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Shell W

@shellwitty.bsky.social
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Soccer, doggos, books, music & what-not. Occasional rant. PDX/Van 🌈Ally she/her

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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cartoon panel one: dog hearing person say “If you break the treat in half, they think it’s two treats”
Panel two: dog smothering person in his sleep
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s officially spooky season!
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Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
Alt: Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesssssss, Tordin!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To know me is to tolerate me…
Stop worrying if people like you.

They don’t
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obi-Wan Bearnobi
Bear dog with a blanket draped over his head.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well played, Denmark…Marc
Denmark played “send in the clowns” as Rubio entered the UN
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think of the good that could have been done with the 43+ BILLION DOLLARS that Trump burnt on a stupid, pointless war.
Cartoon woman looking wistfully out her window: “What a stupid time to be alive”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guys named Gavin are the worst.
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explore.org @explore.org · 22/09/2026
Ready players? Let's vote 🐻 Round one is open at fatbearweek.org
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PSA: it is FAT BEAR WEEK
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Bearish Bearishaf
Alt: Happy Bear!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morgan with the BANGER! #BAONPDX
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s nearly here!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An elephant sploot to brighten your day.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chicken doom scrolling: 
“ I always wanted to live life to the fullest, but I should have specified what it should be full of.”
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NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta has announced plans to establish a safe haven for gender-affirming care, asserting its Treaty 6 rights & jurisdiction over health care on its lands. The Nation says the effort will protect access to care for Two-Spirit, trans & gender-diverse people #NOH8
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When the Timbers are mediocre, at best, but Seattle is mediocre-er <petty joy>
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“That race could have been an e-mail” #F1
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rattled squirrel drinking coffee:  “Ready for another day of compartmentalising the horrors”
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/09/2026
First they came for the trans people, and I bear sprayed them because fuck you
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Given the current climate I’m, like, “Well, we’ve had a good run” <shrug>
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What in the what?
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spreading hate for clicks and profit. Know your enemy.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Those transphobes had the absolute audacity to seat themselves in the front of the Riveters supporters section, behind the north goal, yesterday and even though I know, philosophically, that violence is not the answer…
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PDXToddDiskin @pdxtoddiskin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A couple fun facts about these notebooks: * the paper is waterproof can be used in the rain * dot graph and a soccer field overlay on every other page to diagram your set pieces or mark Diego Chara yellow cards * company started by former NWSL (& Thorns) players Tiffany Weimer and Adelaide Gay
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Rose City Riveters @rosecityriveters.org · 07/09/2026
We want to express our thanks to the @ThornsFC.com staff and Providence Park security for swiftly handling the transphobic incident today. We won't tolerate hate in our house, and it's good to know that they are with us. It was handled quickly and professionally. #BAONPDX 1/2
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PDXToddDiskin @pdxtoddiskin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm super stoked to attend this event hosted by the Booked! Library featuring @julesboykoff.bsky.social at the @107ist.org Axe & Rose event space on 9/20 @ 2pm. We'll be discussing his book "Red Card" and memoir "Kicking". Join me by registering at https//tinyurl.com/BookedBoykoffEvent
BOOKED! 
Reading Selection & Author Event 
RED CARD
The 2026 World Cup, Sportswashing and the FIFA Greed Machine 
and
Kicking
with Portland author 
Jules Boykoff
September 20 - 2:00PM
The Axe & Rose
1737 SW Morrison Street,  Portland 
Free for 107IST members - $5 non- member pass (at the door)
Register to join us at: https//tinyurl.com/BookedBoykoffEvent

Images of the two books and author Jules Boykoff are in the body of the fliers. Yhe 107IST and Booked! logos are at the bottom along with a QR code to the registration page.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That ref was just terrible. Thorns v Spirit
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I had me a “Dirt Track Date” at the Aladdin last night and missed the historic first Timbers Hattie, because of course. Kind of hilarious that it was scored by a guy I couldn’t have picked out of a line-up, in his first start.
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Legally Blonde: What, like it's hard?
Alt: Legally Blonde: What, like it's hard?
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sorry Timbers, for tomorrow night I have chosen Southern Culture On The Skids over you. xoxo
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today is dismal and lovely
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Misty Forest Landscape
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Feels a bit like Fall this morning in the PNW. Soon we will be wearing layers!
A possum in sartorial splendor:
“They call me ranch cause I be dressing”
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I feel seen
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lunar eclipse happening now !
Lunar eclipse from Oregon coast
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On this National Dog Day my emotional support buddies are working OVERTIME.
Corgi says heySmoll boi
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can Riveters Prom be a Dolly & Tim celebration this year? #BAONPDX
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn it, not Tim Curry too.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/08/2026
Week 5: Practice will be canceled solely because the field is still too wet from that thunderstorm three days ago, and not at all because everyone involved in this earnest but largely hapless endeavor could use a break. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hon...
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Honest Parks and Rec Soccer Itinerary, Ages 4-5 League
“Players will arrive at the field, get their shirts, get incredibly excited about their shirts, demand to know why Moana isn’t on any of the shirts, fight am...
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tobin Heath, a Thorn through and through 🥀 The football wizard and USWNT legend retires as a Portland Thorn after the club signed her to a one-day contract. Congrats, Tobin ❤️ 📷: @nwslsoccer.com @rayterrill.bsky.social
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is a Tobin Heath appreciation post. “We’ve got fuckin’ Tobin Heath” - Mark Parsons on game strategy #BAONPDX
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is getting ridiculous. <sad face>
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Timbers at the half and I’m just going to think back to that banger of a comeback goal that Caiya Hanks scored last night. Magic
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Well, Timbers, my spouse has abandoned us to go wash cars.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watching Timbers game in Chicago and there is a LOT going on with that field.
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My kingdom for a through- pass, Thorns. #BAONDX
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Six year old me’s Lord and Savior, Bugs Bunny, a drag icon and chaotic anti-authoritarian, would never…
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you go to the coast for some peace and quiet and there is a literal Ziply ground invasion at your house.
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Elmo Shrugs
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Damn it!
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Shell W @shellwitty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thorns & Boston with the chaos ball. 😳
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