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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 02/10/2026

always surreal to run into a celebrity in the wild, not to mention two at once

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 23/08/2026

need to be in a room with all these guys immediately

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 12/08/2026

this is what you look like believing internal metrics from Meta

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 06/08/2026

new sticker in the shop: slopcorp.lol

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 11/07/2026

no one seems to be talking about this?

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 06/07/2026

time to show belgium what real beer is

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 06/07/2026

gatorade bottles now come in a limited edition pre-piss-filled version

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 30/06/2026

i designed a couple bumper stickers for my fav twitch streamers @gooffkings.bsky.social! you can buy them as part of a sticker pack for the next couple weeks at unfunnyfatfucks.com!

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 19/06/2026

my best estimation of the grip the convenience store cashier uses on the drink i am trying to purchase and touch to my lips 4 seconds later

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 13/06/2026

my world cup jersey arrived just in time

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 11/06/2026

(me as an announcer) the spurs NEED a layup here

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 22/05/2026

coming home and seeing eight cop cars in front of the neighbor's house

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 15/05/2026

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 12/05/2026

i woke myself up laughing this morning because this happened in my dream

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 11/05/2026

(neil hamburger voice) WHAT did anthony kiedis of the red hot chili peppers buy after his band sold their music catalog for $300 million? [clears throat] .....heroin for him and his teenage girlfriend

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 10/05/2026

telling every zoomer at this dumpy ass venue i saw mitski here

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 07/05/2026

yeah i feel like the white daimyo

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 03/05/2026

lowkey might be the best vanity plate i've ever seen

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 02/05/2026

i thought these were the kentucky derby standings for a second

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/04/2026

"even if your wife is just standing there telling you you're doing it wrong don't fling a panel of plywood at her"

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 22/04/2026

video games these days really make you think deeply about mortality, time, etc

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 01/04/2026

my bumper stickers haven't been selling well so i redesigned them all to hopefully be more appealing to a wider audience

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/03/2026

example of an insane protest sign i drove by earlier

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 26/03/2026

lebron cmon it's pet grief!! the radio dept!!!

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/02/2026

this looks like the press photo of a new electronic group that resident advisor would describe as "bridging the gap between Balearic dub and ambient trance"

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 24/02/2026

please enjoy this man i found on tiktok who makes clothing out of wasps nests and crown royal bags

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 22/02/2026

watched the entirety of A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms yesterday and this is all i can think about

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 16/02/2026

damn she got my ass i accepted the cookies without even thinking

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 12/02/2026

in the ancient times i posted this in some sort of manic episode and it became mega viral on tumblr in various formats

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 04/02/2026

was reminiscing about the time i worked in a record store and this gutterpunk meth addict named beluga would hang out all day and say the most insane shit to me

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 19/01/2026

this is one of the dumbest arguments i've ever seen online. bodybuilding forums "how many days are in a week" level stupid

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 15/01/2026

"waaahhh everyone hate me 🥺 by the way.... your all dumb as fuck lmao"

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