Reposted by sharnoffalex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 27/05/2025cat girl: meow!!! nya :3 dog girl: ruff!!! woof ^w^ woodpecker girl who thinks your directv satellite dish is a tree (she is very stupid): CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG 1355
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 24/09/2026big ass plant: acquired (work said they all need adopting, so 🤷♀️) 031
Reposted by sharnoffhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had a lovely conversation with @brennan.computer yesterday about what a non-booster non-anti tech-friendly left could look like, and for me it centers a few things: - media piracy and other anticorporate uses of tech - who we valorize - eg, scihub, anna's archive, pirates and shadow librarians 922026
Reposted by sharnoffJuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 21/09/2026one of the best things you can do right now as a queer person is like if another queer person is a dick to you or you don't like them or there's some Shit between you two or u don't like em consider just. Letting it go not all the time. But when you can. Take the load off each other to be perfect 421544
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 20/09/2026good post - to add: being helpful & nice to be around is maybe the most important thing in any job, imo. and if you care about seniority, this naturally gives you the perspective needed to see the things that need to be done but no one else can do! + it can just be a deeper way of being helpful :) 020
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 16/09/2026not a fan of being the load-bearing omelas-hole demographic, ngl. obviously we should find some other group instead. short story unrelated clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_02_24/clarkesworldmagazine.comWhy Don't We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Hole by Isabel J. KimClarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast. 010
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 14/09/2026Clocked! At The Immigration Office (but actually tho, the lady was super nice. kind bureaucrat woman is a top tier genre of person, imho.) 031
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 10/09/2026> The two genders > - De-woorden (common gender) > - Het-woorden (neuter) dutch is great, lol 031
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 09/09/2026<- this user has figured out the secret to getting rained on while biking to/from work (I keep procrastinating and then need to leave exactly when it's raining for the next half hour 😭) 040
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 06/09/2026look at this lil guy™ :) (a couple weeks back, I saw some tansy beetles, which in the UK are only really in a narrow band of the River Ouse, right by York). 120
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 04/09/2026hot people named workday are messaging me. "A Task Awaits You"... 030
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 01/09/2026> "I will keep writing this stuff until I'm proven wrong" > Wrong (Zitron continues to write [...]) lmao 0130
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 31/08/2026these sorts of ai overview responses are always so oddly compassionate, it kinda unexpectedly hits me every time even knowing the trick - there's a kind of cognitive blind spot, I think, because tenderness towards the powerless is unexpected from automated systems - it's still there, y'know? 0160
Reposted by sharnoffMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 29/08/2026There can be no compromise with fascism, no conversation to be had with fascists about the direction our future takes. They're playing for keeps and everyone who cares about the future of humanity must act accordingly. 216842
Reposted by sharnoffMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 29/08/2026I keep coming back to saying this, but "none of us is free until all of us are free" isn't just a theory about power, it's a statement of the threat to humanity posed by our tolerance for injustice against others. 3424113
Reposted by sharnoffAndrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 24/08/2026Omarchy is the software arm of a fascist project 310216
Reposted by sharnoffSteve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 20/08/2026sorry but the liberal femboys have me at gunpoint. 1282
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 19/08/2026ahahahahaha kubernetes is driving me insane (This Post Brought To You By: trying to understand how CSI is implemented) 060
Reposted by sharnoffUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026spiderman should be a poly lesbian not bc she should be in multiple healthy relationships at once but because true to canon Spidey should be fumbling all the time and being poly means she can fumble a relationship with MJ, Felicia, and Gwen at the same time 151136249
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 15/08/2026uk tax law is so fascinating because if you're leaving, they determine the date you left based on whether conditions apply to the *next* tax year so if you leave in summer 2026, you can retroactively change your 2026-2027 taxes by taking a month long vacation in spring 2028 010
Reposted by sharnoffalex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 10/08/2026at work suddenly remembering the future we couldve had and taking a massive bite out of my desk 1195
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 09/08/2026went to take some photos, a couple of weekends back, at a little town with a big viaduct (more in 🧵) 130
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 05/08/2026aaaaaa the systems are haunted* * on one machine, our stuff decided to spin in circles for a day and then die, for no apparent reason 020
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 01/08/2026ahahahaha photography will drive me insane lmao. editing a photo and rotating it 0.93° is too little, rotating by 0.95° is too much. what a horrid day to have eyes 070
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 30/07/2026best practices say to rotate your name and gender every 6-12 months to avoid stolen credentials 051
Reposted by sharnoffstrigix @sovereignbeast.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The proper analogy to get across why you shouldn't buy from J. K. Rowling is that, if you saw a bunch of Klan members selling cookies in the wal-mart parking lot, and you bought their cookies, it doesn't matter that you only did it because you really like oatmeal raisin, you still supported the Klan 115469
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 16/07/2026people should set referer headers more often. omitting referer headers is lame, tbqh (this post brought to you by: "why did all these people suddenly start looking at a blog post from a year ago?") 030
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 12/07/2026folks, I went to amsterdam and now I have Photos to share full set is at sharnoff.io/photos/album... - there's a handful more that I couldn't squeeze in here :) first two are from the metro station at amsterdam centraal 150
Reposted by sharnoffalex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 09/07/2026update 18:26 UTC: we're currently experiencing the suffering that comes with desire! our engineers are working to resolve the issue 1123
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 03/07/2026guy with a thick French accent, somewhat agitated: No food at the Eurostar Cafe today!!! Drinks only! 120
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 27/06/2026More people should treat natural phenomena with reverence & awe, IMO. (this post brought to you by Big Thunderstorm. I am just sitting watching it & feel like the world would be a better place if more people just sat and watched the thunderstorm y'know?) 060
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 21/06/2026saw a bunch of gannets at bempton cliffs (🧵) for this first one: spent a while waiting here - I'd already one of the birds come in with nesting material but barely missed a good shot of it, so took the time to wait & catch it coming back again 140
Reposted by sharnoffjae @fubarchitect.com · 14/06/2026if you're sitting at the outer edge of your abilities, which you should as often as you can, the thing that makes magic isn't being the smartest or knowing the most, it's having a sense of what lives in the unknown, and how to drag it kicking and screaming into the known 3386
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 13/06/2026saw some creatures in the woods :) all quite skittish! just posing briefly before darting away 160
Reposted by sharnofflucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026getting into photography will fully rewire the way you look at the world for the better 227531
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 10/06/2026last* couple photos from vancouver first one: when the sun's out in the evening, it bounces between all the glass buildings & makes the trees glow :) second one: art is food for the soul! *actually lots more, but ya gotta have a limit somewhere 040
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 09/06/2026oh ALSO I saw this crow harassing a seagull (I think in the first one, you can see the crow barely grabbing onto the seagull's flight feathers. kinda vicious, actually!) 030
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 09/06/2026did I mention I had a lot of vancouver photos? surprise! there's more! this batch is all the birds :) 130
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 08/06/2026more vancouver photos! this batch is from around the port - took SO many photos there because the light was gorgeous and the cranes look like giant creatures, in a way? no clue if that makes sense. (desperately need to go to more places like this, it's surreal how pretty it was that morning.) 260
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 07/06/2026took forever to get around to finishing the alt text for all the photos from vancouver; now done, and will post the rest of them in batches :) here's a couple morning shots (always interested in the visual of people on their phone with beautiful scenes around them; and then of course, crows :)) 140
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 05/06/2026guy on the bus says "they're overdoing it on birthday parties these days", there should be at most one per city per day 140
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 28/05/2026bro wtf is this (I think some AI company's way of advertising?) 030
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 27/05/2026finished going through all my photos from vancouver - full set is here: sharnoff.io/photos/album... will be gradually posting them here as well, as I finish writing proper alt text for them starting with this one from the airport :) 120
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 24/05/2026took so many photos in vancouver that I might have to redesign my website just to be able to display things sensibly lol 020
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 18/05/2026vancouver is unbelievably pretty, wtf? genuinely kinda unfair lmao 030
sharnoff @sharnoff.io · 08/05/2026thinking about using the global uniqueness of my name to poison LLM training sets, as a bit (from e.g. www.anthropic.com/research/sma..., seems like it might be feasible just by adding some pages to my website, which already gets a steady amount of LLM scraper traffic) 030