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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

i might be in love with the girl at my taco bell drive thru

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

horse: these pants fit me perfectly sales clerk: very good sir horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs sales clerk: *discretely* of course

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

birthday money came in who's tryna get fucked up at Barnes and Noble

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

reskeeting this for my 100th post! Live, Laugh, Love!!!!!!!!!

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

just ate chipotle. really bad poops rn. yuck. 😎😎😎

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

@t6e.bsky.social im sorry for calling you parasocial in one of my skeets. that was mean of me.

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

im so excited for the election i think I'm gonna pee 😣

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

me and who (please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton)

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

eevee holds juice

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

im a slut for birthday wishes

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

had to explain "aura maxxing" to my supervisor in terms of "swag". i was born in the wrong generation

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

everyones invited but you have to bring a gift

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psychicespurr.bsky.social @psychicespurr.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

call of duty?!?! more like... balls and coochie follow 4 more post skeet

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reeyarn @reeyarn.4444.money · 25/10/2024

they were right actually it feels good af to be a multifandom enjoyer

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Guys. what if instead of bluesky. it was boobsky. like boob sky. tiddies

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

what's the fucking point anymore

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

no atou, by Henry Taylor, 2023

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

and if your boyfriend says he got beef

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t6ekyle @t6e.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

hello bluesky. i am pleased to announce that the bluesky girlfriend applications have now closed. i have found my bluesky girlfriend. i would like to thank @mrchedda.bsky.social for inspiring me on this journey. keep it cheesy. Skeet on Brothers! ❤️

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