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Shell W

@shellwitty.bsky.social
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Soccer, doggos, books, music & what-not. Occasional rant. PDX/Van 🌈Ally she/her

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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 1h
Why is James Talarico so obsessed with me?
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 2h
Sometimes you get up on a Sunday morning and have yourself a little existential crisis about soccer. UGH. #BAONPDX
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is your time, this is your life”
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Keep on Livin'
YouTube video by Le Tigre - Topic
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cartoon panel one: dog hearing person say “If you break the treat in half, they think it’s two treats”
Panel two: dog smothering person in his sleep
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s officially spooky season!
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Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
Alt: Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh the red hot gates of hell are creeping open! Satan is heating his pokers for you, you blasphemous heathens!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Find one in every car. You'll see.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have to admit that there are a lot of things about this new season that I don’t like. The writing has been weak IMHO. <shrug>
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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This Is A Mystery, Steve!
Alt: This Is A Mystery, Steve!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They broke rules for years and years and the implications of that beyond just, oh they cheated, are wide-spread: trophies, relegations, champion’s league, other cup competitions. It’s a mess and if the FA doesn’t come down on them HARD then it turns into the Wild West.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
About the death of children in a bombing related to “the troubles” in Northern Ireland
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The Cranberries - Zombie (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheCranberriesVEVO
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, sanctions will enacted in… 4 more years?
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesssssss, Tordin!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To know me is to tolerate me…
Stop worrying if people like you.

They don’t
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/Q0cBzyYlJuo?...
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Little Richard - Long Tall Sally, in color! (1955)
YouTube video by wonderfuloldiesmusic
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thin Lizzy opening for Queen
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stevie Ray Vaughan opened, followed by John Hiatt and then Robert Cray. Mind blown by SRV
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/jrjanDVhFqc?...
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YouTube video by Old 97's - Topic
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obi-Wan Bearnobi
Bear dog with a blanket draped over his head.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well played, Denmark…Marc
Denmark played “send in the clowns” as Rubio entered the UN
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2004
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think of the good that could have been done with the 43+ BILLION DOLLARS that Trump burnt on a stupid, pointless war.
Cartoon woman looking wistfully out her window: “What a stupid time to be alive”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No love for Veronica Mars?!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/mYTMn_8RrTM?...
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Glass Animals - Walla Walla (Visualiser)
YouTube video by GlassAnimalsVEVO
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guys named Gavin are the worst.
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explore.org @explore.org · 22/09/2026
Ready players? Let's vote 🐻 Round one is open at fatbearweek.org
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PSA: it is FAT BEAR WEEK
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Bearish Bearishaf
Alt: Happy Bear!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve always thought perhaps the aliens are already here. I just assumed, incorrectly, that they would be more sophisticated beings…
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank you, Jules, it was a great event.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Trudy and Dave, they’re out of their minds” - John Hiatt
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a library hold for it! <much excitement>
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morgan with the BANGER! #BAONPDX
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s nearly here!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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I Just Want To Celebrate
YouTube video by Rare Earth - Topic
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An elephant sploot to brighten your day.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nothing says “I have never been to an WNBA game,” quite like this statement.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s being driven everywhere by his Mom, who says: “My car, my music!”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chicken doom scrolling: 
“ I always wanted to live life to the fullest, but I should have specified what it should be full of.”
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NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta has announced plans to establish a safe haven for gender-affirming care, asserting its Treaty 6 rights & jurisdiction over health care on its lands. The Nation says the effort will protect access to care for Two-Spirit, trans & gender-diverse people #NOH8
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
People should check out how quickly everything goes sideways if communications satellites are “Down”. Also fun.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Keep on keeping on
Jimothy, a survivor
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Full Monty Local Hero Strictly Ballroom Galaxy Quest
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When the Timbers are mediocre, at best, but Seattle is mediocre-er <petty joy>
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
< sigh >
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“That race could have been an e-mail” #F1
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“We have lots of friends in our extended family Of freaks and geeks and weirdos…”
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What You're Missing
YouTube video by Cracker - Topic
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Las lol
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What if I’d rather have a triumphal arch?
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also the horrifying driver’s Ed films of the 70s that showed real crash victims. I can’t ever unsee that.
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