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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I guess the movie is locked in a safe, I would be concerned about who owns the rights, but there will just be the one company by that time

imdb page for John Malkovitch's short film 100 Years, a movie that will not be released or even given a proper title until the year 2115

movie poster for John Malkovitch's short film 100 Years, a movie that will not be released or even given a proper title until the year 2115. notable it doesn't have the director Robert Rodriguez's name on it

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it was one of those stupid mornings where you are walking to the grocery store and the sky is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen

sunrise against giraffe pattern clouds, the back of a house illuminated by the hospital of sauron

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

was walking to Kroger toward the sunrise and looking down, I was like 'why do I have a shadow in this direction?' oh sucks to drive west before 8am on a tiny little street like 16th

my skinny legs all stretchy in shadow toward the sun

the megahospital that is all glass so as to punish the westward who dare out before 8am

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my Dream is hearing NPR's All Songs Considered talking about my latest release as "Challenging" and "Off Putting" and "A Vibe"

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

if anyone recommends you watch castillan horror comedy The Coffee Table (2022), they are not your friend, and they don't understand what movies are okay to recommend to other people

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Aries, no! a Billy Dee Williams impression in 1998 is TOO hot, you can't!

Aries Speares as Billy Dee Williams in Madtv 1998

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Americans keep getting inexplicable foot pain and I'm sick of it

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sep'tember (already making my Halloween movie moves)

Dan Deacon - Bromst
Disasterpeace - It Follows

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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Tilly and the Wall but they dance in big goth platform boots

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

no, not for this region, not reasonably priced

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

guess it was time for my bi-annual "can I get serial experiments lain on blu-ray?" search

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

but it was SO iconic they made a dvd case out of it

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

is it now illegal for me to say I loved the ending of Thelma & Louise

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye didn't expect to blasted 30 years into the past to when I first moved here while I was shopping this morning youtu.be/0NhqN0KcWAE?...

youtu.be

Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye

YouTube video by LusciousJacksonVEVO

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I hate him so much I gave up in 10 minutes there should be 100 movies a year where it's 'guy who sucks murderers a person and spins out' but if I hate the guy who sucks I can't do it man

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

pollak better be being Columbo in this because I still have a visceral hatred for the lead guy in this

poster for the girl who in the pool (2024)
Freddie prinze Jr Monica Potter and Kevin Pollak

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

had a dream that Clint Eastwood was excitedly showing off his modded Dreamcast to college students "you can play House of the Dead, you don't even have to put in the disc!"

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat