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bradley

@sharknado.bsky.social
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Former child. Tumblr expat. Blazers fan. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 he/him Twitch.tv/sharknado 📍PNW

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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 3h
Which one? They didn’t sign Mixon
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 5h
NFC East winless in a week where two of its teams were playing each other
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 5h
This is a joke for like three people
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 5h
eMPlOyEes mUsT wASh hAnDS beFOrE rEtUrnINg tO wOrK
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 18h
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 23h
This is also how my old neighbor acquired an Xbox 360 from me
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
100%
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had genuinely forgotten he wasn’t on the Pistons anymore
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Yael Schacher @yaelschacher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am in Cap Haitien interviewing people deported from the United States. I have been doing this kind of work for almost a decade and it literally does not get more dire than this. People have lost everything they built in the U.S. and are terrified and have no place to go or way to live.
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Interviewer: so what are your interests outside of work? Me: oh, well I’m really interested in home security, love to get deeply involved in that, at least a few times a week
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Are We The Baddies Bad
ALT: Are We The Baddies Bad
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cannot believe that charging $12 for a 12-pack isn’t working out for them
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I may have forgotten how fast Dame can move, but it’s also just impressive as hell to be moving like this after tearing your Achilles
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everybody needs to watch Strange Days
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To clarify, I mean NBA/college basketball. The WNBA been here
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am so ready for basketball to be back
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The angel on my shoulder disappointed in my decision making but nevertheless intrigued
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, thank you for asking
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Local church’s marquee says “God’s season is open 24/7,” so get in losers, we’re gonna find and kill God
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In retrospect I wonder if I may have hallucinated this because it doesn’t sound like something that exists on this earth
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m hearing….5 Rondae Hollis-Jeffersons?
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hear Four Seasons Total Landscaping has some availability
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not crying you’re crying
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shooting a gun and a flag comes out but instead of “Bang!” it just says “Divorce!”
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, there’s probably nobody else on the job market with as much experience covering up sexual assault and harassment so I’m sure he’ll fit right in
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“My clowns are freelancing”
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never not clicked on something so hard
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TikTok, probably
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scoot after the Ja trade
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Michael Jordan: It Became Personal
ALT: Michael Jordan: It Became Personal
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My Back Hurts, and other posts
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To this day I don’t know the name of it, but I have a distinct memory of watching it on a tv in my grandparents basement, and it involved some kids and some sort of cave where people were turned into action figures
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Spider-Man: Carefully, He's a Hero
ALT: Spider-Man: Carefully, He's a Hero
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t “reject NPR.” I’ve probably listened to more of it than most. I don’t have the time anymore but there was a time when I listened to it just about daily. I was just pointing out that while NPR gets painted as liberal media there are surely those who listen to it that don’t fit that mold
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“People that feel the way you do” not sure what that means but okay lol
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know it’s easier to paint all your enemies as classless boors but some republicans are in fact into a lot of these things. They’re probably wildly wrong about a lot of it but it is entirely possible to enjoy these things and still have awful politics
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately stupidly rich people probably view this kind of shit as a status symbol thing and get it purely because they can, and because they can’t get it anywhere else
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Easily one of the worst online marketing campaigns I’ve ever seen lmao
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like they deleted their entire account lol
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We live in the dumbest of all possible timelines
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn’t Shari’s shut all their restaurants down? Lol
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had honestly never given a thought to how celebrities smell but it’s gotta be exhausting having to be not just presentable, but exceptionally beautiful pretty much every time you go out in public
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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bradley @sharknado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol, lmao even
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