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CJ 🎃

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🆗 en es 日本語 🤟🏻⋯ 🧑🏼‍💻 nearly-40 nerd ♿️ disabled ⚙️ IT 🎒educator 😕 chronically ill 🎭 managing bipolar disorder 🧱 queer 🤷🏼 nonbinary 📍New Eng 🌊→MD 🐢→PA 🐄 💖 @philthycasualmedia.com 👩‍👧‍👦 step-parent: zoomers 🐰 rabbits•うさぎ 🌌🖖🏾🪛 sci-fi 🎲🎴👾 gaming 🚰🧂🍋‍🟩🥒 hydration🥤caffeine

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David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social · 4h
Canadian Thanksgiving Special! These 3 are on sale for half price to Canadian residents- dragonfly $100 (+ shipping), the flag is $75 (+shipping), & the leaf is $50 (+ shipping.) (DM if interested) #art ##hamont #canada
 "Red", oil on watercolour paper, 5 3/4 x 8 1/2", 2026- $200(Cdn). A small realistic painting of a red dragonfly perched on a twig against a butter yellow background."Red Sky, morning (after Patcher)", acrylic & graphite on paper, 5 1/2 x 8 1/2", 2026- $150(Cdn). A small painting of a flapping Canadian Flag drawn in grey tones against a deep red background."Maple (fallen)", oil on unstretched canvas, 5 1/2 x 7", 2026 - $100(Cdn). A small painting of a dried, yellow/brown maple leaf on a grey background. There's a loose blue pill and a loose white pill to the upper left of the leaf.
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⚰️ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ🕷️ᴄᴀꜱᴜᴀʟ👻ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ🎃 @philthycasualmedia.com · 09/10/2026
Found in the bathroom of the local Greek restaurant
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⚰️ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ🕷️ᴄᴀꜱᴜᴀʟ👻ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ🎃 @philthycasualmedia.com · 5h
Picture of Shoresy in a badly drawn Philadelphia Flyers hat saying "This team will never win again"
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 4h
haha i thought about plasma too! definitely better. my statement stands. you get it.
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 5h
nice. i got a gaseous 7 hours... (not great) glad you're doing okay. 🫶🏻
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 11h
hey, hope you see this later, after getting some sleep. even a nap. been there. how are you feeling? 🫶🏻🧠🎭
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 11h
may your sneezes be painless. hate the ones that hurt. hope getting the phlegm up and out will lead to an otherwise smooth, speedy recovery! 🫶🏻
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うさぎのきび @rabbitkibi2395.bsky.social · 19h
🐰「毛が抜ける時期って人間が沢山撫でてくれるからお得」 #うさぎ #ネザーランドドワーフ
顔に抜け毛が付いてるきびちゃん頭が背中が換毛でボコボコしてきたきびちゃん
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はまち @hamachi226.bsky.social · 20h
うさぎのすぴすぴ鼻息かわいすぎ
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はまち @hamachi226.bsky.social · 19h
ペロ
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 21h
again: RIP Tim Curry 👄✨
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 21h
related search: Dr. Frank-N-Furter medical credentials
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はまち @hamachi226.bsky.social · 23h
換毛チリと美横顔
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🙌🏻✨ i find this visual helpful, and i hope the therapist supports you untangling some of your brain yarn into something functional and/or beautiful! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTybvjsjn/
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explained ⬇️⬇️⬇️ going to therapy can feel like untangling a ball of yarn that’s been knotted up in your mind 🧶 each session… thoughts and feelings spill out, messy and intertwined but a therapist ca...
TikTok video by Happiness Project
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YEAH, YOU ARE! you've got this!
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
:nods: i hope they resolve/dissipate soon and things like that happen in a less clustered fashion. i also hope you find ways to recharge. 🫶🏻
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm like an avocado in that I'm only good for a short period of time and unfortunately, there's no way to figure out when that is
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brian with the text:
"Sorry I can't hang I have to sit in the house and FEEL WEIRD"
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ahhh things are chaos and i just saw this. yes! i have a couple around! we are the best big kids. 😆🫶🏻
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
feeling a little less like this but… “I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for. I'm a lot more explosive than I look, and honey, I know how I look. Put a quantum chain reaction through me and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours into dust. All of it, in a heartbeat, into dust.”
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
today was a lot. tomorrow likely will be, too. i'll be okay. hope y'all are staying well and hydrating. 🫶🏻
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a still frame from Ted Lasso, showing Jason Sudeikis as Ted, hair and white dress shirt soaking wet. he is sullenly looking into the eyes of Sarah Niles as Dr. Sharon Fieldstone, sports psychologist, with his hand on her shoulder. she is looking back at him with care and concern.

a screenshot of a tweet by user reb (@rebmasel) has been added over the two of them, as follows:

“I was put on this earth to be silly and then die what is all this brutal reality and grief doing here. interrupting my silly”
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that last bit was in reply to this, obvi:
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm really glad we're following each other lol :hands you a bar towel: (of which there are many and i have starting using as bibs, lest i wear my ramen, etc.)
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also that only works as a haiku in English "haiku" is three syllables in Japanese (i'm a pedantic linguist)
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
haiku is haiku don't worry about the [tone]* haiku is haiku *"tone" was one syllable: feeling, vibe, whatever
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
woke up from a nap totally overheated. nauseated. drank cold fluids. was still warm. was finally able to get thermometer. normal. sure.
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
at least the results from this one were good, Rookie… (sharp, two-tone whistle)
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
♪ i can't do this a~ll on my o~wn… ♪ ♪ no, i kno~w: i'm no Superman ♪ (instrumental interlude) ♪ i'm no Superman ♪ (2026) youtu.be/FC84xLHw0DA?...
screenclipping of an email notification that there are MyChart Test Results available, from "43m ago"
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kopi does look very happy. 🫶🏻 i can also see why you use that one gif now… lol
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i figure if I take today easy, tomorrow should be okay, right? … right?
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 06/10/2026
Who’s ready to educate some fish
The back of a box next to a nutrition facts label. A drawing of a fish says FISH EDUCATION: 
SPECIES: SCOMBER COLIAS
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Friend: WTF is wrong with you?
Me: You mean today or like in general
[pic of guy in skull mask]
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Pennyjs @pennyjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was passing a church and noticed all these signs. So I stopped and did a walk-around. It made my heart sing. The world needs more of this. (Background noises are a small construction project and people talking as they left church.)
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
also: hardly any digital system capitalizes my name correctly, because of rules to make sure more standard first names are capitalized correctly (Xxxxx) this has irked me for years, but i rarely get anywhere when asking for it to be fixed still better than being called my given name…
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
things are "fine"
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
♪ the wo~rst part of wa-king up! ♪ ♪ is My-Chart on your screen! ♪
screenclipping of an email notification that there are MyChart Test Results available, from "1h ago"
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i had a feeling. 🫶🏻
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
:nods: i have similar concerns. it hasn't happened, but almost, a few times. this dog included. he was better this time but did try to cuddle me on my cane side, leaning against my leg, between it and my cane. he seemed more aware he needed to be careful with me this time, otherwise, though.
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
huh. will keep an eye out…
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it doesnt matter if the country’s gone to shit. you still gotta do the damn dishes.
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(sighing) too many damn med changes hoping to get more sleep soon
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'm glad you had that experience. 🫶🏻
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot happened today, but most importantly, a dog i met once about a month ago remembered me and was *very* happy to see me.
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“close to 225”… okay... 😏 you'll get there. i'm still looking at you like this:
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Beauty And The Beast Disney Bimbettes
Alt: Beauty and the Beast three young women townies swooning over Gaston
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
to be clear: i don't swear *at* her ("fuck you," even casually), but we both swear with each other (her less so, lol).
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CJ 🎃 @shortforcj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(no spoilers!) my therapist and me crying over the recent episodes of Ted Lasso at the end of my session, swearing and all. 😆😭 she is such a great therapist for me! 😆🫶🏻
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OREGON! LOST: really good walking stick. last seen at these coordinates. if you picked it up, please DM me to reunite it with its heartbroken owner. REWARD: extremely good karma and fresh chanterelles. please repost will delete if found
uncle kyle and iggy walking kyle is wearing iggy's hat and using the stick iggy is being silly kyle's drawing of the stick a map showing the coordinates as 44.823162,-122.077892that's out in the hinterlands kind of by breitenbush
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