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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ)

@shar1996.bsky.social
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28, he/him, utc+8. A flawed 🇵🇭 shitposter( free🍉) (no 2 charter change) (if u don't like, block me / i will block SWs below 21.) AuDHD. Do not expect followbacks. pfp art by @roachdaddyo.bsky.social

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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 19m
Just the candies of it all
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the final LASAGNAAAAA
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
do you want the house tour i am sadly just a really prudish manwhore
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HANG UP YOUR AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
backlash lashing back
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gonna invent a Sharpedo cathedral
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a seedy invitation to the cathedral of epic
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ripples in my pants
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Friday-o Friday-o oh wherefore art thou Friday-o
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not gonna lie, the news out there that there are several countries preparing for war is making me not feel good. But frick. I guess it was long overdue.
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
wude dipes
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 20/09/2026
We can have the future we deserve.
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh to be a houseplant!
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thats 18 jeffs and counting
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Doc Baroque @roguearthistorian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’re Waiting for Hitler. That’s the Problem. If you’re sitting around waiting for Auschwitz before you decide authoritarianism might be a problem, you didn’t just miss the history lesson. You slept through the entire goddamn class.
roguearthistorian.substack.com
You’re Waiting for Hitler. That’s the Problem.
Fascism Does Not Begin With Auschwitz. Authoritarianism Does Not Arrive With a Warning Label. And History Is Useless If We Refuse to Recognize the Patterns Until It Is Too Late.
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
megacup
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the sea
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God @thegodshow.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Americans, Shipping costs are up 40% since Iran-backed Houthis seized the Strait of Bab el Mandeb. Truckers are planning an October strike over diesel prices. The plane you’re in is flying towards a mountain and the captain is a money laundering pedophile. Concerned, God
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its been five days, have you burnt out your ACL yet?
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Slaps in the forebearing
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wasn't expecting a lost Fall Out Boy song from 2004!
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
rose in the corner
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
too sleepy
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
its the way you hit post that drives me wild
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spooky seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you've hit a flavor pocket in the taste mines
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
u may not like me, but the pepperoni varieties i make are off the charts. 😌
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
water worker, i aint no miracle worker
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
techdirt.com
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not tonight. not tonight.
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
18 salamis
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me and my friends will throw this at u: The MegaCheese
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
whelp 😭 lookie @xstellairesworld.bsky.social 😅
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Sketchy @sketchy3032.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I live in such an unserious country 😭
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dig if you will, a picture you and i engaged in a piss
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Attention everyone I am making this post in for Osama. He is a struggling elderly man just trying to take care of his family. And he is struggling to take care of his family in Gaza. So please if you have anything, anything at all he can sure use it. Thank you
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it begs the question: do ya FEEL gut genug?
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Derek @d-coo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mandatory "eating only at a soup kitchen" week for all voters. Can't recall which lunatic said it, but believing "empathy will destroy the west" or whatever the fuck angers me quite regularly.
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the strut i strote
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 03/09/2026
pic of diy estrogen with the elden ring victory achieved font that says "STREET E RAWDOGGED"
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wake me up when the cupcakes are done cooking: (craig is cooking them)
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
all the more, you find all the milks
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And the world offered you fried beans in your time of need.
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 01/09/2026
ICYMI: PM Takaichi Sanae keeps promising "orderly coexistence" with foreigners even while tightening immigration rules. Japan's online right calls it a betrayal. But polls show voters are punishing her over inflation, not immigration.
unseen-japan.com
Takaichi Wants Japan to "Coexist" With Foreigners. Japan's Hard Right HATES Her for It
Takaichi Sanae's pledge for "coexistence" with Japan's immigrant population has Japan's online right on the warpath.
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Peanut 🎃 @peanutium.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If I get evicted I have to go back to Texas as a trans person! I'm also still recovering from surgery! Rent (due tomorrow): 460/3500 Overdue car: 0/563 cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield #mutualaid #HelpFolksLive2026 #transmutualaid #DisabilityMutualAid
Peanut's black cat laying down asleep on a purple blanket
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Poppy H @poppyhproducer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This came out last night. I’m proud of it and scared of it.
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This platform autotranslates now? umm im mixed on how i feel on that. 😐
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Crust the process
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jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ) @shar1996.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the Triple B Basement
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