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@shivroyponytail.bsky.social
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 2h
Ok I neeeed this coffee
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 4h
Brilliant birthday idea!!!
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 13h
If the feedback is BROOKLYN IS ELITIST AND PRETENTIOUS, this shop isn’t. But maybe you’d just have to be there.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 13h
Also I saw one of the greatest magic shows I’ve been to at that shop! I can’t recommend it enough! I clapped like a little kid!
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 13h
The projection of what Brooklyn is or is not does not ever capture the nuance of what it’s like to walk into a really magical shop at a time when homogenization has its death grip on all whimsy. I’m glad that bird isn’t, and clearly wasn’t, ever for sale.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 23h
Just saw LinkedIn content from a marketer siding with Kelly Clarkson if you want a litmus on where we are at.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I recognize this doesn’t apply to all churches, as the right variables have to be in play. But.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will say this. Of all the groups I volunteer with, church has the most clear sense of community responsibility and appropriate delegation. Shit is locked down in ways you can’t imagine, largely due to older women running things and a priest setting appropriate boundaries and expectations.
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Chelsea @chelseabigbang.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unfortunately I think any mega rich person, regardless of how talented or kind, having an extended online argument with significantly poorer people is a loser
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Please write a book on this.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That shop absolutely rocks in fact though
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think Julian of Norwich is the new Fibonacci sequence for creatives. I shan’t explain further.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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james folta @jamesfolta.com · 08/10/2026
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lately I’ve really been relishing in being so utterly and completely boring. After the year I had.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love having a girlfriend. I can text the dumbest thing in the world (I got my favorite lunch bowl!) and she’s like yay 😀. I am so locked in. I am a girlfriend guy.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His meows woke my cat up who was very! Concerned!
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ignore the typo in my first post I’m distraught
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gwyneth Paltrow wearing neutrals and standing vaguely out in nature
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I accidentally won a silent auction the other night, and now you’re girl is going to a wellness retreat in SoCal oh god
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s my lunch today! With the nutritional yeast vinaigrette Carla Lalli adapted that I’m obsessed with!
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listen who knows.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One time she was like “I have to take a shower. I got hit by bone juice.” Which was the water that comes off a bone saw. And some went rogue and hit her in the neck.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a brilliant idea
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was a fudge sampler. This is the same woman who accidentally said “street cream” when she meant ice cream.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf: “Can I interest you in some bed fudge?” Me: “Yes, but you’re going to need to rebrand it.”
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My girlfriend went away to war (to a music festival in Ocean City, Maryland). I pine. I yearn. I pace my widow’s walk. I send pathetic texts. She’s been gone for 24 hours.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The nation is too hungry to use hyperbole, friends.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every time I see a video like “watch this journalist destroy JD Vance” I end up being extremely disappointed.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m absolutely insufferable when in love, but in my defense this is generally true.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me, 16 years late to a party: hey you heard of this band called sleigh bells? I really use them to focus when I’m deep in a spreadsheet.
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maggie spiders @squishythings.com · 17/09/2026
guten morgen everybody let’s get out there and fuck up those spreadsheets
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time I’m not feeling well I make it someone else’s problem!!!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Just let it fucking happen,” my coworker about me trying to prevent my cat from going onscreen in a zoom.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You think you’re Frank Sinatra or the straight up mafia ? Baby, you’re at a Long Island wedding.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think there’s nothing worse than photos of straight men with cigars.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lot of people deciding to be content creators today.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Girlfriend and I just keep inviting each other to spreadsheets we’ve made. When you know you know.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s an important part of my theology.
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Penny Nickels @pennynickels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nathan Fielder do Erika Kirk next
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have never watched a trailer more in my life.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is it a horrible thing to say? Yes. Did she laugh? Also yes.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“You’d make a great trad wife.” Me to my girlfriend after she busted out the homemade peach jam.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is it a horrible thing to say? Yes. Did she laugh? Also yes.
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this. I am crunchy adjacent and I’m like I don’t want their advice thanks
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Jeanne Thornton @jeannethornton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You know, as someone who has waited for a lot of buses and subways, actually not that much happens in a New York minute. It's a pretty bad metric
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Took me years of considering but finally bought the fashion brand company moth mini dress, and I don’t know what I was waiting for!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
28k followers and zero faves on this one David, sounds like you might be an expert on fake supporters
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M. @shivroyponytail.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[orders black lipstick in preparation for all of October’s events]
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