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Sheldon Howard

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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🕷️🕸️
A photo of a spider in the middle of its impressive web dotted with raindrops, over a chair and brick wall on a patio.
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My cousin just sent me this video of the eclipse in Omaha, Nebraska, for my birthday. If you are having a hard time, listening to the crickets will help, I promise.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did the Earth see its shadow? Please, not 6 more months of summer!
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I read a book.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is where I am.
Photograph of a street and sidewalk lined with trees, a cloudless sky, and a setting sun silhouetting a lamppost with a large bird perched atop it.
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day!🇺🇸🎆 A prolonged, dangerous heat wave will persist through the Independence Day weekend across the Ohio Valley, Midwest, and Mid-Atlantic. 🥵 Clusters of severe thunderstorms will move across parts of the Allegheny Plateau into Mid Atlantic this Independence Day. ⛈️ weather.gov
National Weather Service HeatRisk map valid July 4, 2026 showing nationwide heat danger by color—yellow minor, orange moderate, red major, purple extreme—with extreme heat concentrated across the Southeast and Mid‑Atlantic and mostly minor risk in the West.National weather map valid Jul 4, 2026 showing widespread rain and thunderstorms across the central and eastern U.S., with yellow hatched zones over a part of the Plains and the mid‑Atlantic for severe thunderstorms and a red cross‑hatched area for possible excessive rainfall.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#lavista #nebraskaweather #omaha #happyfourth #thunderstorm #fourthofjuly #independenceday
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The lowercase l’s and capital I’s in this headline, though. Apparently Weird Al hates weird AI. Which is good for Al! Bad for AI.
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Jeff Vampire Sound-kman @jeffblackman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Here's the actual whole poem: shawnsmucker.substack.com/p/please-use...
shawnsmucker.substack.com
Please Use AI
Be sure to use AI when making
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’m in the 1% Of #doechii listeners On YouTube
YouTube Music badge reads:

“Badges

Top Listener of Doechii
June 2, 2026

You were in the top 0.25 of their audience of 145 million in May 2026”
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m gonna get arrested for a shitpost huh
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why am I waking up before my Night Shift (the blue light-less mode) switches off?
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
oh hellanddamn
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
DOECHII on repeat #doechii #musicsky music.youtube.com/watch?v=x0hW...
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Girls
YouTube video by Doechii - Topic
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
CUPS 2 #sophiehunter #musicsky music.youtube.com/watch?v=3y1S...
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Sophie Hunter - Cups 2 (I Invented Popping P*ssy) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sophie Hunter
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Google: How to give feedback w/o being an A*hole?
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#tornadowarning #lavista #nebraska #omahanebraska #nebraskaweather #thunderstorm
A magnificent strike of lightning, horizontal across the whole cloudy sky, illuminating cars in a parking lot below.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Be good to your Mothers today, because lord knows the republicans in government sure as hell won’t.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is #TrumpDerangementSyndrome
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Futurama: Leela & 'You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do'
Alt: Futurama: Leela & 'You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do' “motivational” work poster
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Sophie Thatcher loves playing a weird horror with heavy commentary about women's roles in the modern world, and that's great because we love watching her:
reactormag.com
Babadook Director Jennifer Kent's Next Film is a James Tiptree Jr. Adaptation - Reactor
What if influencers, but terrifying
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My personal cure for feeling like shit is a hot shower and a fistful of raw baby carrots. Optional yet highly recommended is watching some hilarious movie or tv show, specifically one that you don’t have to think too hard about to understand, while eating said carrots.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’m one episode into #watching Derry Girls on #netflix god I love this shit, it’s a riot! #tvsky youtu.be/UFmFuXH0IRY?...
youtu.be
TRAILER | Derry Girls | Starts Thursday 4th January
YouTube video by Channel 4 Entertainment
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Italian Beefs will tear us apart. Happy National Italian beef month Chicago.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
She rules this neighborhood! #catsofbluesky 😽
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I almost missed #caturday Look at this silly lil thing..! 😻
Selfie sitting outside with the sweetest ol’ kitty cat in my lap, just absolutely lounging and schmoozing for the camera.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Nebraska Medicaid’s new work requirement starting May 1st is completely batshit bonkers dumb-dumb
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Omg… OMG
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "fuck this place"
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fist of all, you don’t know that I can’t read minds.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Big Mistakes #netflix #nowstreaming youtu.be/tTGeLuCs97Q?...
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Big Mistakes | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is what Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like. #ImpeachRFKJr
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Jesus this man is a verified massive goddamn piece of shit. #ImpeachRFKJr
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh ffs be absolutely serious.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Snagged this sparkly thing this morning in Soul Silver after a casual 30 minutes of soft resets. 😅💖 #pokemon #shinypokemon #shinyhunting
4 screenshots from Pokémon soul Silver showing shiny stater chikorita with modest nature
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh ffs be absolutely serious.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Also, #impeach and #A25 are still fine options, yeah? #EndtheRegime
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Suddenly Dickshit Don’s evening is WIDE OPEN to release the entirety of the Epstein files.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
lol remember when I lost my job to AI
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
In all seriousness, what training do you need to use AI, exactly? I keep seeing people say we need to learn it but it's a plain English chatbot that lies to you and kisses up. What am I supposed to be learning here?
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I heard a democrat say the F word on TV once and the ENTRIE REPUBLICAN PARTY blasted him in the news for days for his unprofessional behavior. Trump’s GOP is a complete fucking joke.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I- 😵
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have a feeling Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen…. 😱💍 #netflix #nowstreaming #tvsky youtu.be/vMc_pWm7G7o?...
youtu.be
Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
P🍊🌮US is outta control.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Democracy means you only get to vote if you make it on the president’s special list, apparently.
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Sheldon Howard @showard-42.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nothing like a heart-wrenching Shakespearean tragedy to brighten your day. 🎭
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