Sign in

⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖°

@shoosheem.bsky.social
244 followers 270 following 2.4K posts

use your time whimsically

PostsRepliesMedia
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 10m
i’m kinda sad i put a millipede in my terrarium and now he’s just unavailable to watch because he has tunnelled into the DIRT
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 12h
i hate the word swole being associated with muscularity because dude if you are swollen that is a medical condition which must be remedied
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 19h
people calling susan dell a robot and a reptilian and whatnot but all i see is a woman with anorexia nervosa struggling to stand up and breathe and blink while being filmed next to the most hated person on earth
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a lady told me i look like twiggy today and i’m still crying about it that’s the nicest compliment i’ve ever received
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i am having the time of my LIFE decorating rooms on this app it’s literally just called rooms and it’s soooo fun oh my GOD
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i love those videos where random people in the street are asked very basic trivia questions that i answered correctly off the top of my head a whole 15 seconds before the person being filmed makes their incorrect guess
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i just realized the internet cafe in GTA4 is called “TW@“ hahahaha twat
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the internet is so unfair in its duality, how can something so useful be so destructive? the source of knowledge and connection has been twisted into platforms for scams and interaction farms, AI has become indistinguishable from video, facts are buried under mountains of misinformation.. i’m tired
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
art is everything, when you really think about it. everything is art. communicating, creating things visually and audibly, dancing and singing and transferring energy, it’s all the same. everything on earth makes art in some way, and together it becomes art itself. i’m so happy to be conscious
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
humans are to chimpanzees as jumping spiders are to orb weavers
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
something about the monster mash gives me this intense feeling of emotional poignancy, i laugh, i cry, i wail to the monster mash
010
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
remember when effy spiked the brownies at pandoras slumber party
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the rave was a total success, we danced and shared stories and hot chocolate and i spun poi until i was tripping too hard to continue 😂 then as we were driving home cops pulled us over and we were so lucky we didn’t get nailed for having too many passengers. i love my sober driver boyfriend ♥️♥️♥️
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’m in total shock that i’m not sick right now, i swear all day yesterday i felt like i was headed straight toward sore throat and stuffy nose territory but i think i was just hungover
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just had some uncultured swine judge me for listening to rock lobster at work
010
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i went to a punk show last night, got wasted and woke up drunk, went to work and now i have a rave in the woods to attend in an hour and FUCK.. i’m getting sick. i can feel it in my throat and my whole body got the chills but i’m gonna have my last hurrah then spend the next 4 days in recovery 😂
011
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
reading and listening to accounts from residential school survivors makes my stomach turn. the things done to these children at the hands of priests and nuns. the atrocities, the injustice.. and now there is denialism. bigotry and ignorance. i am astonished at the people around me, blind and deaf.
010
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don’t think i’ve ever met anyone who wasn’t sexually assaulted at some point in their lives and that pisses me off
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my pms is on full blast but at least i can listen to crystal castles
010
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a golden-crowned kinglet was stuck in my moms garage for like two hours and i finally caught it with a net and honestly i thought it was a female until i had it in that net and he puffed up his crest so big hahaha he must have been PISSED but i got the bird!! he is free!!!
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there was a gathering of white supremacists on the reservation here, in protest that our government gave organizations money for research and therapies, thinking that money was for excavation. there will be no excavation. we know those kids are there. the money was not for that. but they wont listen
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i live in the town they found 215 anomalies in the ground behind the old residential school, and when i tell you that half of the people in this town are too bigoted to understand how reconciliation works… they’re so focused on money that they forget their humanity. i’m so ashamed for them.
100
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and the fact that she reached out in a positive light to share her own appreciation for my art? i must have some real demons to feel so guilty about this. we’ve always copied things to make art, we use references and geometry, artists are not ineffable. we steal as much as we create from thin air.
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why must i battle myself in my head! if i had never been inspired by anything outside of myself, my art would look like shit. all of what i do has been based off of what i’ve seen, ideas others have shared, concepts that have existed for centuries. art builds upon itself and i shouldn’t feel ashamed
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i didn’t copy her composition or themes, and yet i know that she knows that i saw her art then made my own which has elements which resemble her art. she reached out saying that she noticed this, and wants to do trades or collab. why the FUCK do i feel like i’m in trouble ??? this is how art works!!
101
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i painted again and honestly idk i gotta ditch these squares cause i only started painting them because i saw a girl using that design and i decided yeah i wanna incorporate that into my art and she saw and messaged me asking to collab and now i have anxiety
210
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’ve been waaaay too chill lately i think the ashwagandha has had permanent effects on my brain because damn dude i am unbothered in a fine way
110
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the documentary filmmaker david hoffman is one of youtube’s most important creators. the video time-capsules from his time documenting society’s views in the 60s through to the 90s are so precious, it’s almost surreal to watch people my age speaking their piece over half a century ago
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i need perfume recommendations, i like super sweet warm gourmands and i’m so tired of vanilla
010
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
art in its purest form, honestly
010
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
aesop rock wrote that song about that frog who jumps real good and helps everyone around town with his jumping, yeah i’m a fan of anyone writing songs like that
130
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i would only ever watch jimmy kimmel for guillermo, i just love that guy i hope he’s doing well
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you’re telling me i’m only just now finding out that claypool lennon delirium covered satori pt.1 by flower travellin band!!??? NINE YEARS AGO??? and i’m only now discovering it. wow. the original is still way heavier but i’m stoked on this #musicsky #psychrock
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
psilocybe azurescens make me want to DANCE! never had a fungus do that to me! no bellyache no weird fear just DANCE
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it blows my mind that this kid is 22, flew here with his friend and now is totally independent living in a place he only just grasps the language of, trusting strangers to take him hours into the woods and eat wild mushrooms. i am in awe of his bravery and i hope we can visit him in japan someday
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my buddy hired a guy he met in japan to come work for him here in canada, and we just took him out to the woods for the annual mushroom festival for some camping. i’ve never had such a wholesome and fulfilling road trip, everything here is so new to this guy. i think he learned more than he ever had
210
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
can’t believe i forgot how hard she’s lost control by joy division goes
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
progressive trance will never die
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my poop has been every colour of the rainbow today idk what the fuck is going on
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you would think with our intelligence we’d be able to have the foresight to not destroy the environment in which we LIVE
000
Reposted by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖°
pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel
382894439
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wiggles??? oh you mean john pearce and his gang of backup dancers
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
L-I-M-P, say it, discover
000
Reposted by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖°
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still from the television show Trailer Park Boys showing Ricky doing a talking head with text that reads "I just need to get my life back together and start growing some dope"
620830
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
billy talent made some serious bangers bro i’m talking HUGE bangers, slappers and ass clappers
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
damn buddy i miss being blonde so bad hahaha
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i can never tell when they’re finished
000
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s crazy, three days of playing chess and i’m beating people in 30 moves on average
000
Reposted by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖°
venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
forg
5936
⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’ve been playing so much fucking chess i’m almost good at it. it’s been 20 years since i started playing chess hahaha
000