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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Would. Again.
A black plate holds a large triangular shaped dessert. The dessert has a shortbread crust with apples and spices topped with a streusel topping. Resting on top is praline and cream ice cream and drizzled in homemade
Caramel Sauce.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When I hear about the U.S. putting more sanctions on Cuba I think about Robert F. William’s book. He talks about how the Cuban revolution was for everyone not just white people and how it was the first time he felt part of the human race.
Book cover : Negroes With Guns by Robert F Williams.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The bf cleaned the freezer so I made banana bread with the rescued bananas. So good.
A loaf of banana bread rests on a small wooden cutting board.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In keeping with my bad photos of food only, here is my cake: I ended up making an infused caramel which I then layered with blueberry and raspberry. The cake is a lavender earl grey. The topping is a whipped mascarpone frosting. Dusted with some lemon zest.
Pictured is a cross section of a cake missing about a quarter so that you can see the layers. The bottom is a lavender earl grey cake which has blueberries and raspberries dotting the top. The cake also has a layer of infused caramel and is frosted with a luscious and fluffy white mascarpone frosting and lemon zest
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bad pic of my dinner
A pic of beans and rice with an egg on top and fried plantains. Full contents in previous post.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Are you ok?
A post showing scenes from Home Alone that feature John Candy. The words Home Alone 1990 are above the photos
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
They’re amazing. I usually get the 2x spicy one.
3 buldak sauces: spicy, hot chicken carbonara, and 2x spicy.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A summary of Alberta separatists can be found here:
A cover of a children’s book entitled: I was so Mad by Mercer Mayer. 
The cover has a creature who is standing in front of a yellow tub. The creature is scowling and standing in a puddle of water holding onto a frog. There is another frog on the floor and few in the bathtub peeking out along with a mouse sitting on the bottom edge of the tub
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
For reference
David Staples @dstaples: 
The urinal needed to solve lineups at Rogers Place. Fast, efficient. Keep your eyes in the sky, do your biz.
Sick of hearing about this.

Oilers_Hot_Takes @Oilers_HotTakes
Replying to @dstaples
That's for hand washing David
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A woman is standing behind a couch two women are on. She is asking if the one woman has a headache  or is it men?
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The cobra chickens are putting up signs now
A cobra chicken is nesting in a flowerbed in a front yard. It is nestled by some rocks and under a tree. There is a sign that says aggressive and nesting geese.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So I have a problem… that problem is that I love to make bread. So today I made another bread (gotta improve my razor slicing by being less perpendicular). But it brings me so much joy.
A boule of bread resting on a cooling rack. The bread is a dark golden brown with what looks like lightning cracks running down it from razor slices.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Let there be bread. Could have gone darker with it but meh. I’ve been lazy bread making lately.
A boule of bread is cooling on a rack. The bread has been scored on the top in an x so that the middle of the bread has expanded causing some furling of the edges of the slits. The bread is a beautiful golden brown.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This war is the equivalent of the Fyre festival.
A photo of a styrofoam tray with 3 compartments. Two small on the left contain a piece of lettuce and tomato each. The larger tray on the right has some cheese slice half melted covering some type of meat (questionable) and some pieces of lettuce peeking out. 
Trash food.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Two different topics but I legit lol’d at this:
Two posts from Bluesky. one states: I wish straight people would be normal about teammates dating each other.
The other: I'm gonna have to act normally at work when the trailer comes out. This has a gif of a deranged man saying I’m completely normal.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Made the bf some Easter cookies. Mini egg chocolate chip with some almond m&ms for good measure. But why does this one look like a sleeping owl?
A mini egg chocolate chip cookie that is a bit misshapen. The cookie has 3 yellow chocolate covered almonds m&ms pressed into the top. The placement looks like a sleeping owl.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
There’s this artist called Sombr and he looks almost exactly like the Stranger Things actor. Same, same.
Finn Wolfhard is pictured with dark curly hair framing his face. Sombr is pictured with dark curly hair framing his face.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’m sure it’s some type of scam but I got the funniest voicemail today. I was at work. I didn’t pocket dial anyone and this older lady left me this message. She was unhappy with me. lol
Transcript
Hi, you called me a couple minutes ago. If it’s the wrong number, be polite enough to say sorry, wrong number.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I dunno but I think I get this when a man mansplains something to me
A photo of a woman holding her hand up pal facing forward in front of her face. 
Underneath it says Manicuite Attacks.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🤷‍♀️🤣
A fake movie poster. The Dyslexorcist with the tagline: 
Your mother cooks socks in Hell. The poster is a night scene lit up by a streetlight. There is the shadow of a man in a hat with a briefcase standing by the corner of a house.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A new Kickstand opened up and they serve drinks. Think dirty coffee but with sodas. I got a Georgian peach and the bf got some kinda non-alcoholic spicy margarita type drink. Both are delicious. They use Monin (Canadian) syrups too. Check them out #YEG
A photo of a drink that says Enjoy Georgia Peach 
16 oz. 
Regular ice
Peach puree 
Mug root beer
Minute Maid
Lemon
Fuzzy peach
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Just the other day a random memory popped into my head about reading this book in elementary school. Seems the memory came back at the right time: Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes
A book cover titled: Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Eleanor Coerr. It pictures a young Japanese girl in a kimono staring upward with her left arm reaching up in an arc above her head. Her right arm is tucked at her side, elbow bent upward. She holds a paper crane in each hand,
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Every time I see shit coming from the U.S. about Canada forging new trade partners or whatever other thing they’re mad about my brain instantly thinks of this kids book. No idea why but it makes me laugh.
A book entitled I Was So Mad by Mercer Mayer. The book has a critter on the front who is standing in front of a low bathtub. There are multiple frogs on the tub and a mouse. The critter has a frog on its head and is also holding some frogs while standing in a pool of water.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Phase 3: cream cheese icing (made with Tre Stelle lactose free which gave it a weird texture). Can’t wait to spike my blood sugar.
A snowy white cream cheese icing sits atop, now buried, cinnamon buns.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Phase 2: an improvised butter pecan topping.
A dozen cinnamon buns out of the oven are smothered in a butter pecan topping. The topping has butter, brown sugar, salt, cream, vanilla, and pecans.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
A couple of my beauties got a little overexcited in the oven 👀 🤣 but they look pretty good. It’s nice to be baking again.
A pan of a dozen freshly baked and golden cinnamon buns are pictured. Two of the buns have exploded upwards in what looks like a shooting spiral. They are currently naked as they have no topping.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
In keeping with my New Years Resolution (plus help from my pos phone) a bad food photo of the cinnamon buns getting ready to rise one last time:
A pan of a dozen uncooked cinnamon buns sitting too far apart so they are not yet touching. The buns are starting their final rise. The pan choice is poor as they should be closer together but it’s all I had.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Keeping with my New Year’s resolution of terrible food pics. My late lunch of leftover homemade salmon chowder and fresh bread. I should have spent more time forming the bread loaf but everything else about it is divine.
A badly organized photo consisting of a black
Bowl sitting on a black plate. The bowl is full of salmon chowder that looks slightly yellow with pieces of potato, carrot, and celery visibly poking through the cream based broth. Two pieces of bread (one end piece and one regular piece) sit precariously perched on the black plate drooping over the edge.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Bread! It looks stippled because I used an egg wash and some fleur de sel during baking. Then, brushed the bread with butter when it came out of the oven as the bf prefers soft crust (🫤🫠).
A loaf of white bread sits on a wood top island to cool. It has a warm vibrant glow and the bread is a beautiful yellow golden crust with fleur de sel dotted on top.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A white man is crying and it says won’t someone please think of the white people?
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
So I have a problem. My problem is I am obsessed with cookbooks or anything food related. Here is my newest one because I can’t help myself.
A book titled Gastro Obscura a food adventurers guide. By Cecily Wong and Dylan Thuras.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I know who he is:
Chad Loder
@chadloder.bsky.social
Follow
since yall asked. this tweet was 4 days after a neo-Nazi murdered an antifascist activist, Heather Heyer, in Charlottesville
Will Stancil @whstancil
It's okay to attack antifa and other left organizations
2:10 PM • Aug 16, 2017
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Everyone should read/listen to this. It’s a good introduction to tactics of self defence wherein violence is being unlawfully perpetrated by militias and law enforcement.
A book called: N*groes with Guns by Robert F. Williams.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Seriously what the fuck is this letter…
Dear Potential Participant,
We know that fertility is a main concern for many young people facing cancer, but we do not know if they are getting the information and support needed to make informed decisions and protect their ability to possibly have children in the future, if they want. In this project, we want to understand the experiences of young people with cancer, including if cancer impacted their reproductive health, so we can provide the highest quality of care to young cancer patients in Alberta.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Haha this was me yesterday in response to this very topic
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I'm a hater and I get that's not everyone's cup of tea. But I just lol'd fr because a man just told me that I am perversely asking to be made entirely comfortable in order to stay in his coalition (of liberals I'm guessing). Sir, I'm a woman, no one has cared about my comfort my entire life. Gfy.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
NgL I chuckled after reading this post because this was the very next post on my feed
Special thanks
to Publishers
Weekly for this lovely review of
BOOKS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU: THE STORIED LIFE OF URSULA NORDSTROM, EDITOR OF EXTRAORDINARY CHILDREN'S BOOKS #kidlitnonfiction
@publisherswkly.bsky.social
bit.ly/4sDSufG
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Books Good Enough for You:
The Storied Life of Ursula Nordstrom, Editor of Extra...
In this intriguing biography, debut author Hudgins pays tribut
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Little early on my new years resolution of terrible food pictures. But here is a bad photo of the cookies I made yesterday. There will be more baking over the next while.
A plate with 4 different cookies on it. 
Left: whipped shortbread
Top: happy accident almond shortbread Florentine? 
Right: almond thumbprint with raspberry jam
Bottom: pecan pie ball
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Bet some men get lost in this picture. 👀
A photo of an almond thumbprint with red raspberry jam inside.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The book in question. I am intrigued. But she thick.
The cover of a thick book titled the Reckoning by David Halberstam.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
People in my building will leave books for others and this one was in the lobby and I had to take a look and it’s as bad as you’d imagine 😂
The cover of an old cookbook titled Successful Microwaving with Toshiba.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Thanks. I was reminded cause I’m reading a book and this was the very last thing I made ever
A bookmark that is crocheted into the 3-d head of a giraffe. The book mark has a flat portion to go between the pages and then it has a tiny tail at the bottom with some brown frayed yarn.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The said ice cream:
A photo looking down into a pint container of ice cream. The ice cream has larger pieces of toasted pecan on top and smaller mixed in pieces through. The flavour it borne butter pecan ice cream.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
To make pretzel knots or to not make pretzel knots that is the question. I got this kick ass mustard from the butterdome craft fair (though I’m told it’s sold at SunTerra). So that means for sure I should make pretzel knots yeah?
A flight of 3 Gravelbourg mustard containers in a white box. The mustards from left to right are : sweet heat, savoury dill pickle (this won an award), and delightful maple
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Today’s dinner. Alt text has deets.
On the left is a thick rimmed plate of patois jerk chicken stir fry. On the right is a small bowl of cucumber salad with a sesame dressing.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Internet I need your help with something stupid. I bought jujubes (don’t judge) and all of them have shapes. There’s peas, corn, a flower… what the fuck is this. Read ALT text if you want more info
A jujube. It is a cuboid shape. It has 4 ridges that extend lengthwise from one end and it wraps around the side. However on one of the short sides the ridges do not extend to the edge and there is a bump that sticks out. It can be seen in the photo. It comes in all the colours so colour appears irrelevant
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
A dog was here.
4 Frozen dog prints line the sidewalk. 
A dog must have walked I. Some slush that froze and then was dusted in snow making the imprints very visible.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It’s gives me a small joy to recall my mom telling me about the time she went to a show with multiple bands and out came this unknown band that everyone booed and threw beer at. The band:
Trump is speaking like the fucking moron he is at a lectern. In the background stands 3 members of the band KISS.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
If you live in #YEG and you ever see these at a farmers market do yourself a solid and buy some. I’m still thinking about them from last years Christmas market.
A bag of Malaysian chicken Curry Puffs by Mama Han pastries.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
When you wake up and wonder if you were actually meant to be a journalist
A blush palette from the Miss Piggy Collection.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
He ain’t beating the Bubba allegations.
Mamdani stands to the left with his hands folded in front of him at his waist. He is smiling. Trump sitting in his chair looks over at Mamdani with a giant smile, fawning over the socialist leader.
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