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shitpost mortem (podcast)

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THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST PODCAST Hosted by @amy-percent.bsky.social ( @amyuncut.bsky.social ) and @bethposting.bsky.social Site: shitpost.biz

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shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 03/08/2026

New episode!! shitpost.biz/s1e34/ Here's an unrelated picture of our chickens

Four young birds in a line, on the edge of a cardboard box. Two are dark and two are light. They are chicks

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 05/07/2026

New episode!! #podcast #podcasts #comedy Anal Smoke Doctor / Jordan Peterson Batman Villain / Rubber Ducky You Can Fucky that's shitpost dot biz! shitpost.biz/anal-smoke-d...

LED easy bake oven
programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily)
rubber ducky you can fucky
smoking a joint with your ass
daedric baby names

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 15/06/2026

NEW EPISODE! Clown nipples! Weed jokes! shitpost.biz/clown-nipple...

THC ovaltine
replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water
Smoking dandelions
video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money
Polar bear floaties

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 07/06/2026

NEW EPISODE! shitpost.biz/region-locke... #podcast #reallycoolpodcasts #youshouldlisten

region-locked pussy
Implant that unlocks a chastity cage
self-deprecating code
Becoming an amiibo
pronouncing every “ll” i see like it's welsh

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 31/05/2026

New episode!! Featuring @maliceinsexland.bsky.social and @vexxxts.bsky.social shitpost.biz/penis-shock-...

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

Penis shock collar

Onion toothpaste

literal creepy pasta

trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags

using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 25/05/2026

despite everything, here's a new episode! I recommend chillin and givin it a listen shitpost.biz/squirting-be...

We discuss stupid ideas such as:

TI: programming language with oxford commas
watch/gag
new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot)
bed that can moan
“Doorbell” where you just touch two wires together

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 03/05/2026

Let us wiggle your earholes! Please I really need this #podcasts shitpost.biz/reodorant-si...

groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog)
Reodorant
Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it
Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy
bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals
single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 27/04/2026

Instead of working, you could listen to us discuss some ridiculous nonsense! Hooray! This episode features @rubymayvalentine.net ! shitpost.biz/strap-to-pay...

penis chip that lets you do tap to pay
Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom
meat batteries
panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left)

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 12/04/2026

NEW EPISODE! REJOICE! shitpost.biz/speeding-car...

pitch: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory
Centipede Centipede
Dyson Airblade for the whole body
girl diet (only pink food)
Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit
TI: personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet (podcast idea?)

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 05/04/2026

new episode! hooray! shitpost.biz/spongebob-to...

Ideas such as:
Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast
rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat
spusband (like how husband came from “house-bond”)
Parking machine gambling
Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong)
forever weed (thc crispr)
may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze
Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 04/04/2026

Flyer reading:

The world's stupidest podcast

(Drawing of a Roomba with legs)

Hosted by Amy and Beth

(QR leading to shitpost.biz) shitpost.biz

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 28/03/2026

shitpost.biz/foot-fetish-... NEW EPISODE! HOORAY!

Screenshot of a doc that reads

Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness
Foot fetish coffee place
gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue)
“muling” to mean half-assing
idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits
stair lift for gamer seniors
straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 21/03/2026

Would you eat a waffle with one big square? new episode! shitpost.biz/waffle-with-...

Clip art of a waffle with butter and syrup on it, but the waffle only has one big square instead of a grid of squares

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 07/03/2026

NEW EPISODE! shitpost.biz/scrotum-scan...

Example of a "halfabet" that Beth made, where there's only 13 letters so a bunch of pairs of letters are ambiguous

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 28/02/2026

New episode! Hooray! shitpost.biz/ninja-sex-cl... Now featuring a intentionally sketchy URL!

Captcha but the content is the Skyrim lockpicking minigame

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 10/02/2026

500 DOWNLOADS! YAY!

Screenshot of libsyn showing 500 podcast downloads

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 25/01/2026

Yay we hit 400 downloads!

Screenshot showing 406 total downloads

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 18/01/2026

Call 1-800-SHIT-PANTS today!

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 17/01/2026

check out our intro music from @izzys.casa it's a banger, very pleased with it

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 16/01/2026

Added an about page to our website! sites.libsyn.com/599945/about

Shitpost Mortem is a podcast hosted by Amy and Beth. We're both champion yappers and we like making stupid jokes at each other. We talk about things like inadvisible robots, horrible ideas for recipes (which may or may not involve cum), and interesting facts about linguistics. We also tend to go on a lot of moderately deranged tangents and down a lot of rabbitholes (not like that, you pervert).

To be honest, if you think the episode titles sound kinda weird and funny, you'd probably be right!

Also unlike some comedy podcasts, there's literally no edgy white boys on this one! Whoa! I don't even know what that is!

Here's some links:

If you're already a podcast sicko, here's our RSS feed: http://feeds.libsyn.com/599945/rss
Android instructions for adding our RSS feed to YouTube Music: https://support.google.com/youtubemusic/answer/13946190?hl=en
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShitpostMortem
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shitpost-mortem/id1853332961
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3upb2lmgcXWsU65fUgXXtN

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 04/01/2026

New device just arrived

Photo of a Zoom Podtrak P4, which is a mixer / recorder for podcasts with 4 XLR inputs

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 31/12/2025

Got the shirts we mentioned on the last episode

Shirt that says
Never PISS OFF a man who lives at 4456 WEST OAK STREET and is CURRENTLY GONE ON VACATION but left a KEY UNDER THE FAKE ROCK FOR THE PETSITTER

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 30/12/2025

Pog

Screenshot showing 250 downloads of this podcast (Shitpost Mortem)

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 28/12/2025

Emoji of a nodding alien with closed eyes

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 24/12/2025

Yay 200 downloads

Screenshot of libsyn.com dashboard showing 200 downloads

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 21/12/2025

horse electrolytes

Apple-a-day horse electrolytes

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 21/12/2025

Bulk Dildo Mystery Pallet, for only $50,000

shitpost mortem (podcast) @shitpost.biz · 19/12/2025

Oh my god how is this real The "foreskin cruncher"!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Pr...

> This was not the only test of the relic's legitimacy: as anthropologist Eric Silverman writes, "A common test for foreskinned authenticity [in medieval times] was taste. A physician, supervised by a priest, sampled the skin for the flavor of genuine holiness. The taster was called a croque-prépuce, or 'foreskin cruncher.'"[10]