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Shawn Martin

@shawnmartin.bsky.social
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F# and SQL programmer. Curious about better languages and tools.

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Shawn Martin @shawnmartin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wish I could like this a million times.
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Shawn Martin @shawnmartin.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@kendralittle.bsky.social kendralittle.com/2026/01/19/c... This was a great post. Thank you!
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Carrying Baggage Through Query Plans: Why Wide Queries Get Heavy
Learn why SQL Server execution plans carry too many columns through expensive operations like sorts and hash joins, causing memory grants and slow query performance. Discover two techniques to optimiz...
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Shawn Martin @shawnmartin.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Sometimes I feel dumb. After watching this, not so much.
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Let’s talk about AI art. theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
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A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
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A Sturdy Magic Hedgehog @aussiedingo.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set. - Lin Yutang
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A. H. Zakai @kripken.com · 17/09/2025
The WebAssembly 3.0 spec is complete! webassembly.org/news/2025-09... This includes major features like GC, 64-bit memories, exceptions, and tail calls.
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Wasm 3.0 Completed - WebAssembly
WebAssembly (abbreviated Wasm) is a binary instruction format for a stack-based virtual machine. Wasm is designed as a portable compilation target for programming languages, enabling deployment on the...
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 17/08/2025
Email addresses are very simple, and you will score highly in this quiz. e-mail.wtf
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Email is Easy
Everyone knows what an email address is, right?
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Gabriel Kahane @gabrielkahane.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This one’s for the penguins.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2024
Bolero 0.24 released! Adding support for Blazor Interactive Render Modes and Streaming Rendering. fsbolero.io/blog/20241209-bolero-0-… #dotnet #fsharp #blazor #fsbolero
let initModel = { text = "Loading..." }

let load initialModel = task {
    let! loadedText = myRemoteApi.getText ()
    return { initialModel with text = $"Loaded {loadedText}!" }, Cmd.none
}

Program.mkStreamRendering initModel load update view
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John Cutler @johncutle.fish · 20/11/2024
Some images from the Twitter years in a thread (since they are no longer accessible) 1/n
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