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Shoulder Devil

@shoulderdevil.bsky.social
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Provider of unsolicited commentary. Expect nerding out about history, games, and anything I happen to find interesting. He/Him.

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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 23h
Actually I'm surprised it's not still a problem, considering Elon thinks "cis" is a slur. But specifically one of the "slurs" he has a problem with, not one of the ones he thinks people should be allowed to say.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the old lore it actually did cause a massive financial crisis. No idea if that's still canon, but I'd lean toward "yes" just because it's not like it was a specific plot point, just consequences of it blowing up at the end of Ep IV.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals" Then who the fuck is that guy on stage?
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doctor Doom reveals he was really MF Doom the whole time, and then the movie ends with a music video for a new single.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, he's accidentally admitting Trump was (and still is) powerless to do anything about them? Alrighty then.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...so, I actually have an additional question: How in the hell would anyone "scientifically" identify an evangelical, exactly? And what would that taxonomic tree even look like?
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the hell? Blocking that thing immediately.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol, "the very best" Sure Matt, that's why he managed to get: 1. The wrong city 2. The wrong state 3. The wrong teams 4. The wrong league All in one accusation!
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People were smaller back then, so you didn't need such a big ink pot in order to use an entire woman to write things.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just right off the bat listening to this: I'm not a law talking guy, but is it good when you try to justify your antics by saying three judges said it was fine, but the majority told you to kick rocks?
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like I don't know what to call it other than negligence that we don't have a Star Wars horror movie / slasher flick / creature feature coming out every other year around October. Come on guys you could save so much money per movie and make plenty of money if you just use your imaginations!
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also once again shouting into the aether that I wish Disney would realize Star Wars is ripe for literally *any kind of story*, they don't need to keep doing the same ones. You can absolutely make a fantastic Star Wars movie by just treating Star Wars as the backdrop / setting and picking a genre.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been in the fandom long enough to know it's not possible to ever be fully prepared for it. I am, however, prepared to be blocked by a whole new batch of Fandom Menace types.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have you ever heard the expression "a hit dog will holler?"
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...well, for once he's not wrong, mining steel *would* be pretty damn unusual.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess they're just resigning themselves to the Ellison deal getting finalized. Starting the decline early.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know if Johnson gets any money for them, but with him it's undoubtedly enough that Trump has a stake in them. He's a gutless worm, after all.
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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You don’t call it “the Indian question” by accident. They know what they’re referring to. Thank you to the New York Times, Bill Ackman, & Ron DeSantis for giving a man like Rufo power.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's wild to me how permissive people are when it comes to AI. They wouldn't tolerate fuckups like this for anything else! If my car sometimes tried to drive itself through schools, I would get rid of that fucking car rather than try to work around it.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main source of that is agricultural runoff or sewage issues, and no matter how much you hate data centers, at no point are all the electronics shitting in the water cooling system. It's an obvious groundwater contamination/water treatment problem. If Amazon left, the problem would still exist!
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup. Hell, the reason I'm on an "AI Boosters" list is because I pointed out that the Amazon data center in the northwest wasn't the culprit for rising cancer rates. Because they'd already been rising before it got there and had already been traced to elevated nitrates/nitrites in the water.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most likely the latter, if only because there's a subset of anti-AI posters who will lose their goddamn minds if you challenge their preconceptions in literally ANY way, then accuse you of pushing for AI and/or more data centers. Even if you actually hate both those things.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Out of all the things someone might lie about to look cool, "I haven't heard this one particular song from this one particular artist" isn't even on the list.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've met *youth pastors* who would balk at making this kind of leap.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But also the least surprising, because of course the weird tech bro is going to latch onto something like that.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell, one of them even came out with a book literally titled "F*ck Them Kids" (asterisk is part of the title).
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its what I genuinely expect to find out, at this point. Whole bunch of parents whose kids have cut them out of their lives for being shitty now churning out podcasts and books about how they've done nothing wrong, its their kids who are being selfish assholes for no reason.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Big Mom, the Whore of Babylon" ...WHAT
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...I'm gonna need another drink.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Blob (1988)
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So do the AI themed cocktails have hallucinated ingredients they absolutely shouldn't have, or are these people pathetic *and* cowards?
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, those were certainly words, but that's the kindest thing I can say about whatever the hell that was.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also I mean, if you want a Vader that isn't Vader, Malgus the human killdozer is right over there.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Space? The Sith Empire has some damn cool looking ships. Ground? You can throw a Jedi army at a Sith army, what's not to love?
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I desperately wish they'd make movies about the Old Republic. Between the KOTOR games and SWTOR there's no shortage of ideas they could play with, and picking any point with an active Sith Empire means they can absolutely get all the grand sci-fi battles they could possibly want.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Back from the local Oktoberfest. Not as big as I expected it to be, but in addition to beer (a given) they also had elk & pork brats and I'm convinced they were made by actual angels because good lord did they taste divine.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, if you consider that's a picture of an asshole with its own asshole, I think there's an argument to be made for "this" being applicable
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not answering that without my lawyer present.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's cinnamon toast heresy, that's what that is
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For once, I think this ignorance of even basic-level insurance knowledge is forgivable. That's clearly an infant in a suit, but the adults in the administration should know better.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway the movie ratings system is BS, because I'm not really sure another use of "fuck" would be worse than resorting to calling the monsters "motherhumpers" because they weren't allowed to say motherfucker after the F bomb allowance was used up.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My absolute favorite use of the "only one F word allowed" rule for PG-13 movies, and oh boy did Kevin Bacon make it count.
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Kevin Bacon & Fred Ward: Fuck You!
Alt: Kevin Bacon (as Val) & Fred Ward (as Earl) from the movie Tremors, where they've just accidentally killed a graboid by causing it to slam headfirst into a concrete canal wall at speed. Val celebrates this accidental kill by shouting the most emphatic and drawn out "Fuck You!" I've ever seen, while also guaranteeing no one else is allowed to drop the F word for the rest of the movie (as it would lose its PG-13 rating).
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me with SWTOR purchases. "oh no, who would spend all this money on cosmetic items and new character slots for my account? I might as well use them since they aren't refundable"
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same. Though occasionally (at least on mobile), autocorrect likes to jump in and decide something's not a word just to make things worse. Last one I caught was it trying to say "impactful" should be "impact full" for some reason.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to be able to water the rosebushes out back with nothing but Republican tears.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They're unfortunately right, in the sense that unless Dems somehow pull off a 2/3 majority in both chambers, any attempt to end the Iran war would likely be vetoed and the GOP's unlikely to help override. But, counterpoint: Fuck 'em, pack as many Dems in there as possible.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unfortunately. Not like viruses are going to take a break just because we've got clueless dolts running the show.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But that was from like a month ago, so who knows if it's gotten worse since then.
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least from the last thing I read, the numbers aren't TOO different, the biggest problem is that the government's ability to trace the source of any given contamination has been absolutely gutted. So we probably have more people getting sick before we can pinpoint what caused it.
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