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Shell W

@shellwitty.bsky.social
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Soccer, doggos, books, music & what-not. Occasional rant. PDX/Van 🌈Ally she/her

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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cartoon panel one: dog hearing person say “If you break the treat in half, they think it’s two treats”
Panel two: dog smothering person in his sleep
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To know me is to tolerate me…
Stop worrying if people like you.

They don’t
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obi-Wan Bearnobi
Bear dog with a blanket draped over his head.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well played, Denmark…Marc
Denmark played “send in the clowns” as Rubio entered the UN
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think of the good that could have been done with the 43+ BILLION DOLLARS that Trump burnt on a stupid, pointless war.
Cartoon woman looking wistfully out her window: “What a stupid time to be alive”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chicken doom scrolling: 
“ I always wanted to live life to the fullest, but I should have specified what it should be full of.”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Keep on keeping on
Jimothy, a survivor
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rattled squirrel drinking coffee:  “Ready for another day of compartmentalising the horrors”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Feels a bit like Fall this morning in the PNW. Soon we will be wearing layers!
A possum in sartorial splendor:
“They call me ranch cause I be dressing”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lunar eclipse happening now !
Lunar eclipse from Oregon coast
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On this National Dog Day my emotional support buddies are working OVERTIME.
Corgi says heySmoll boi
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Little Golden Book of Alternate Facts
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’d put money on the “contraption” being something like this.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
50s lady spraying air freshener with “Smells like BULLSHIT” caption
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nancy cartoon “Actually yeah, maybe today, Satan”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Have I stumbled upon the house for you!
Dinosaurs!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Man, this makes me miss Seba!
Seba doing Seba stuff
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Timbies, LFG!
It’s always a good time for a fish fry in Portland
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good book!
The Voyagers by Meg Charlton
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Intense Physical Therapy”
Dr. Frankenstein calls on the lightning to reanimate his monster
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Drove Mount Sky Blue in Colorado to 14,000+ feet elevation. I’m a sea-level being so tried not to pass out <success>. Made some friends on the way.
Marmot- king of his domainFriendly mountain goat (do not feed)
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Richard Scary worm in apple car:
“You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We came, we saw, we, sadly, did not conquer. Next time, Denver…
Thorns at Denver Summit
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It just never gets old
Cup of flounder tears
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What? He called shotgun. #athingIsawtoday
Goat riding shotgun
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dogs, one standing on hind legs wearing a baseball hat: elook at me, I’m a human, I pay taxes, I’m sad, I’m behind on chores.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My dog watching this game: “Hmmmmmm…”
Bear says hmmmmm…
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sorry for making things weird.
I am weird.
It will happen again.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My poor doggo…
Dog singing about fireworks
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cartoon: AI saying “that mushroom is edible.”
AI standing in front of a grave saying “that mushroom was poisonous. Sorry”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Little Golden Book of Alternate Facts
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
< Fingers Crossed >
DC weather forecast for Trumps bounce house party - stormy weatherHomer Simpson struck by lightning
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Trinity looking innocent: “23 red cards last night, guess who didn’t get one. Be proud y’all”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hello Daddy Hello Mom…
Cherry Bomb
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Portland could hit 100 degrees this weekendCartoon dead possum: NOPE
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
Horse with traffic cone strapped to head: Almost Magical
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Mood
Cute animals and rainbow: We’re all in this together like hostages.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Emotional support Corg says “HI!”
The glorious emotional support corgi
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Okay, I kinda love this…
Norway’s Men’s World Cup team embracing some chaos
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
And Mr Best signed my stuff!
Posters of Clyde Best
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ask and you shall receive
Unicorg (“we are not amused”)
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Uriel has landed at my house (Judgy Corg included)
Uriel, the Pride Unicorn 
(And a somewhat disgruntled corgi)
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride y’all!
Tifo display at Portland Thorns 
“WE MUST DEFEND EACH OTHER” 
(Not my photo)Tifo display at Portland Thorns 
“YOU BECOME STRONG BY DOING THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE STRONG FOR”
(Not my photo)
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Little Golden book of Bullshit
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Muppet Treasure Island
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Cartoon of Dog
Person: that’s our neighbor, she’s allowed
Dog: allowed to what
Person: exist
Dog: I’m not sure I agree with that
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Game day! LFG!
Portland Thorns logoSophia Wilson says: “Like it’s difficult?”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Xabi Alonso Corgi agrees
Xabi the corgi says hi
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Brandi Chastain says: “hold my beer…”
A truly horrible statue of Brandi Chastain
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
When the only thing on Wondo’s mind is: “wait, I thought I was better looking than that…”
Chris Wondoloski forever memorialized badly in bronze
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