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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [dreamye lute solo] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What sucks is that nearly everyone has stories like this, including my dad, may he rest in peace!

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you! I want to support MeToo 2.0 with my whole heart but my brain isn’t braining enough to do it properly

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tried twice to figure out a way to discuss my own Jane Doe situation but it’s so mired in the nuances of immigrant families that I think I won’t. It’s more complicated in my own mind than I can express here. Suffice to say it was horrible and impacted me until I gained an ability to say no.

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Babs the Autumnal Shark @hockeybabbler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

happy first day of the sharks and kraken's season to all who celebrate

Babs looks coquettish while wearing bloody cleaver earrings and a red dress that says "here to ruin hockey for men ❤️"

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today I woke up curious about the kleptocracy’s end game. When they wreck the water supply for AI slaves and destroy everything except for themselves and their lil enclaves, what’s left? Will they finally enjoy life?

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This era in US history is going to be fodder for media for generations, isn’t it.

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Lisa Barlow’s Voice Coach @thehockeyboomer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You think Woll knows that the Balrog gets its ass kicked by an old dude with a stick?

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Had to come back in the away jersey

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have never been more suited for a translation task *whips out Tengwar dictionary*

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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When they say the economy is booming but we can't afford the basics like gas or groceries, we know who they’re talking to. It's not to most of us, that's for damn sure.

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

GEFILTE PHISHING

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Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

so, I just tried something and it worked out astoundingly. Had some basic ass chocolate ice cream, thought it could use some doctoring. Didnt have much, but we had some kraft peanut butter. took three good spoonfuls of peanut butter, melted it in the microwave then poured it on the ice cream. yes.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The wrong famous people are alive and dead today but I persist like a furious kraken in their paranoid white bread imaginings. You?

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's fascinating, to me, how many columns and articles were written after Biden's withdraw from Afghanistan about the looming humanitarian catastrophe that Biden caused and how many fewer were written about Trump slashing US humanitarian aid still being sent there from $3B/year to $0 in 2025.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this country is making the whole world appreciably worse and i cannot fucking stand it

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this motherfucker is paying 5k to make humans forget that he's taking protected status away from national forests. those are trees that have existed since before our unfortunate little country and [delete delete delete]. anyway sorry i tried to ignore bluesky for a while because i am just SO ANGRY

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i am thinking he doesn't -- he's like that innocent looking fruit in the bowl with the exterior sprayed down by chemicals that make it look fine, but when you pick it up it crumbles moistly into your hand

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

my god i still remember him from Cold Comfort Farm, and he hasn't gotten less attractive

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Even if it's true that this crazy ass motherfucker is going to hand you 5k as a blatant bribe to vote republican, that's 5k to pay for a lifetime of the most corrupt, deregulated, world-baiting administration you'll ever call yours. Vote Democrat like your life depends on it, trust me, it does.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I feel like nobody should need to point out that deporting people who annoy you is a huge misuse of power but its clear that CERN landed us in “clowns run the government” universe so what do I know

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

he’s abusive and crazy and aided and abetted by the most corrupt collection of bought politicians and justices ever collected. The kleptocrats staged a coup in America and are coming for the rest of the world.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The wha… what are we doing on this national week of mourning for the queen of America

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Me but 💯 of the time for not being the man of the house

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I sincerely wish we could point Natalie Harp's crazy in a direction that is good for the world -- that relentless energy should go toward saving tiny rainforest species or something.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I am sad to give up America's princess, so I am just hoping and hoping they protect her -- and the SECOND they stalk, harass, or disrespect her in person, they hightail it back to America.

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Laszlo ("Jack") McNadja, J.F.C. @jackcharnista.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I FUCKING SAID?

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this is the stuff of historical romances.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I also wonder if they'll be living on Spencer land, with guaranteed support and security. I bet they are, with very little interaction with the rest of the racists over there.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I very much wonder if the Spencers influenced Harry & Meghan's opinion about England. They probably pledged their life to making sure Diana's grandchildren have a positive and decent life in the UK, and want to help smooth the way for them.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Mamdani has often said, "they're paying more to campaign against me than they would to pay taxes." I wonder why rich people think this is a decent investment of resources? They'll just have to keep pouring money into election cycles, might as well pay the taxes. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

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Elon Musk Is Expected to Point His Money Machine at Texas Politics

Sources tell WIRED that Elon Musk is expected to spend up to $200 million in the midterms. It could be a big boost for GOP Senate candidate Ken Paxton, who’s struggled to raise cash.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh! Are we trying to understand America? Let’s begin with the indigenous people and religions, shall we?

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If Democrats like @schumer.senate.gov think well, no more donations if I piss off the corporate overlords— why are you still a Democrat? Admit what you are and live your truth.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I got cursed, was that you? ☹️

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I just drove from Orlando to Pittsburgh. The stretch of 79 in the middle of the mountains that says “fog warning”? Do not fuck with that. We could not see the car trunk at times.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

white lady with "pick me" energy, married to a much older dude with money ... she's been brainwashed to think she's better than the rest of us since she was 12, probably. Poor woman, I guess.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Karoline Leavitt steps down, eh? I guess someone was fussed she was left on the decoy plane.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

they could fix this with one easy "go home" order. :p

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Those sailors on the Lincoln deserve to go home. It hurts my heart to see them treated this way.

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I always ask myself where this comes from. Is it insecurity? Fear? Ignorance? Laziness? Feeling like he has to align himself with the money makers to get work?

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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There is an ontological problem here: some of these books demand in a very explicit way that followers either convert or eradicate people who do not believe the way that they do. Evangelism is so endemic to Christianity that it's hard to separate the two.

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