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Shaysh

@shaysh305.bsky.social
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Born and raised in the county of Dade! Very seriously unserious. Kept by cats, friend to fish and 25 countries visited and counting. Check out my Youtube channel, it was in a French documentary (weird but I swear true!): youtube.com/@shaysh

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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My favorite part of the Andor Finale is when Andor had to beat Grand Moff Tarkin at a round of golf in order to save the surfing school
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
First time making Conch, came out pretty great!
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
A 10-year-old girl who's a US citizen recovering from brain cancer was deported with her parents and can't continue her treatment. The swelling on her brain is not fully gone causing difficulties with speech and mobility. Deporting her is pure evil.
Picture of the 10-year-old American girl with brain cancer who was deported to Mexico
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You know, having an actual mad king seemed like it would be more fun
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I think I accidentally drove into GTA 6 today
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Saw this in a yard and have no idea what it is, any theories? And no I’m not touching it lol
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Canadian airline just sent this promo lol #tariffs
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Let me buy a lambo engine and turn it into the least practical coffee table of all time all for the low low price of 50k lol
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In case you were wondering!
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
So visiting here in Canada. It’s been an interesting experience as they are all like what the fuck is America doing. They had an ex high ranking security agent on the national news talking about the threat America is to them now and his main hope
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Barkov ready!!
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Biggest temperature differential I think of any trip I’ve ever taken. Going to be about 100 degrees colder with wind chill!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Wishing @marilouhamill.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays!!! 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️ 🎂 ♥️
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
BREAKING: Democratic Sen. Brian Schatz says he’ll place a “blanket hold” on all of Trump’s State Department nominees until USAID is back up and running again.
wsj.com
Exclusive | Democratic Senator Says He Will Stall Trump Nominees Until USAID Is Back
The move would require Senate Majority Leader John Thune to use precious floor time to advance the president’s nominees through the confirmation process.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 30/01/2025
Heroes
Tweet from MapQuest:

fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it

3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
lol Donovan Mitchell with the handshakes for his imaginary teammates
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Incredible things continue to happen on the federal worker subreddit.
reddit.com
From the fednews community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the fednews community
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
First attempt at a terrarium jar 🤞🏾
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It’s cold for South Florida (50’s and raining) so I put out a little bed for any stray cats in the area. Less than an hour later, got my first customer! One less chilly kitty tonight😻
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I maintain that YouTube should have launched a stand-alone Shorts app.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Skeleton Crew is great! Started off meh but was hooked after episode 3. I’m guessing like all these series, it’s going to build to the Mandoverse. Guessing Thrawn tries to rob it to fund his war effort?
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Insane end of days sky
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Life lessons in the group chat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2025
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The fucking funniest outcome of all of this would be to jail him at Riker’s for the next 4 years
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Bye 2024, not sure how to feel about a year that gave me a daughter but lost me my mom, but tonight I’m going to reflect on both and dream of what 2025 will bring
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Pretty sweet cloudage today:)
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Baby so cute they make Christmas Carolers hit an extra High note;) #cutebaby youtube.com/shorts/1eKwC...
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Baby so cute they make Christmas Carolers hit an extra High note;) #cutebaby
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This is like some diabolical Bond villain shit. These same pajamas are being sold for more at the “discount clearance” Nordstrom Rack than at actual Nordstrom
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Good morning!!!🙃
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
An unelected billionaire was crowned co-President by the Republican Party. They’ve given him the influence to make a damn post that throws a spending bill into limbo cause House Republicans are scared of him. No greater example of oligarchy. Where the ultra-wealthy run the show.
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Um..did they not watch the show? #whitelotus
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
(Simpsons: Carl handing Homer a card that says "912")

 OH, AND DON'T BOTHER CALLING 911 ANYMORE. HERE'S THE REAL NUMBER.
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 11/12/2024
5th person to be cured of HIV “Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”
abcnews.go.com
5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV
Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I know this icon is supposed to be a video camera, but it looks more like a blocky angler fish in the middle of a conversation.
an icon drawn in red lines of a video camera with a handle and clear window for the cassette tape, but it looks like a fish with the lens as its tail fin and the window being its mouth
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
With todays NYC shooter news, I’ve come up with a new marketing pitch for Burger King: “Burger King: We won’t narc to the feds on you”
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Aw, Universe, why do you have to be this way? We've been suspicious for a while that the expansion of the cosmos is doing weird stuff, and new results from JWST seem to confirm it. badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/jwst-yup-t... 🧪🔭
badastronomy.beehiiv.com
JWST: Yup, the Universe is expanding weirdly
The Hubble tension is alive and well: JWST appears to confirm the cosmic expansion is different closer to us than farther away
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Shaysh @shaysh305.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Trump’s cabinet picks have been pretty boring and predictable so far. Why don’t we ramp up the stakes a bit? He should appoint Nicholas Cage as Secretary of Treasury and for his nomination hearings, he’ll only have 48 hours to break into Fort Knox before Trump irradiates all the gold there
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Ten years ago:
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