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just a large guy refusing to admit he's not a medium he/him

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a what now
a James Hong film
title card frame dude's The Vineyard (1989)
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
was walking to Kroger toward the sunrise and looking down, I was like 'why do I have a shadow in this direction?' oh sucks to drive west before 8am on a tiny little street like 16th
my skinny legs all stretchy in shadow toward the sunthe megahospital that is all glass so as to punish the westward who dare out before 8am
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my Dream is hearing NPR's All Songs Considered talking about my latest release as "Challenging" and "Off Putting" and "A Vibe"
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
one of THOSE weekends
Finney in Under The Volcano (1984)
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
venmo app on my roku won't update
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
youtu.be/C2iT4iVj7uM?...
youtu.be
Used Cars (1980) - Gerrit Graham - red car freakout stunt
YouTube video by Stranger Things Hawkins Radio
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
future forecast with highs below 75
and caption from Witchboard remake (2024) that says (Christian grunting)
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if anyone recommends you watch castillan horror comedy The Coffee Table (2022), they are not your friend, and they don't understand what movies are okay to recommend to other people
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social I went to the markiplier mural and everyone there knew you
me and a 15 foot high spray painted mural of Mark 'Markiplier' Plier at the local nerd store The Toy Pit
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aries, no! a Billy Dee Williams impression in 1998 is TOO hot, you can't!
Aries Speares as Billy Dee Williams in Madtv 1998
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Americans keep getting inexplicable foot pain and I'm sick of it
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
youtu.be/XkvAX2AoaRc?...
youtu.be
Julianna Barwick, Mary Lattimore - Stardust
YouTube video by InFiné Music
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[citation needed]
Dwayne "De hand" Dehaan saying, as if fact,
'Well, a little improv never hurt anyone. Let's go." to Rihanna who is a jelly blob woman in
Valerian & The City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
screenshot from Watchmen (2009) opening credits where it's Nixon being elected for his third term.
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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tilly and the Wall but they dance in big goth platform boots
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
guess it was time for my bi-annual "can I get serial experiments lain on blu-ray?" search
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
is it now illegal for me to say I loved the ending of Thelma & Louise
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
pollak better be being Columbo in this because I still have a visceral hatred for the lead guy in this
poster for the girl who in the pool (2024)
Freddie prinze Jr Monica Potter and Kevin Pollak
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
youtu.be/29abxJgCyOI?...
youtu.be
Glen Hansard meets Van Morrison
YouTube video by bannedfromchina
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
did rhetorical questions go out of style
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when The Thing happens? chills. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhSN...
youtube.com
cuboro marble run "Saturn"
YouTube video by murmelwelt
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
had a dream that Clint Eastwood was excitedly showing off his modded Dreamcast to college students "you can play House of the Dead, you don't even have to put in the disc!"
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat
Gillian Anderson beneath a large hat and veil in The House of Mirth (2000)Gillian Anderson beneath a large hat and veil in The House of Mirth (2000)
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
look at this weird shot from season 1 of 30 rock
jack and Liz in a moody tableau
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
hm? hnnnnnnnghm. mmhmm.
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Chema García @ughfm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Impresionante el vídeo que acaba de colgar James Franco en sus redes sociales
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
wow Josh Malina and a tall severe blonde woman behind the scenes at a TV show, where does Sorkin get his ideas from
Malina and Deborah May in Larry Sanders
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Writer/Director Eric Darnell's IMDB credits

WRITER (15)

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit and the Madagascar Pen...

2005

based on characters by / creator

Madagascar

2005 1h 26m PG

★7.0

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written by

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Phil Collins: In the Air Tonight

1981 5m

★7.3

Writer

ADDITIONAL CREW (4)

The Penguins of Madagascar
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@dcpierson.bsky.social NOT ENOUGH COLLARS
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
perfect writing
Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle in Unfaithful (2002) asking "What's 'accountable'?"Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle in Unfaithful (2002) asking "is it, like people who eat people?"
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@alexschmidty.bsky.social probably can't mention this on the show, but I just caught the Roundabouts episode and remembered this
book cover of poetry collection
Mindfucking Roundabouts of Carmel, Indiana by Dan Grossman
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it's funny how bill maher believes he is larry sanders and larry sanders is so insufferable and annoying
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the matrix (1999)
Raquel Aniston in a shirt with too many words on it
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
dialog from Onibaba (1964)
all the same to usdialog from Onibaba (1964)
It's the generals' war, not ours. dialog from Onibaba (1964)
We didn't even know what they were fighting about.
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
was trying to give this 2000s comedy a chance until I paused and saw the summary; Peter Wolf and Fred Gaulke, you do not have the clout for same-name-self-inserts
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1H 24M

2008

R

1H 19M LEFT

Animal enthusiast Peter Gaulke and his sidekick Fred Wolf host a wildlife TV show "Strange Wilderness," which is in a steep ratings decline. Desperate, Peter hatches a scheme to find the one animal that could turn the show around - Bigfoot.

Featuring: Jonah Hill, Ashley Scott, Harry Hamlin, Robert Patrick, Joe Don BakerStrange Wilderness

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Steve Zahn

Allen Covert

Justin Long

Peter

Fred

Junior

Director

Fred Wolf

Writers

Peter Gaulke and Fred Wolf
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
smoking that shit that made the diopter split
Vin Costner and Sean Connery in Untouchables both in focus some nerd and Ethan hunt in Mission Impossible, both in focus Red RobFord in All The President's Men and his coworkers in the distance, both in focus
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
Jason Robards in Little Big League (1994) saying
I PISS ON JED CLAMPETT. HA HA HA!
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
no one can explain to the youths the hold that Chris Isaak had on all of pop culture for 2 years and three seasons of an HBO sitcom
David Schwimmer and Chris Isaak and Lisa Kudrow on FriendsS2e12 cast list
Chris Isaak
Brooke Shields
Dan Castellaneta
Fred Willarhimdb for The Chris Isaak Show (3 seasons, 47 episodes)
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
MARVAL
ad for Spiderman Brand New Daycopyright & tm 2026 MARVAL. Copyright 2026 CPII & TSG. PG-13
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Universal Pictures optioned an original speculative thriller screenplay titled "Fatalis" from novelist Jeff Rovin in October 1998. Rovin, who had previously penned the official novelization for "Cliffhanger" (1993) and an unauthorized biography of Sylvester Stallone, conceptualized the project specifically as a starring vehicle for Stallone. The narrative centered on a pack of prehistoric saber-toothed tigers awakened from an ancient ice-age sinkhole by climatic shifts caused by an El Niño hurricane. The apex predators subsequently rampaged through the wilderness before invading Los Angeles. Stallone was attached to portray Jim Grand, an anthropologist who seeks to capture the creatures alive to preserve the evolutionary link to the past, clashing with a local sheriff determined to exterminate them. Universal Pictures ultimately abandoned development on the action-horror project following the poor box office performance of "D-Tox" (2002) and other contemporary Stallone features. Rovin subsequently adapted his unproduced screenplay into a standalone thriller novel of the same name. Rovin similarly repurposed "Vespers," another unproduced creature-feature screenplay concerning a swarm of killer bats attacking Manhattan, into a published novel during the same era. Stallone continues to retain the underlying story rights to "Fatalis," although the project remains unproduced.

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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
poster for UC UNDERCOVER
Vera Farmiga played 'Alex Cross' which seems like it should have caused issues somewhere but its rousing success put that fear to bed
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Jussie
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DA1lL7G...
instagram.com
hollywoodhandbook on Instagram: "🔥View all 45 comments"
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
good morning, pride wiggly guys
the blow up fan guys above Greg's on 16th
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
[interior monologue] "before I get up from the couch, let me check if Oceans 11 is streaming on any of the several streaming apps I have available to me"
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm frequently Very Angry that The Adventures of Pete & Pete is not readily available to stream on any streaming service. they figured out something for Freaks & Geeks, filled with classic major label music from the 80s
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Panic in Central Park again
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
presented without evidence: I never saw Proof (2005)
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Zak, storing corn nuts for winter @sharkjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
NEW MURMELWELT youtu.be/oO_zbp-XICc?...
youtu.be
cuboro marble run "Long Way"
YouTube video by murmelwelt
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