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Loïc Denuzière

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In a world that has stopped caring about anything, giving a shit is the real punk rock. Doing #fsbolero and other #fsharp things at www.d-edge.com […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.tarmil.fr/@tarmil, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Short answer: lol, no Long answer: lol, no, but in Latin
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
« Qu'est-ce que le culot ? »
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
RE: mastodon.pirateparty.be/@lapin_mort… L'expression « jeune homme » est quand même bien pratique pour entretenir l'ambiguïté sur la responsabilité. Quand ils utilisent la même expression pour désigner un enfant de 16 ans se fait éborgner par la police et un facho […]
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 29/09/2026
This is a scatter plot of energy use vs AI score, essentially a test of capabilities. It shows *really* nicely how the 'advancements' of LLMs are really just brute force energy intensive spam: repeating and re-repeating looping queries in a shockingly wasteful way.
an increase in energy use to perfom better on tests
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Now reading "agentic" as "argentic", like the Argent Energy harvested from souls tortured in Hell in DOOM.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
RE: eldritch.cafe/@temptoetiam/11731471… *starts playing Erasure - Always*
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fenarinarsa :pokeball: @fenarinarsa.shelter.moe.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Le Zevent a gagné deux fois plus que le montant du plan canicule pour les écoles du gouvernement, pour vous montrer le niveau ridicule de l’investissement.
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
While CEO's see "AI" as the tool to ensure they no longer have to pay people or depend on them, many workers adopting "AI" get taught through that use that skills they don't have/other professions are worth less. This destruction of worker solidarity and interdisciplinary collaboration is a core […]
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[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
the AI was a grandmaster chess player until it being horrible at chess became a meme the AI is an incredible mathematician in countless breathless papers but every time you ask it a basic math question it fucks it up badly the AI is just a tool until you refuse to use it, then it’s a […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Du coup comment va s'appeler le fork sans ia de Debian? Debn?
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
$ cat AGENTS.md This repo is not a repo of honor. No highly esteemed code is commemorated here.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Bolero 0.25 is released! Finally adding support for .NET 10. fsbolero.io/blog/20260814-bolero-0-… #fsbolero #dotnet #fsharp #blazor
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Bolero 0.25 released | Bolero: F# in WebAssembly
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Bolero 0.25 is released! Finally adding support for .NET 10. fsbolero.io/blog/20260814-bolero-0-… #fsbolero #dotnet #fsharp #blazor
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Bolero 0.25 released | Bolero: F# in WebAssembly
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
[Narrateur] : Ça n'a pas non plus marché quelques minutes plus tard.
Screenshot d'une page web composée du logo de Darty et du texte "La page de désabonnement est actuellement indisponible, veuillez nous excuser et réessayer dans quelques minutes."
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[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
the public hates AI, and it has nothing to do with a false impression that LLMs are powerful the public hates AI because it’s unfit for purpose, actively damaging their neighborhoods and promising much more damage beyond that, making their work miserable, constantly being promoted by deadeyed […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Oh come on... I know it's a trite meme, but the dinner party thing? That's _literally_ from Black Mirror season 1. #ai "Meta Patents AI Glasses to Use Facial Recognition to Identify People, Make Highlight Reels of Your Dinner Party" […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
RE: framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/117083591… *pop*
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
RE: mastox.eu/@nicolasberrod/1170715792… brb je déménage à Dieppe, ça va je suis pas trop loin
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@nancycomics/117031… All cops are brie?
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
Wikipedia Picture of the Day: le pigeon en marcel. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:FeedI…
Photo d'un pigeon posé sur une branche, au plumage iridescent sauf le poitrail qui est parfaitement blanc, ainsi qu'une fine ligne entre le cou et l'aile, donnant l'impression qu'il porte un débardeur.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@gwynnion/116859269… When you give your younger sibling an unplugged controller, and they still have more fun than you
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116841… "No better way to combat AI scrapers", says company who actively collaborates with AI scrapers.
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👻 Furbland's Very Spooky Account™ 👻 @groupnebula563.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
me when i value the goose and not the eggs
A version of the "stonks" meme. A cartoon goose in a business suit and tie stands in front of a stock image of an arrow trending upwards, in front of many stock tickers. A caption on the image reads "honks".
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Me joining an online company "tech talk" and the guy is showing how he generates websites using AI
Gif of Abe Simpson entering a room, putting his hat on the coat hanger, then immediately taking it back and leaving.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
OpenAI losses in 2024: 5.1Bn OpenAI losses in 2025: 38.5Bn LLMs are not just unethically trained, environmentally unsustainable, helplessly unreliable and psychologically dangerous, they're also a bottomless money pit. The only company making a cent on this gold rush is the shovel vendors, aka […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
Comment ça, cousin Esquie a eu droit à du vin? #memecredi
Un bidon d'huile est penché. L'opercule situé sous le bouchon est visible. Il a été percé de manière à créer une paréidolie d'un visage triste. L'huile est en train de couler par ces trous, donnant l'impression que le visage pleure.
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Space Hobo @spacehobo.teh.entar.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
I actually worked at the same place as Andrew Tridgell, over a quarter-century ago. I got to know a few of the OzLabs folks during their immediate post-IBM years, and always had the highest respect for them in that way where you feel acute impostor syndrome when they're in the room. Tridge […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
It's really painful to see someone post something you broadly agree with... accompanied by a chatbot conversation log as if that proved their point.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
Bah quoi, c'est "fermé en toute sécurité", non? C'est pas ce que vous vouliez? 🎵🤷 David Goodenough 🤷🎶 #memecredi
La vitrine d'un serrurier "Bricard -- fermez en toute sécurité", mais il y a un mur de parpaings juste derrière la vitre
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Oh nice, Scott Wlaschin's Domain Modeling Made Functional is in the Functional Programming Humble Bundle! #fsharp www.humblebundle.com/books/ultimate…
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Humble Tech Book Bundle: The Ultimate Functional Programming by Pragmatic Programmers
Pay what you want for a curated collection of functional programming courses by Pragmatic Programmers and help support Save the Children with your purchase!
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
RE: social.treehouse.systems/@wwahammy/… On one hand, I'm glad that when marketers read the room, this is what they see. On the other hand, the engagement in favor of artists would probably feel more sincere if it wasn't accompanied by a Ticketmaster sponsorship.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
RE: mamot.fr/@monterosato/1165858174738… Tout l'article est excellent, je pense notamment que je ressortirai cet argument auprès de mes collègues : « Faire du code avec des LLMs, par exemple, signifie renoncer à la seule chose intéressante du code: le fait d'incarner des modèles […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
RE: hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/116570167… If you think earning a billion dollars is a worthy life goal, it's you who has a low opinion of human potential.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
RE: scicomm.xyz/@HelenBranswell/1165333… I'm inclined to believe this, based on my limited knowledge and seeing how different this virus is from SARS-CoV-2. But I don't fully blame people who don't believe it. We were told pretty similarly "Don't worry, this isn't like bird […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026
"Et là, Claude me dit..." #memecredi #ia
Deux léopards. Celui de gauche a une patte posé sur les épaules de celui de droite et la gueule ouverte dans sa direction comme s'il cherchait à lui parler. Celui de droite est allongé et semble regarder au loin avec un air turbo blasé.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
Et voilà, le gaz a encore augmenté... Heureusement que je chauffe Isengard au bois! #memecredi
Image de Christopher Lee en tenue du rôle du Comte Dooku (un homme blanc, d'environ 70-80 ans, les cheveux blancs plaqués en arrière, barbe blanche, portant une tenue noire avec une cape), debout sur un plateau de tournage, lisant des feuilles de papier, portant de très grosses lunettes de lecture
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
So, Orbán out, that's finally done at least. Probably still gonna be a looot of work to clear out the corruption, but hey, let's take the victories when they come! #hungary
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/1163246761… If you're a developer who still wants Claude Code within a 10 mile radius of your code after seeing the clusterfuck that it is... I'd say you deserve the inevitable collapse of the Jenga tower onto your face, but the problem is, your users […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
Israel govt: "Man, I wish people would stop talking about #genocide in #Gaza and talk about something else." US govt: "Man, I wish people would stop talking about the #Epstein files and talk about something else." Both look at each other, then turn their eyes towards #Iran, and start grinning.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 15/02/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@Lazarou/1160719132… If you'd asked me 5 years ago, I would've said "Nah, most people wouldn't be dumb enough to analyze hard data using a random text generator". And yet here we are. Everyone is fucking around, and so many still haven't found out.
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dingodog @dingodog19.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026
@pluralistic @DavidReed Free markets are to economics what frictionless pulleys and massless strings are to physics: a useful tool for teaching and understanding, but not anything that exists in the real world
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2026
RE: mastodon.gamedev.place/@lritter/115… Tax billionaires to their last dime
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
This is sometimes read as "look 'AI' isn't working". But the opposite is true. _This_ is what "AI" is _for_. Push down labor power, push down wages, make employment more insecure. www.theregister.com/2025/10/29/forr…
Screenshot of an article headline "AI layoffs to backfire: Half quietly rehired at lower pay" with "at lower pay" being highlighted
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
Comment ça mon reuf ? C'est Meta votre prestataire de service client ?
Un screenshot du pseudo-chat de service client de Darty, où les seules options en réponse à "Nous contacter" sont "Par WhatsApp" et "Par Messenger".
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2025
RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/1153432468… Rumors that the fediverse can't do mobile identity have been greatly exaggerated: #FEP_1580 is now in draft status - codeberg.org/fediverse/fep/src/bran… This is a proposal for how to migrate all your […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
Non mais vous comprenez, après avoir battu un record, on a envie de re-tenter pour essayer de faire encore mieux. #Macron et #Lecornu, les Mondo Duplantis de la politique française.
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2025
We need a word for the equivalent of Gell-Mann amnesia but for #AI. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gell-Mann_a… I've seen so many people say things along the lines of "Oh, I don't use #GenAI for [domain they're expert in] because it sucks, but I use it for [domain they're not good […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2025
The Torment Nexus is inevitable. Someone is bound to build it one day. Unless you give me personally five hundred quadrillion dollars so I can build the Norment Texus first.
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Martin @martin.boitam.eu.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2025
Le rôle de l'humain payé à corriger les sorties d'IA, c'est notamment de pouvoir être blâmé en cas d'erreur. On retire à l'opérateur la maîtrise de sa tâche, tout en lui transférant l'ensemble des responsabilités. Ceux qui ont décidé de merdifier le travail au nom de la productivité n'ont […]
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Loïc Denuzière @tarmil.mastodon.tarmil.fr.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2025
Je vais reprendre deux fois des moules, tiens.
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