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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion

@sheherzog.bsky.social
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1/2 of the Big Soy Naturals team. Tiktok Microceleb in Exile. VHS tape collector and digital ephemera enthusiast

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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Gamergate, the Tea Party, Incels, TERFs, pro-ana, blackpill. All grew from the same rotted vine of white supremacy and eugenics. And their talking points get distilled into a slow drip pot of coffee we all drink from, ironically or unwittingly. And pre-2020, a lot of us saw it coming
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Incels run the internet. They have for over a decade. Their language permeates everything we say and do online. Trickle down irony-nomics is the social capital of the global west. Lolcowing is a common hobby. Cl*vicular is the inevitable result of all of this.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/02/2026
once again these things boil down to “is your group a bohemian cultural identity” or “is your group actually trying to do things?” and the key tell is whether your activity centers on policing of in-group behavior or whether it centers on, again, tangible goals
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is your straight boyfriend’s prostate. There are some heavy design flaws here, but let’s see what we can do.
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
New haircut
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
“POV” Gen z equivalent of “my feel when”
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My log does judge actually
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
“Move forward, gain two” I yell as I throw quarters at other drivers
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Mother’s Day themed haul from the rental store
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Went to the model train club open house this weekend life is beautiful never Bud Dwyer yourself
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The journos who have me blocked bc I wouldn’t let them mine me for content, the “educational” content creators who would forget to log in to their burner accounts when defending themselves, the Gre*n Brothers, fans of mid podcasters with scary EDs. I love my fans one and all
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Reminiscing on my old internet beefs…..what a life I’ve lived
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Rehearsal……..he’s like if the devil got divorced
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I love the “I’m so hungry I could eat [name of person I shouldn’t know]” trend on tiktok. It feels very “who’s on first” for some reason
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Corn silk iced tea and leftover khao soi from my very sweet date last night save me
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
What if…..voynich manuscript tattoo
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My obsession with Oda Iselin Sønderland’s work continues to take over my phone screens
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I have also never seen so many 30+ year olds unironically identifying as sapiosexual like I do on Feeld what’s going on there
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Unlike the rest of you I’m great on dating apps because I’ve been making friends online since I was 13. I will say the UX is cocomelon for horny adults who love bouldering and the office
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
RIP Manny Santos you would have loved the Vampire Lestat
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I love all the fan art of rockstar Lestat where he has a visible thong. Very degrassi core
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I feel so untouched right now need you so much somehow I can’t forget you goin’ crazy from the moment I met you
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Men will bring the largest backpack to the airport like they’re hiking the Swiss Alps and not buying a dry turkey sandwich and watching Wolf of Wall Street on a 12 inch screen
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
A short list of White Whales on my eBay watchlist
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My life is going so absurdly well I’m on a level of we’re so back thought impossible to mankind
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They’re really easy and are a real showstopper at almost every gathering I’ve taken them to!
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
So it’s Chicago style pigs in a blanket, Parmesan lemon broccolini, colcannon potatoes, and a chicken pot pie w buttermilk biscuits instead of pie crust
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
For dessert apple butter sour cream donuts and Thai Tea ice cream. Bonus full plate pic
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Made a 5 course meal by myself
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/11/2024
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
At some point we’re going to run out of hot young celebs to do lookalike contests about and we’re going to have to resort to holding contests about C-D list character actors. Laurie Metcalf Lookalike Contest. Michael Chiklis Tethered Bonanza.
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
No MS paint comic has ever conveyed such deep terror of the soul like this one to me. The expressions are so vivid it makes my stomach hurt
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Almost baby’ed my bang too much but we got there in the end
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max schwartz @mightyatom.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Random demon girl avatars from (I think) imvu, acrylic/ink/digital
Illustration in red, deep blue and white, of two demon women with cartoon-devil red skin in tight bodysuits unzipped past their navels. They’re decked in blue-silver chains, dogtags and spiked bracelets, and the bodysuits are decorated in the style of mid-aughts trashy feminine excess (“mcbling” adjacent). They share the same long, straight hair with straight bangs, reflecting nearly white under white haloes intersecting with their horns. One leans forward and wraps her arm around the others’ in a cute, affectionate way.
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Noroi: The Curse / Lake Mungo / We're All Going To The World's Fair / Skinamarink
A still from Noroi The Curse, showing a child with a distorted face.A still from Lake Mungo, showing a girl with a distorted face.A still from We're All Going To The World's Fair, showing a teenager with a distorted face.A still from Skinamarink, showing a child with a distorted face.
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s just such a perfect nexus of nepotism and quirkiness. It’s like if Zoey Deschanel was a test tube baby grown in a lab where they made the embryo listen to H&M floor music all day
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
That Brian Jordan Alvarez bit has made me “like” a Gracie Abrams song which is kind of mean of him to do to me tbh
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Me core
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
EMPLOYED LFGGGGGGG
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I can’t..believe this….
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“Can I come over and do this to you” and it’s James Woods fisting his stomussy with a gun
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Me in outlook: I hope this sword of Damocles finds you well
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 12/11/2024
the reality of things right now is that the institutions which are meant to protect us are doing nothing, while a group called something like "Da Cum Goblinz" raises eye watering amounts of money for direct action
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
In the span of 5 minutes she will say the most salient thing you’ve ever heard to saying to others “listen I love her but she’s just from a different time”
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Joyce Carol Oates has the resonance of a weird aunt. She gives you a stellar gift card on your birthday w a generous amount of money, she’s always almost there in her politic, but you can only have a 40 min convo with her max at gatherings before shit gets weird
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Love that the block button on here blurs their avi. Get gaussian’d idiot
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I hit the Juckport $1 trillion @sheherzog.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Stop emailing my wife
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