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@shieldsup.bsky.social
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Deploying Countermeasures// sound maker, shape arranger// {he/they} eject.work

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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
open.substack.com/pub/ejectdot...
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Oh this has notifications now huh, maybe I’ll come back or I mean maybe I won’t and I’ll just read posts on my lock screen wtv
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I'm in
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
These are all solid suggestions but I think the play is crushing solitude
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
He talks about this stuff like coworkers talk about new kind of crypto
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
If you tamper with the void, we’ll know
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just in case you were thinking of trying it
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
surely i’ll get my wallet back if i can prove the wallet inspector was lying
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
*Worf, speaking in calm, formal tone befitting an officer* "This is true, Bestie."
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
These features unlock a new generation of games featuring Real Time Pre-Baked Lighting Retrieval, plus the stunning fidelity offered by Seam-Spliced Texture Crumbling
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Despite the more powerful hardware, they haven’t lost sight of the classic experience Nintendo players expect. To this end, they have worked with AMD on a custom GPU capable of 8x Pro-Aliasing and a new form of Deep Learning Enabled Frame Destruction (DLEFD)
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
What, I put it to you, the fuck?
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
But seriously every single audiobook I’ve listened to I’ve spent 60% of my easily spooked Attention being annoyed at the absolutely goofball voices the narrators seem to do for every other character, complete with vaguely offensive accents
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I’m trying to use them to fight against my attention span issues while supporting authors; buy ebook + audiobook direct if possible, more chances to actually keep up and finish the book
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Audiobooks suck so bad lol
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Always reading this in the @theryangeorge.bsky.social Producer Guy voice
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Everyone talks about the old molten hyperdiarrhea gummy bears but the true demon sugarfree candy is the Redvines, because you know it’s *almost* worth it
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It’s wild how often I’m being followed by profiles with aviator car selfie pfps that post exactly like the DNC trained a bot on MAGA twitter and then moved the sliders a little to the center
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i didn't go out but I *did* get back on waiting lists for a sleep doctor and a new therapist sooo
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I’d be like
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Fixed it
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Thank you yes
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I wrote about THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, its enduring emotional power, and the importance of throwing objectivity aside and opening yourself up to cinema. Free and open to the public, a small Christmas gift from me to all of you <3 www.patreon.com/posts/118684...
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Yeah seriously I honestly pictured her as being the same species as Kurby, absorbing *cutie* into my mental model is going to take a moment
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
She'd have that thing on an elevator to Containment faster than you could say "You offer it to me freely...?"
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Nahw, Nahw, aah-Wait a Minute there misshter Pixelated Boat nahw you see here, ... !!
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
M’lord. Their time grows short. There is aught else we can do for them now but administer Bark of The Peppermint
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Sometimes... all you need is a Neighbor AL PACHINO IS FRED ROGERS AL PACINO ANNETTE BENNING NEGHBORHOOD A FILM BY CHRISTOPHER NOLAN COMING 2025
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Someone I overheard in an Apple Store today “… and he wants to buy and android”
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Obviously mine is obscurity
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Sound off in the comments
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve. What Nth-Order Christmas Abstractions are your three spirits *Of* tonight?
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Then you dive back into rhythm of the saints on your way into work, moving like a fist through traffic, anger and no one can heal it, get into the office and realize “oh shit my boss really is the crusher of language”
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Sorry to tangent, but which Substack news?
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
*bro hugging a newly introduced acquaintance* “Stoked, I’m sure”
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
To share a screenshot would be deeply irresponsible, as this person seems, based on this interaction, uniquely vulnerable to suggestion, scams, hypnotism, strangers directly telling them what to believe and where to send their money, etc
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I said on the Cyberpunk 2077 Reddit that the more I play the game the more I hate Johnny and wish I could just get rid of him and someone actually replied “Seems like you didn’t play enough to like him. Later in the game you somehow gravitate to him”
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
At the end of the day, the team that puts together a winning playoff run is going to be the team that emerges on top
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Giant Snipe: real but much smaller than name suggests
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And now it’s like
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The moment my cat thought “I have never sat in a lap, I’ve never seen a lap sat in, I’m not even sure what a lap is, but I like it when you pet me and I like it when I can take naps somewhere warm & safe, & I think I have an idea of how to kill two birds with one stone on that front (loud purring)”
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I love when cats do things that express affection because it’s clear they invented them from pure, original environmental inputs combined deep instinct.
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Anyone responsible the decision to have push notifications that try to cajole you into engaging with an app should be banned from working in any field related to user experience for life
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Shields @shieldsup.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
bsky.app/profile/shie... !
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