Reposted by stephHannah Ynez @hannahynez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Finally could clip this #BB28 614649
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 28/04/2025need to find edward and frederick bopp (inventors of vertical blinds) to let them know they are the biggest fucking idiots to have ever lived 011
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 17/04/2025@ target clothing manufacturers have u ever seen a woman before 010
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 12/03/2025i hate a “did you know you’re supposed to open a banana from the bottom” fucker shut the fuck up 000
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 10/03/2025my personal hell involves a conversation with someone who uses the following words: kiddos, momma (in a “you go momma!” kind of way), HUBBY, my mini, crotch gremlins 130
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 07/03/2025why does every taco bell new menu item reveal look like service at a texas megachurch 000
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 26/02/2025whenever someone is scared of a tiny bit of mold in their shower i just know they have lived the most comfortable life 020
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 19/02/2025my shampoo and conditioner are not synced up. i am miserable. 130
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 15/02/2025the year is 2061. your millennial coworker is a year away from retirement. they just referred to the covid-19 pandemic as “the panini.” 060
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 14/02/2025“can i use my laptop so i can google what 5’6 is in inches” 150
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 11/02/2025the urge to call everyone princess but only if i think they would hate being called princess 220
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 09/02/2025cunty screamo is my favorite genre, love u scene queen! 010
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 07/02/2025i can’t wait to move and not give my university my updated address. how dare you ask me for donations before i’ve paid off my loans. 050
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 02/02/2025joining a sports league as an adult is the best thing i’ve ever done, it’s just work out together and then get food and drinks together 030
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 27/01/2025needed cleanser that was in a locked case at target and the employee said i guess the girl with the key went on break and then she walked away 020
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 27/01/2025dentist said $200 and i said no and they said ok fine $100. in case anyone needed a reminder about the healthcare industry and the legitimacy of its prices! 130
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 27/01/2025walking into the dentist office rn diet coke in hand 000
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 26/01/2025too lazy to edit but imagine this says “i can excuse nazi salutes but i draw the line at lying about your path of exile account” 250
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 22/01/2025“how was your day” i cried when my phone disconnected from carplay 020
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 20/01/2025marriage scares me because what if you are married for years and then find out your spouse is using the hand drying towel to clean the counter 230
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 18/01/2025getting my car serviced is a scam!!!!! $500 and it looks exactly the same… 020
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 17/01/2025throughout my lifetime i have probably spent over 1000 hours ripping off tiny pieces of skin from various locations on my body 040
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 14/01/2025paid with just gift cards and cash at target. u will not believe how much stuff i got for free 010
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 14/01/2025every monday i am so productive so i convince myself that my frontal lobe has finished developing. every tuesday i realize i am wrong. 030
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 24/12/2024got my 22 year old sister a roblox gift card for christmas and it’s actually gonna be her favorite gift 130
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 21/12/2024nothing has made me tired of a song the way that arcane has 220
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 15/12/2024this was the worst thing that happened this week until jared mccain got injured 131
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 12/12/2024if i caused an accident i would stop 100% of the time no matter how bad it was or how difficult it might be to deal w the consequences. so a huge fuck you you are a horrible person to whoever hit me today and drove off!!!!!!!!!! <3 020
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 09/12/2024starting my korean skincare journey tomorrow. if these products do not live up to the hype then i have wasted a lot of money. 120
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i have always said i would only break my vegetarianism if mcdonald’s brought back the snack wrap… 020
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 05/12/2024if you ever catch me getting a custom license plate just kill me 220
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 03/12/2024my most boomer take is that i despise airpod culture do not talk to me with an airpod in your ear 250
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 02/12/2024what happens when two people with hyphenated last names get married 010
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 01/12/2024philly is so cool i was driving on 95 today and there was a d*ldo on the side of the road 260
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 29/11/2024there’s no black friday deal on my hospital bill this is fucked 030
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 24/11/2024took the raw cookie dough gamble today i hope i win 080
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 22/11/2024cannot stand those replies and comments that start with “hey so” … i am usually a big fan of being a bitch but what a horrible way to interact w someone 120
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 21/11/2024perfect time to start feeling miserable! i will just blame it on the weather 181
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 18/11/2024having a lot of anxiety around cooking really sucks like why i am i convinced that my rice cooker is going to explode 040
steph @stephofthewild.bsky.social · 08/11/2024saw a man driving today with a sideways hat, cigarette, and a bumper sticker that said “i pledge allegiance to the swag.” also totally unrelated but i feel like life is worth living again! 1130
