iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 3h

gay quentin tarantino hearing there's something called a cock toe twins: get my casting director on the phone right now

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 08/10/2026

i will say this was effective marketing because the jumpscare of seeing this woman did get my attention to remind me i do need to open a 530A for my kid

000

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 05/10/2026

mandela effect? the little caesar's guy is actually saying "piece of pizza"

010

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 05/10/2026

fantastic news for portland-area knee surgeons with an open schedule in november

000

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 02/10/2026

always surreal to run into a celebrity in the wild, not to mention two at once

130

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 01/10/2026

"hey did you get those photos of jf for the cnn article?" "yep, real fuckin sexy just like you asked"

0180

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 01/10/2026

if someone can get mike tomlin to play disco elysium we can fix the steelers

030

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 30/09/2026

grok generate liberty bibberty abu ghraib image realistic 2000s digital camera aesthetic no mistakes

110

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 30/09/2026

me and my friend would have killed liberty bibberty with advanced interrogation techniques i'll tell you that much

110

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/09/2026

ChatGPT... GLP-1... hell what ever happened to a damn BLT?

150

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

let me guess.... you're using store-bought paper too?

1180

Reposted by SoftballInjuryRuinedLife

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh.

733036

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

nfl redzone costs a lot of money but it's worth it for the constant audio desync, random disconnections, and gambling ads

040

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

chris rock if he was an alien: i think all glorbs should cost 5,000 snorbs. five thousand snorbs per glorb

000

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

holding up my phone to my barber and saying "yeah i want something like this" and it's just a video from May 14th 2037 of them at a renaissance fair being impaled by shards of a jousting pole

021

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 26/09/2026

they got the HotDog.jpeg audio filter on the texas-tennessee game youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos?...

youtu.be

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

YouTube video by BobRobster

000

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 26/09/2026

thinking about how funny it would be if It happened while he was sitting next to pat mcafee and pat got a bunch of goop and bits all over him

010

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 25/09/2026

2018 pitchfork review: Ms. Swift's eloquent subversion of culinary lexicon obfuscates her true thesis—a Brontëan triumph of our times. (8.9) 2026 pitchfork review: (zoomer holding a tiny mic in a vertical video) this ho is tripppinggg lmaoooo i'm dead

020

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 25/09/2026

"they say revenge is a cold dish / well honey im serving it for dinner / so don't you call me a sinner / when your boyfriend eats my spicy meal" Taylor Swift - "Dinner!" track 18 of 31 on Bad Girl Gone Good: The Comedown (Deluxe Chipotle Exclusive Edition)

131

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 25/09/2026

just gonna preemptively budget the $87.64 from the future class action settlement re: this

000

Reposted by SoftballInjuryRuinedLife

Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 24/09/2026

a friend’s dad was taken by ICE and they’re looking to raise money for legal representation. share and donate if you’re able to www.gofundme.com/f/our-dad-wa...

gofundme.com

Donate to Our Dad was taken by ICE, organized by Victoria Rudenko

Our dad has called the United States home since 1996. He came here 30 years ago and has s… Victoria Rudenko needs your support for Our Dad was taken by ICE

4254218

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 24/09/2026

my life is in your hands @twitch. do the right thing

010

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 23/09/2026

(twitch streamer in full camo fatigues holding a rocket launcher) ohhh i thought you said ARBY sponsorship

000

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 22/09/2026

getting my baby's social security card with the rare Freedom 250 stamp PSA graded

030

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 21/09/2026

instead of "Cheers" they should have called that show "Beers." due to the alcohol consumption depicted

050

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 20/09/2026

if i had to ferry a wolf, a sheep and some cabbage across a river i would just put them all on the boat at the same time and tell them to chill out for a minute

000

SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 19/09/2026