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Amorphous

@shebakes.bsky.social
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 6h
* your Apparently it’s my day off proof reading and spelling too.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 6h
Sitting through a health Canada webinar on the changes to the controlled substances regulations on you day off
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Kid Swings Upside Down into Puddle
Alt: Kid Swings Upside Down into Puddle
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 7h
Where is Canada gaining anything from this travesty. Ruining the world to lose money… pathetic.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10h
As someone else mentioned, some nobodies from rural Alberta aren’t getting meetings with U.S. government officials without some help doing so.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Blackett’s statement declined to answer questions put to him on what, if anything, Smith will do about Mitch Sylvestre’s presence at the meeting” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli edmonton.citynews.ca/2026/10/05/a...
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Alberta premier unaware of reported separatist meetings with U.S. strategists
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith’s office is distancing itself from one of her party presidents who met in Calgary with U.S. Republican strategists looking to assist the province’s separation movement. ...
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10h
Me rn.
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RexLibris @rexlibris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excellent piece that defines the problem. Americans and Canadian separatists must be prepared to reap the consequences of seeking foreign help to break up the country.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, she’s certainly the most unaware premier.
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Orlagh O’Kelly @orlaghokelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“A Globe and Mail investigation has found that Republican political operatives were on the ground in Alberta this year to assist the separatist campaign in its bid to leave Canada…” Can we stop both siding this yet? www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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The elephant in the room
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would pet.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure Sam, I’ll accept bad things happening… to you
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Sèafra @woodward.ca · 04/10/2026
Today is a National Day of Action for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls (MMIWG). We are meant to reflect on this genocidal tragedy today. I wanted to share a link to the commission's calls for justice if anyone would like to review them. www.mmiwg-ffada.ca/wp-content/u...
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotcha Kat for *checks notes* being against pedophiles…
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RexLibris @rexlibris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is where the RCMP and CSIS should get involved because now you have Canadians actively soliciting aid from a foreign power in order to break up the country. It is the definition of treason and needs to be viewed, discussed and investigated under those terms.
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Health insurance changes that threaten higher costs for medications; • A private surgery system that will bleed doctors from the public system; • Explosive and controversial expansion of private surgery clinics;" Why do we pay taxes? Where is that money going if we now have to pay again?
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me:
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David Rose from Schitt's Creek: Absolutely Not
Alt: David Rose from Schitt's Creek: Absolutely Not, no way is written on the bottom. He is leaning in a car window wearing white rounded sunglasses and he’s shaking his head and grinning.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Traitors.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The country I say I hate and want to leave doesn’t welcome me and I don’t understand why. What a guy lol.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US has interfered in the German election. They are interfering with elections in Latin America. Trump says Canada is going to be taught a "little lesson." When is the Canadian state going to take treason seriously?
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you you think they’d have a problem understanding boundaries if a guy wanted to put a dick in their ass? Pretty sure they’d not struggle with boundaries then. Take your bullshit rape apologist shit and gtfo.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not everyone can be in the upper percentiles.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a fucking fiasco. Danielle Smith and her plan to change governmental healthcare plans to last payer is so stupid and a giant fucking mess (as per usual with this government of dumbfuckery).
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 01/10/2026
Throwing billions in public money behind a pipeline at a time of climate breakdown – while sweeping aside environmental protections, meaningful Indigenous consultation and workers’ right to strike – is absolutely not in the national interest.
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Kim Siever @kimsiever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has been over 11 years since the Truth and Reconciliation Commission of Canada released its 93 calls to action. Since then, 14 of them have been completed. That is just 15%. In over a decade. www.indigenouswatchdog.org/2026/09/01/t...
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TRC Calls To Action Status: September 1, 2026 - Indigenous Watchdog
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🇨🇦Joe Vipond🇨🇦 @jvipondmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a really important report, and our OHS leaders need to make changes to ensure this never happens again. 1/2 www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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Alberta’s response to COVID-19 outbreak at Cargill plant was ‘catastrophic failure,’ report says
More than 950 workers at High River plant were infected in 2020, leaving two workers dead and spreading to the community
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A win for the harm reduction community and those struggling with addictions! "the judge (a trained legal expert by the way), found that DULF’s compassion club reduced harms from illicit drugs without harming community or public safety,"
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard the names being announced and I asked if this was the Canucks home opener so I’m clearly up on the things.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had to because I was like
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Ummmmmm Excuse Me Blinking Meme
Alt: Ummmmmm Excuse Me Blinking Meme
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently he was part of the Nurse trade. 🤷‍♀️
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shakir Mukhamadullin. I asked the bf he’s watching the game lol
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manitoba RCMP have issued a silver alert for Barbara Mack. The 75-year-old woman is from Alonsa, Manitoba and was last seen getting into a vehicle around six in the morning on September 28, but left without telling anybody where she was going.
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Silver alert issued in Manitoba for 75-year-old woman - APTN News
Manitoba RCMP have issued a silver alert for Barbara Mack. The 75-year-old woman is from...
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Workplaces are so embarrassing. Not recognizing Truth and Reconciliation day as a stat but asking me to put a handprint on a poster and have a prayer circle. Sure that will really help Indigenous people get the rights they deserve. That poster board doing the work 🙄.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The party of protecting women parading around a guy accused of sexual assault so he can make consent jokes. Cool cool cool.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost nothing brings rage like reading about rape and then reading men’s comments in the comment section. Apparently none of them know any men who treat women badly in any capacity. These men just spring up randomly to assault and then disappear into the aether. Fucking status quo assholes.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy can’t even guard a liquor cabinet.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“faster care for one patient isn’t a system-wide reduction in waiting if someone else simply waits longer. Choice is not the same as capacity. And activity is not the same as progress.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
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Opinion: Will Alberta's dual-practice model cut surgery wait times — or only for the rich?
When my time matters most, will my place in line be determined by how urgently I need care — or by how much I can afford to pay for it?
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a Canadian I wear this badge with pride. I hope we are the worst country for Trump. Fuck that orange buffoon.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alberta: hold your dollar beer.
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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 28/09/2026
A Canadian scientist says Mark Carney's government is subsidizing the destruction of nature, contravening Canada's global biodiversity commitments. @sarahkcox.bsky.social reports. thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
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Carney’s Push to Fund Industry Imperils Canada’s Nature Promises | The Tyee
Canada participated in a ‘historic’ global moment for biodiversity. Experts say we’re not following through.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please don’t make me watch this.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 26/09/2026
Lovely to see some prints in place in a client's home. The big one is the biggest I've ever had made. It's 1.33x the size of the original. The smaller one is 75% of the original. I can do custom sizes for any canvas print (up to 1.5x original) earthskyart.ca/shop
A room with a large print of a storm above a small bookshelf and in the background a smaller print of a storm on a stone fireplace.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oof. I’m so sorry. This healthcare situation in our province is a travesty and heartbreaking. You shouldn’t have to suffer.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No problem 🙂.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably saw this www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Demand for Canadian Citizenship Certificates soaring, fuelled by Americans | CBC News
Applications from people around the world seeking Canadian citizenship certificates have been rising rapidly, fuelled by thousands from the United States, CBC News has learned. So many people have app...
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*or
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is. MAID is medical assistance in death that places like Canada have if you want to choose to end your life due to extenuating circumstances like an incurable disease that will result in death of loss of autonomy.
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Dragonlou 🍁 #ElbowsUp @dragonlou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy Crap! Another HUGE #UCPFail I saw this info on a FB post by May Johnston. So many bad decisions by Smith and her cronies!!! 😡😡😡 Chief Electoral Officer Gordon McClure Outsources Alberta Referendum Ballots to the U.S. amid Active RCMP Investigation
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still mask in public and generally don’t like big crowds (though I’ve always leaned introverted). I lost faith in society and its ability to fight for collective good. I judge sick people who don’t mask because it shows lack of human decency.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Don’t make me kill you all” is really something.
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