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has the keys to the liqueueueur cabinet he/him or they/them

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dj @shaven.beauty · 11/08/2026
devenv and secretspec are so nice wtf
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dj @shaven.beauty · 09/07/2026
80s movie month 🔥
half empty wine glass while watching Re-Animator (1985)
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 13/06/2026
Walking through 6th street passing the guys saying “fable? fable?” and just ignoring them. It’s probably cut with opus anyway
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dj @shaven.beauty · 13/06/2026
sure
Me: source?
Claude: The box office figures I listed came from my training data, not a live search. Let me verify them now. *Searching the web*
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dj @shaven.beauty · 15/05/2026
i miss chatgpt goblin mode
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dj @shaven.beauty · 12/05/2026
Friendship ended with Claude. Now Minimax is my best friend
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dj @shaven.beauty · 05/05/2026
why are there 60 fucking people on the ballot
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dj @shaven.beauty · 14/03/2026
cris angel mindfreek
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I went a little overboard with this and a little bit insane. moultano.wordpress.com/2026/02/22/t...
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The Hunt for Dark Breakfast
With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of “dark breakfasts,” breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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mal 🌙 «vamp lizzer» @maldelune.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
LEAVITT: obviously it wasn't all president trumps shit. maybe if you were interested in telling the truth you could see that this entire administration is working hard to shit all over the american people together. mr homans shit was in there. so was mine. we all proudly shit in the plane
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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dj @shaven.beauty · 23/08/2025
bruh
Store shelf with two kinds of Kraft mac and cheese: ranch and jalapeno
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dj @shaven.beauty · 20/08/2025
love how anisota keeps me semi-productive by having a stamina meter <3
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 09/08/2025
Be Not Afraid www.haskell.org?uwu=true
The haskell.org frontpage with an alternative logo that resembles the style used by the VTubing community.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
"i need private accounts" best i can do is liquid glass nav while simultaneously bricking android builds
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dj @shaven.beauty · 27/07/2025
6 hour PEAK sesh
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 24/07/2025
wysiwyg editors steal jobs from hardworking typesetters
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Ludeon Studios @ludeonstudios.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Did you see our accidental edu-gator from the Odyssey preview blog? While alligators can't actually research, that didn't stop the RimWorld community.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/07/2025
They finally made the milk from that hotel
a ½ gallon of neutral milk
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dj @shaven.beauty · 02/05/2025
kid milk
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dj @shaven.beauty · 02/05/2025
🤤
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fuzzy gaijin @fuzzygaijin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
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Fuse Washington @fusewashington.org · 19/02/2025
Squidward with a US flag photoshopped on him looking sadly out his window at Spongebob and Patrick happily frolicking, with the S Korea and Brazil flags on them respectively
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dj @shaven.beauty · 12/02/2025
movies and their actors but as a force-directed graph
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 08/02/2025
Look at this daredevil shit. Clinging to that wall like Tom Cruise doing his own stunts in a ‘Mission Impossible’ movie
Shot between the fence and shed of this petrified raccoon hanging vertically off the fence Raccoon looking up at me like what the fuck man can your dog please leave me alone
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Dune Part 2 (2024, dir. Denis Villeneuve)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/02/2025
i think it's super cool that the government is run by the klan right now
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 19/01/2025
And so it was decided to build a bunker on the island to prevent bunkers from being built on the island.
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