, sexual orientation isn’t “fluid” for everyone. Some of us have enough backbone to stay queer despite the backlash. 031
Reposted by Shrimp TeethVaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Nonono we are not doing this. It is already illegal to hire undocumented workers but further criminalizing people who pay workers for services rendered Never Stops that labor from happening. It only further endangers the person providing the labor. -A sex worker 2293
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 09/07/2025The news always seems to read: - China just built a shitload of solar panels and has built the most efficient trains - America has set five billion acres of forest on fire and could reach 33 trillion by 2030 030
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I think more lesbians should move to rural France. I definitely recommend. 110
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I’ve seen this study that claims that 44% of lesbians and 61% of bi women have experience DV cited over and over… but they skip this very crucial detail. It’s massively misleading to frame it as if women are beating and stalking each other when that’s not what the research shows. 110
Shrimp Teeth @shrimpteeth.bsky.social · 07/07/2025People who still want to argue about the technical definition of genocide almost two years in, can fuck absolutely right off. 010