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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jjfromkansas.bsky.social
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@jjfromkansas.bsky.social
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I might have the first word, @broadstreethockey.com
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have never been more suited for a translation task *whips out Tengwar dictionary*
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So the proof of life photos of McConnell are AI generated?????????
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m Picard-holding-face about this because… this Qatari plane does not have antimissile capabilities ON PURPOSE because we DO NOT SHARE THAT INFORMATION. We routinely strip it out of every aircraft we sell to foreign nations. ON PURPOSE. WHYYYYYYY.
New York Times headline about lack of antimissile tech on Trump’s new plane.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You saw my kid’s graduation cap right?
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This man looks like he works for Four Seasons Total Landscaping. #algaesky
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Leafs are lucky to get him.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am literally the “I lived bitch” meme
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In the grand scheme of things I should not be annoyed that they are about to take a chunk out of my hair, but I am. I grew this out to cosplay elves better, and I’ll miss it.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What’s your sign? In honor of my Thaigrish heritage:
Garbled translation of Thai sign in bad English
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
www.thehindubusinessline.com/economy/wind...
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I mean, it’s tough to wear leather bikinis when the beach is all gloomy. Realism matters.
Kevin Sorbo realistically depicting Heracles.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
At the risk of sounding like a crazypants, I am going to share a screencap with you of an email I sent in 2014.
email where i share a wacky prophetic dream i had under anesthesia.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hey AT&T this is JUST TUESDAY. I’m on a dozen no-call lists. What gives? #att
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Love to Victor Hedman and all our support on his mental health journey. It’s gotta be so hard to do this in public.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Orlando, Tampa, Miami
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
post a picture of yourself from the past that puts you in a light people on here wouldn't expect
Continuing my bit where I’m Frodo like in my user image
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It struck me that I, too, can contribute cat pictures to this app #cats #catsky Two rescues! Impurratur Furriosa on the left, and Smaug the Stinky on the right.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hm.
Trump is at Walter Reed on Saturday April 5 2026.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For @elseldo.bsky.social especially
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sunday plans: www.instagram.com/p/DV1yINnkaE...
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yes, another installment in "pretend I'm in The Business when people spam me."
a cold-texter says they are cooking, when will i be there? and i respond as if I'm relaying an annoyed message from The Boss.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Is he alive????
Email indicating Epstein is alive as of 2021
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Comic making fun of AI in a sad and bitter way
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Huh. 1) folks remember stuff I wrote. 2) folks want me to write a way to keep enjoying hockey when it’s being crappy. 🤔 I could try to write my feelings. It’s been a while. @rawcharge.com ?
Snippet of a text message asking me to contextualize this hockey misogyny bullshit.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
His teeth were on the ice
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It always comes back to the Solar Bears
Quinn Hughes hockey bio
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Victor Hedman (captain of TBL) on Heated Rivalry and inclusion, in the latest GQ Sports. www.gq.com/story/victor...
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I think you are supposed to wear a formal color of suit but yeah the Panthers are sure not the team of Luongo any more. Looks like TBL wasn’t nearly as creepy with Biden.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A+. Actually me:
Bettman discusses his feelings about heated rivalry.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Ice is camped out on the street near where I have to go pick up my prescription today. That sure fucking sucks.
Ice in my hood
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Screen cap of a news article about Operation Tidalwave
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
These cowards came to my city today because they couldn’t take the snow.
Ice locations in Orlando on 1/15/26
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
1/15/2026 ice sightings around Orlando
Screen cap of a map showing multiple ice sightings in Orlando on January 15
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Looks like Ice wanted a Disney vacation.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Your second favorite aircraft? Just kidding my second favorite is probs the C-130. So huge! So cavernous!
Snoopy on his dog house as the World War I flying ace.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Oh no the algorithm AI actually works
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Btw I’m sure you’ve been keeping up but this moment from Heated Rivalry is so true. They are all only 17.
Heated Rivalry moment when Canada loses World Juniors
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Explaining the Maple Leafs to my child
Video of a Leafs fan being sad about the team, followed by my kid asking why they are bad, followed by me explaining that the coach is bad.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Got the picture
Highway electronic sign that reads: new year new you, use your blinker
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kept my federal job. Had three brain procedures with varying results. Saw kid travel internationally and get accepted into grad school. Learned to sew and made recycled shirt tote bags for folks for Xmas. Won a group costume award at DragonCon! Sang in elf choir! Won Work at Home for brain disease!
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
*looks up from leftovers* Listen. Not now.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Over 30 selfie thread. I was actually 50 when I began the quest.
Close up of Elijah as Frodo.
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
“I love when you do projects”
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Shortshift @shortshift.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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