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Benji

@sharkhammer.bsky.social
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah ok
Why is a turkey 6 inch sixteen dollars
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl breakfaat
4 pills and a diet soda for breakfast mmm yum
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dont think its an if
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rambunctious himejoshial figure @lesbianlizard.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
what if the stormblood alliance raid was freaky and it was called the royal city of rabanasty
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026
it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Omg i love bozja i want to help
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Big ass charjabug
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grym 🧬 whispers of the hole @grymnoire.vanadiel.network · 17/08/2026
throwback to the time i turned myself into living liquid to test something and my queue popped immediately afterwards and i ended up running paglth’an like this
FFXIV screenshot of a light party in the Shadowbringers dungeon Paglth’an. The party is running through a desert canon towards a settlement that is under attack from tempered imperial forces. The player closest to the camera has had their model replaced with Living Liquid, a raid boss resembling a masculine humanoid made of ferrofluid from A3N/S.
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Started otd chapter 1.... Serra is so oomfie...
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chase 👁‍🗨 @thanksvideogames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Rum Ham! @hamstrams.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
frontlines patch 8.0
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frogs ⛵️ | the shot heard across worlds @tarry-go-round.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
friend has been replaying ARR lately
"it is clear in the lease: no teenagers allowed in the grand company private militia" [insert picture of Alphinaud] "OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite"
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sexy roegadyn
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Four minutes until hoary boulder shows up in the new tank job
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Unused UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE Content @undertalebeta.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It seems like the song Flower Man was supposed to have vocals, but they were removed shortly before release. Fortunately, we were able to recover a short WIP posted on an anonymous filesharing site that shows us how this song could have originally been! #UNDERTALE #DELTARUNE
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Perhaps a delightful halloumi
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Huge power vs thick fat
Azurill with the roblox face, quite cheesed to have access to the ability huge powerAzurill with a struggling face, having gotten thick fat as its ability
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They call me the streamler www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNd...
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one must imagine sisyphus resetting for a good tepig nature (voltwhite2 nuzlocke)
YouTube video by Barjachug
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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
king dedede: oh im gonna have jolly good morning today nefarious dark matter:
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My magnum opus
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cerwyn @bajamut-blast.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hoary boulder stuns all at the met gala
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RobotLyra, Single and Silly @robotlyra.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The entirety of the Living Memory storyline in Dawntrail is an incredible commentary on the fear of death leading to monstrous acts of digital necromancy, which is pretty pertinent in this era of technological garbage shilling
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is how dogs interact when they pass by each other on the street
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Cute Face
2 blue jays on the ground, one is about to eat an insect. The first jay says "I don't know how you cat eat grasshoppers" the second says "mm?". First goes "I can't eat anything with a cute face". The second jay appears confused "but... grasshoppers aren't––". We are looking down from the blue jay's perspective to see that the grasshopper has big eyes and a cute little smile. The final frame shows the blue jay gasping in surprise.
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saba sabaton @ gateway fate 501 @sabato-n.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
just girly things
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ive been supplementing with trick room rhyperior, the aggron agenda must prevail
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La Femme Vegeta @graveyardslug.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sub 6 foot party is silly
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Drank the slaytorade
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Chronos' Weave @fuckmelikea.dog · 27/02/2026
this is my son chudbert, he has suffered multiple car accidents as a kid, he has glass bones and paper skin, he had to have his heart replaced, and he's only 4 years old. and he's green.
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soda @sodathewizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
stared at browt so much i had a vision
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Lizzi 🐦💜 @spiritcrowart.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
welcome to the world, my scrungly son
drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick
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Dragonith @dragonith.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pombon, the goodest of boys. #Gen10
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ffxiv jobs tiered on what position theyd work at a fast food chain
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Their immeasurable greed sickens me
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack
Cardiacreports2 hairy athletes big pumper is failing himCardiacreports2 heart attack in 1 yearCardiacreports2 meaty guy with a rare but dangerous arrhythmiaCardiacreports2

Ryan is 35, a workout addict, a workaholic and and really heavy drinker. As a result he has a huge and unhealthy heart, perched inside a shredded physique

He’s nude, in his chair when his huge body is wrecked by a massive widowmaker heart attack. With a low and guttural grunt he grabs at his chest and slumps back, dead within 30 seconds.

His partner finds him and drags him into the floor. He calls EMS and administers fast and hard chest compressions. EMS arrives and hooks his chest up to an AED and continues efforts.

Ryan is mercilessly pumped for 45 minutes before time of death is called.
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it Rabbu @redrabbu.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You now get a color or black/white version of this charity sticker! All proceeds will be donated to charities aiding those effected by 🧊 [ redrabbu.com/product-cate... ] #abolishice #artistsagainstice #godzilla
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Black hart jumpscare on my tl you love to see it
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ICE is feverishly looking for some top-down reason this is happening. They are trying to infiltrate, but you cannot infiltrate a city's collective character. They want to find the
"orchestrators," the "paid activists," the political professionals scheming up the city's response to their crimes. They won't find any, because there are none. It's parents worried about the safety of their daycare and schools. It's neighbors worried about the family down the street. It's anyone with a conscience-which is to say, it is everyone. And we are going to win.
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Gen 7 👀
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a cartoon drawing of a cube with the letter k on it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cube with the letter k on it
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The little bows in your hair are so swag
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Baby dills, even
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Tier List Time is an S+ activity, one of the greatest achievements of human society is the Tier List
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 15/01/2026
Repost for reasons
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Benji @sharkhammer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm gonna put him between my teeth and shake him around like a chew toy i need him animated NOW
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 15/01/2026
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Hundred Line The Hundred Line GIF
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🔮 ICE has kidnapped Oglala Lakota tribe members and are holding them hostage unless the tribe submits completely to ICE and provides IMMIGRATION AGREEMENTS THEY ARE BLACKMAILING TRIBES WITH KIDNAPPED MEMBERS TO DEPORT NATIVES OFF OF THEIR LAND everyone needs to be talking about this
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/01/2026
the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor he’s the kind of guy they get training from the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
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