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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The appellate court (rightly, in my opinion) just threw out this sentence, finding the AI evidence "not reliable" coa1.azcourts.gov/Portals/1/Op...
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
International Waters, on the Maximum Fun network, wherever you get podcasts
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Repeatedly mispronouncing Cavan's name and claiming that Bradley Carnell is responsible for the Union's improvement. What an embarrassment
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@dude3000.bsky.social your ride's here
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy shit 158
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I did such a bad job trimming the bougainvilleas that my wife is refusing to speak to me
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@banachspaceprogram.bsky.social SUP this week is "missing" Um Ass-Buttgers. You also have Idaho on there even though the Vandals are FCS.
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My statement on college football:
Krusty the Clown saying, "And now our parody of 'Mad About LSU' entitled 'Mad About Shoe.'"
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Song Dropperman
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Everybody sees me But it's not that easy
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@qaxxar.bsky.social @timhodgson.bsky.social
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man, produce is getting so expensive these days Even the price of Cale is sky high!
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a sugar-free weird flavor soda enthusiast, I must have this
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Genuinely shocked that the Fullcast wasn't the first podcast to call Liberty's whole deal Advanced Jesus Studies For Men
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Martin Scorcese "absolute cinema" meme. Top says "Third of all." Bottom says "and this is where I really get upset."
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
As a lawyer who once had a comment on an action cookbook post get almost 100 likes, I am available for parasocial fondness
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Star Me Kitten on R.E.M.'s Automatic for the People
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
American Borat Scores another TD American Borat My wiiiiife Kelce
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pleased as punch to deploy my first two "turn off reskeets from this user"s. A long-wished-for QOL improvement
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about Timmy @timhodgson.bsky.social @the984.bsky.social
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Okay, okay, okay, let’s play again. Who am I going to trade next - Jeff Hoffman, or Hoff Jeffman?
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I don't know if I've ever seen any film more than 6 times. Closest, maybe?
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John Cusack's 'Are You Serious' Facepalm
Alt: John Cusack as Rob Gordon in High Fidelity stammering
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
2001 Marshall and East Carolina:
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Here in Arizona some people think Wilson Fisk is the good guy @netw3rk.bsky.social
Sign by Turning Point PAC saying "BIGGS WILL FIX IT"
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good morning @guynemer.bsky.social
War and Peas comic strip
Reporter: "Dr. Carter, don't you regret not having kids?"
Dr. Carter: "I regret not kicking you in the shins."
Reporter: "Ow! But you *did* kick me in the shins."
Dr. Carter: "Then I regret nothing."
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
NBA Hang Time for Sega Genesis
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Idle Q: What do you call ADHD but stridently on time or early for everything?
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I took the day off today so Wife Launcher could go and see The Odyssey. She seemed to like it, but not enough to insist that I immediately go out and see it
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Lol at Brene Brown saying "I fall apart when someone makes a tennis call against me, and therefore all athletes are babies"
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Speed
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England wearing Spurs uniform. Can't go wrong
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I can't tell if this image from the Guardian would enrage @anoniv.bsky.social or delight him
Norway male-presenting fan kissing Brazil female-presenting fan, courtesy of The Guardian. Each fan is attempting to point to their nations' respective jersey logos, though the Brazil fan instead seems to be pointing at her ample left breast
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Why is the England team mad that Mexican fans shot off fireworks outside their hotel last night? Didn't they leave their dogs at home?
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Paraguay seriously didn't get 1 card all game. Atrocious officiating
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lo siento para parrandear
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tankies insisting that Russia could have beaten Germany and Japan by themselves today except the US thwarted them
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Bloodied Sinner wins Wimbledon opener in 5 sets
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was reminded this morning that if the World Cup had not expanded to 48 teams this year, Brazil would not have qualified
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Between Popehat's pouting and the punter's sanctimony, yesterday was a banner day for Californians being pointlessly self-righteous about social media
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've picked up your last silversun
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Back-to-back segments touting Barstool and Kalshi is making it even tougher to keep my patience with MiB
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They gotta change the tiebreaker rules for the next World Cup to make GD the first tiebreaker. Even though 32 teams will move on, 4-6 will already be eliminated after 2 games. That's no fun
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I want to say to all the dads out there: Butterflies are emojis of stoke.
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“I never thought the Leopards would eat *my* face,” says Portugal
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just when the vibes were turning away from the US failings at this tournament, you decide we want tovhear from this mewling dipshit?
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think about how “unplayable” is its own antonym in british and american english about once a month
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ted Lasso should have been cancelled after the commercial
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My guy needs to Experience a yellow card
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Sheep Launcher @sheeplauncher.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
RIP
The Onion headline: Glimpse Of Gene Shalit On TV Reminds Woman It's Time For Bikini Wax
Published March 21, 2002
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