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THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST PODCAST Hosted by @amy-percent.bsky.social ( @amyuncut.bsky.social ) and @bethposting.bsky.social Site: shitpost.biz

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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 29/09/2026
New episode!! #podcast #comedy www.shitpost.biz/s1e40/ Featuring @mellyinchains.bsky.social
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Looney Tunes glory hole / 5 year cum terrarium / pre-shit bed
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Hard taco shell chastity cage / penis seismograph (plot of erectness over time) / cum papier-mâché / making money by traveling back…
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 29/09/2026
New episode!! #podcast #comedy www.shitpost.biz/s1e40/ Featuring @mellyinchains.bsky.social
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Looney Tunes glory hole / 5 year cum terrarium / pre-shit bed
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Hard taco shell chastity cage / penis seismograph (plot of erectness over time) / cum papier-mâché / making money by traveling back…
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 13/09/2026
New episode! It's awesome, it has Bugs Maytrix shitpost.biz/s1e39/
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Yearglass / Freak with a Beak / Ducking Itch
profanity filter that also blocks rhyming words (you can't say "duck" or "itch") / house with mesh floor (so the dirt falls through) / self-tapping sounding rod / F…
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 07/09/2026
Holy shit a new episode of Shitpost Mortem #podcasts www.shitpost.biz/s1e38
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Incestry.com / Uma Musubi / Nuclear Vape
We discuss stupid ideas such as: uma musubi / Incestry.com / Rare illness gacha game / Nuclear vape / billboard garment (fully showing when t-posing)
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kitty @kittyred.net · 31/08/2026
Sports betting is the future of entertainment. One day there won’t be sports anymore, and just the pure experience of betting will be left behind to provide us comfort and joy.
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 31/08/2026
our long national nightmare is finally over! that's right, there's a new episode of Shitpost Mortem www.shitpost.biz/fag-newtons-...
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Fag Newtons / Weird Al Hell / Portalpotty
We discuss stupid ideas such as: fractal genitals that fit into each other (kind of like ducks) / DLSS 5 AR glasses / fag newtons / weird al pop quiz / Portal potty
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 24/08/2026
Podcast delayed due to Ailments
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 17/08/2026
good funny entertaining #podcast for men women non-binary genderless adult transgender gay lesbian shitpost comedy technology sex porn funny stupid ideas awesome cool great best for listening in car, home, exercise, work www.shitpost.biz/s1e36/
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Steve Hitler / Childless MILFs / Dogwomen
We discuss stupid ideas such as: choosing a spelling based on minimal travel distance between QWERTY keys (e.g. disc instead of disk) / rubix cube as computer input…
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 09/08/2026
shitpost.biz/s1e35 Ok so what if there was an iron maiden but it dildos instead of spikes ALSO: Xenomorph Dick
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Dildo Iron Maiden / Maxi Golf / Xenomorph Dick
We discuss stupid ideas such as: nach-o's (cheesy cereal) / Dildo iron maiden / Novelty wallet moths / Hammer camera / maxi golf / dick where a smaller dick comes…
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 03/08/2026
New episode!! shitpost.biz/s1e34/ Here's an unrelated picture of our chickens
Four young birds in a line, on the edge of a cardboard box. Two are dark and two are light. They are chicks
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 27/07/2026
www.shitpost.biz/s1e33/
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Great British Jerk-Off / Cowboard / Sucking Poop out the Mouse
potluck biodiesel bus / Single-use headlight / using PLA filament as a fuse / cowboard (keyboard for cows) / sucking poop out the mouse / Great British Jerk-Off
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 19/07/2026
www.shitpost.biz/s1e32 New episode!!
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Oops! All Weezer / Mandatory Toilet Login / Clit Morse Code
Toilet you have to log in to use / flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash) / chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash) / dating site that…
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 14/07/2026
New episode featuring @alice.averlong.com !! shitpost.biz/prog-rammer-...
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Shitpost Mortem: Prog Rammer / Q-tip Ear Fucking Machine / Blood Keyboard
In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as  rubber chicken fleshlight game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner prog rammer Ich opdink æn Gje...
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RECCANTI is the new PDF @reccanti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
eyy I'm in this one
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 05/07/2026
New episode!! #podcast #podcasts #comedy Anal Smoke Doctor / Jordan Peterson Batman Villain / Rubber Ducky You Can Fucky that's shitpost dot biz! shitpost.biz/anal-smoke-d...
LED easy bake oven
programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily)
rubber ducky you can fucky
smoking a joint with your ass
daedric baby names
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 27/06/2026
Sorry there was no episode last week, I got sick! Here's a delicious and tasty episode to make up for it shitpost.biz/cum-pewter-s...
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Shitpost Mortem: Cum Pewter / Simpsons Porn / Simlish Disease
We discuss stupid ideas such as: cooking on someone with a high fever Ulysses video game cum pewter Mr. Burns Rule 34 Head phones (one by each ear) Simlish Bangers Links! &nb...
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 15/06/2026
NEW EPISODE! Clown nipples! Weed jokes! shitpost.biz/clown-nipple...
THC ovaltine
replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water
Smoking dandelions
video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money
Polar bear floaties
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 07/06/2026
NEW EPISODE! shitpost.biz/region-locke... #podcast #reallycoolpodcasts #youshouldlisten


region-locked pussy
Implant that unlocks a chastity cage
self-deprecating code
Becoming an amiibo
pronouncing every “ll” i see like it's welsh
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マセか “alice” darkside 🔞 @maliceinsexland.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This was so much fun! Looking forward to the next one 😌
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 31/05/2026
New episode!! Featuring @maliceinsexland.bsky.social and @vexxxts.bsky.social shitpost.biz/penis-shock-...
We discuss stupid ideas such as:

 Penis shock collar

 Onion toothpaste

 literal creepy pasta

 trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags

 using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 25/05/2026
despite everything, here's a new episode! I recommend chillin and givin it a listen shitpost.biz/squirting-be...
We discuss stupid ideas such as:

     TI: programming language with oxford commas
     watch/gag
     new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot)
     bed that can moan
     “Doorbell” where you just touch two wires together
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 17/05/2026
it's a new episode of the hit podcast "Shitpost Mortem!" all of your friends are listening to it right you don't want to be left out, do you? shitpost.biz/tiny-james-b...
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Shitpost Mortem: Tiny James Bond / Cockpot / Snake Clits
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Archipelago podcast app integration strapping james bond into my xtool Cockpot Ground-source heat pump coffee maker snake-style rock climbing (no limb u...
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 10/05/2026
No podcast today due to "oof ouch" and "tired" However, we're getting very close to 1000 downloads! Exciting!
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 04/05/2026
New handle @shitpost.biz ! Hooray!
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 03/05/2026
Let us wiggle your earholes! Please I really need this #podcasts shitpost.biz/reodorant-si...
groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog)
Reodorant
Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it
Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy
bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals 
single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 27/04/2026
Instead of working, you could listen to us discuss some ridiculous nonsense! Hooray! This episode features @rubymayvalentine.net ! shitpost.biz/strap-to-pay...
penis chip that lets you do tap to pay
Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom
meat batteries
panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left)
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 20/04/2026
No episode this week unfortunately, due to Ailments (so it's a great time to catch up!)
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 12/04/2026
NEW EPISODE! REJOICE! shitpost.biz/speeding-car...
pitch: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory
Centipede Centipede
Dyson Airblade for the whole body
girl diet (only pink food)
Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit
TI: personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet (podcast idea?)
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 05/04/2026
new episode! hooray! shitpost.biz/spongebob-to...
Ideas such as:
Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast
rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat
spusband (like how husband came from “house-bond”)
Parking machine gambling
Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong)
forever weed (thc crispr)
may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze
Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 04/04/2026
Flyer reading:

The world's stupidest podcast

(Drawing of a Roomba with legs)

Hosted by Amy and Beth

(QR leading to shitpost.biz) shitpost.biz
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 03/04/2026
we've passed 800 downloads! also, new episode tomorrow! it's episode 20!
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 28/03/2026
shitpost.biz/foot-fetish-... NEW EPISODE! HOORAY!
Screenshot of a doc that reads

Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness 
Foot fetish coffee place
gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue)
“muling” to mean half-assing
idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits
stair lift for gamer seniors
straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 21/03/2026
Would you eat a waffle with one big square? new episode! shitpost.biz/waffle-with-...
Clip art of a waffle with butter and syrup on it, but the waffle only has one big square instead of a grid of squares
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 07/03/2026
NEW EPISODE! shitpost.biz/scrotum-scan...
Example of a "halfabet" that Beth made, where there's only 13 letters so a bunch of pairs of letters are ambiguous
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 02/03/2026
We've passed 600 downloads!
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 28/02/2026
New episode! Hooray! shitpost.biz/ninja-sex-cl... Now featuring a intentionally sketchy URL!
Captcha but the content is the Skyrim lockpicking minigame
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
lmao... a podcast listener is sending the bit about "shampoo bottles with a flared base" to a relative who actually designs shampoo bottles
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 21/02/2026
YAY NEW EPISODE I've been told that if you like #podcasts such as CoolGames Inc. you may enjoy our stupid sense of humor sites.libsyn.com/599945/shamp...
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Shitpost Mortem: Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Frottage cheese Chair that's also a clothing rack  Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store Binary ruler (it has one inch, two...
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 21/02/2026
Mentioned on the latest episode! That's right, it's Andrew Lloyd Webber converted to polar coordinates (obviously)
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
front of get well soon card "Sorry you exploded" plus a cartoony drawing of someone exploding
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 21/02/2026
We'll be talking about this on the new episode (sorry)
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 15/02/2026
It's time for another episode of the world's stupidest podcast! Hooray!! sites.libsyn.com/599945/strap...
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Shitpost Mortem: Strap-on Nose / Six Eight / Shitpisser
We discuss stupid ideas such as:  cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into)  making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but...
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 10/02/2026
500 DOWNLOADS! YAY!
Screenshot of libsyn showing 500 podcast downloads
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 08/02/2026
No podcast this week, so it's a good time to catch up on our past episodes
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 06/02/2026
5 star review "I can hear the folds of Amy's delicious armpits reverberate as she speaks, great podcast, very funny"
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 31/01/2026
Girlstink Balatro mod that adds Gross Michelle
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 31/01/2026
NEW EPISODE!! featuring @oliviahall.bsky.social ! sites.libsyn.com/599945/flavo...
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Shitpost Mortem: Flavored Money / Heckin-chonkeres / Trash Can Black Hole
This episode has a third host! It's Ash! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysi...
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
new trans woman stereotypes for 2026! - trans women LOVE tinned seafood - trans women HATE the Department of Homeland Security - trans women LOVE watching highly technical lectures from beautiful women at 2x speed
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Fun ideas for your next coding project! 😊 - write a regex parser for html - write a regex parser for markdown - write a tool to convert timestamps between timezones You surely will not regret being in edge case hell! Try it today
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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 27/01/2026
website that requires your password to be a valid email
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