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sharpenpalarie

@sharpenpalarie.bsky.social
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Snake Artist 🐍🎩 Comms open! Dm for info or check out my kofi for prices (ᵔ◡ᵔ) ko-fi.com/sharpenpalarie/commissions

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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 22h
Playing a fun game of chance called "i am out of the house from 9 am till midnight because of work and uni and I'm wearing a binder" There will be no winners and potentially at least one victim (dw the binder isn't too tight and also i can always go to a bathroom and take it off)
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I alwyas was confused why my landlady asked me to pay so much for the water bill cus like. Im giga depressed i dont shower i dont do laundry i wash my dishes once a month how did it get up to 50 eur this time. And then it turns out the bill is split between everyone in the building. Fml.
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dont want to rot anymore i dont want to rot anymore I DONT WANT TO ROT I DONT WANT TO ROT
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anybody else makes me fucking cry at work again im just gonna fucking do it i dont care anymore. I cant keep going like this. Im tired i cant i just can't keep doing this
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what. Maybe its not fine that whenever i come back from work i have to limp while walking around the house. Maybe its not ok that i have to experience severe pain while going from my desk to the bathroom. Maybe i shouldn't be in this much pain just to have food and shelter. Oh well.
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Ash @fishyash.com · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The abusive mother will never fucking leave you. You move out to finally be on your own and your boss and older coworkers will wear her face to tell you you're lazy and not working hard enough. Your doctor will say to you with her voice that you're too fat and should go on a diet. I'll never be free
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty sure one of my teeth is fully gone now
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I want to go home
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But like it genuinely doesnt get better. Every day theres something worse. Theres something pushing me further and further. It was supposed to get better ages ago. I cant do this anymore
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If anything im killing myself more by just staying alive
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just go to work and i cry and then i come back from work and i cry
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Im not even a person its fine
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What if i just stopped trying. What if i just finally gave up
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Robert Wilfort @robertwilfort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She looks normal sized to me
A picture of an older and younger woman on the This Morning sofa with the presumably wrong headline "Reunited with long long daughter after 60 years"
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.artemis. | super SPOOKY @artemisstars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i want to try this
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our feature artist/tutorial today is this wonderful SHOE STRUCTURE break down, by the talented @ayshiun! Learning to visualise these forms FIRST will help you tackle a wide range of SHOE TYPES and FEET ANGLES! #gamdev #ANIME #manga #conceptart #illustration #Drawing #art #shoes
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Clea @friendzoo.moe · 30/08/2026
they're called the beatles because they liked to beat off together. which was much harder at the time since rpg maker hadn't been invented yet
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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had a 5 hour shift that lasted till midnight today, understaffed as usual and people would not stop coming in and ordering until the very last minute AND THEN OF COURSE my bike battery died two thirds of the way home. Why did i not charge it the night before. Is he stupid.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I actually drew myself in the past with my long eyelashes, I have no shame and nobody should ever feel bad about themselves. Please love your body even if it's hard at time, I can tell you that your life will be beautiful if you love who you are.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
here is my little hack that helps sometimes
a little doodle showing a trick for drawing arms and keeping them in proportion: using a T-shaped line and a perpendicular tangent, and letting that point out where you the elbow should be
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wurm... #art #rainworld #slugcat
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the fda has recalled e. coli due to salmonella
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🐟<= this fish has a hat on @lovefisy.newgrounds.com · 26/08/2026
I refuse to explain #cotl #deltarune #hk #oneshot
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My knee hurts my teeth hurt my head hurts i cant sleep i cant breathe im hungry. Clocking in to McDonalds tomorrow at 4pm :D
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/06/2026
jokerjokinghahaha on tumblr:

Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls! 

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms 

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive 

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jarona!
A black-and-white cat wearing a costume inspired by Flowery from Deltarune Chapter 5
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Valkyria 🩸 🦇 | Virtual Violence wishlistable on steam! @valkyria.vtubers.social · 07/08/2026
I needpeopleto understand the power of words and titles. Our entire species is built around the ability to impart concentrated knowledge trough language. And people are o fucking quick to apply shitty practices becouse its convenient. Slop is and always will be dismissive.
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Rowan Woodcock @ragingwoodcock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I get commissioned to draw a lot of fat bodies, but I rarely am asked specifically to draw someone more apple-shaped. This is a non-binary character for an upcoming monster romance novel and they're 100% my favorite fat character that I've designed.
A bunch of sketches of a fat non-binary person in various outfits. The top sketches are profile and front views of their face; they are pale, have large round glasses, a button nose, a round face with a double chin, and a mop of short, curly hair. The bottom three sketches are them modelling different outfits. The first is a dark tank top with a long, flowing skirt and an oversized cardigan. The second is a dark, long-sleeve crop top (showing off their belly) with a floral pattern button-up shirt and cuffed, high-waist pants. The third is a baggy white tee shirt tucked into high-waist plaid pants and another oversized cardigan. The character's name is Errol.
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Mae @mediocremae.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i made Flowery finnish in my playthrough of Deltarune ch. 5
an ms paint drawing of Flowery from Deltarune in a sauna smoking a cigarette holding a Karhu beer
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#Deltarune
 digital art of Susie and Kris from Deltarune, in their dark world forms. Susie is smiling and has a dialogue bubble that contains the above anon ask, while Kris has a neutral expression. The ask reads "what is your DARK gender and DARK pronouns"
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dev @okidokidev.com · 31/07/2026
girls kaard
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
genuinely said "golly" while my gf was fucking me last night its so fucking over for me.
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
YAYYYYAYY YAYY YAYY
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
second and last batch of af attacks this year! im sad that i work in hell dot com and didnt have time/energy to dedicate to af besides the last 3 days this year, but 6 attacks is pretty good to me! Attacks are in order for @robin404.bsky.social , @rebeckeronie.bsky.social and @emmerah.bsky.social
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sum artfight attacks :) more are on the way shhhhh i know theres like one day left. more are on . the way in order the attacks are for @meatchkn.bsky.social @theastralbard.bsky.social @everettsometimes.bsky.social #art #artfight
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hatsune Clipu commissioned by @mythicalwater.net :) #art #hatsunemiku
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Izzie! 🍊 @seiishin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
after all these years, the field of hopes and dreams still holds a special spot in my heart 💜 #deltarune
Deltarune fan art depicting Ralsei, Susie and Kris as they appear in chapter 1, in a cute chibi-esque style. They are running in line across the purple grass of the Field of Hopes and Dreams, surrounded by vibrant pink trees, and a Dark Candy tree right behind them. Lancer is hiding behind a tree in the background with his tongue stuck out.
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sharpenpalarie @sharpenpalarie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Having a man as a boss will genuinely have you thinking shit like "maybe i should get surgery to make my face look more smiley and friendly while resting so that i dont look too scary and off putting when i forget to force a smile or don't have energy to"
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Shani 🫧 (Bluesky hates Palestinians) @mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DbCJF4Dtf4...
From artist’s image description under their IG post

Image description: a multi-colored illustration on a green background. Across the top and bottom reads in white handwritten all caps type, "I wish you all would love disabled people like you love disabled animals." In the center is an illustration of Jimothy, a raccoon with a spinal syndrome (SSS) that gives him a shortened torso. Surrounding him are different illustrated accents and flowers. To the side, reads the artist credit @CourtneyAhnDesign.
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BagelRaven🐾✨ @bagelraven.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
eraserhead baba
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✦𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕔✦ @mythiccae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy
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paulseesequasis @pseesequasis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
From ‘Outstanding’ and a good reminder that investing in the arts is a win-win, not a lose-lose, proposition.
From Outstanding and a good reminder that investing in the arts is a win-win, not a lose-lose, proposition.
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