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if I were Kyle I would have just posted the last column bc those scores are believable for 1 game instead of 3

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honkman...is this the truth...

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just ate chipotle. really bad poops rn. yuck. 😎😎😎

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

fuck I should have gotten that license plate first

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@t6e.bsky.social im sorry for calling you parasocial in one of my skeets. that was mean of me.

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

I don't know how to respond to this

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

im rainy day whenever the moms see me approaching 😝😝😝 im dying alone

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

im so excited for the election i think I'm gonna pee 😣

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

my mom laughs at my love life too 🤠

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

why are u not being supportive of me after all we've been thru

shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

me and who (please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton)

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

was this inspired by Over the Hedge when the guy was like "The Chip. Nacho Cheese flavor." because that was so dope

Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Reposted by shmike 🐕

eevee holds juice

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dude...who do you think they based the meme off of...

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no way...dude...♥️♥️♥️

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im a slut for birthday wishes

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it's what we do everyday when we look in the mirror 😝🥶😎

shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

had to explain "aura maxxing" to my supervisor in terms of "swag". i was born in the wrong generation

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everyones invited but you have to bring a gift

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

my roommate in college once mooned me. beautiful man

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shmike 🐕 @shmike.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

no shot ur at the world series