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Shane Patrick

@shane.wlm.sn
6.3K followers 432 following 2.1K posts

One brain cell that works really hard 📍DC

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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 02/10/2026
Sorry I haven’t been posting, my body has been falling apart! Did I miss anything?
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 24/09/2026
And then we hung out two weeks later
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026
There’s a guy taking a work call, possibly an interview, on speakerphone on the plane as soon as it landed…
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026
I’m coming for you
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026
I have 6 different trips planned for the next 2 months. Why have I done this to myself???
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026
Still me 😍
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026
Deeply embarrassing!!!
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026
I did a scan that said my muscle mass is average and now I’m mad
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
I promised I wouldn’t say who lifted more ( @shane.wlm.sn )
Shane and Jon flexing while a stranger is throwing ass in the background
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 18/09/2026
This is a healthy thought!
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 18/09/2026
It’s like 6 bars
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 18/09/2026
*adds to the to do list*
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 18/09/2026
I only have so many nights!!
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 18/09/2026
At sidetrack, basically a Chicago gay now
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 17/09/2026
Jokes on you, this was last night and yall were upstairs
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 17/09/2026
That DOES sound fun 😍
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 17/09/2026
Staying at a bloomfies place and they said I’m not allowed to wear a shirt???
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 16/09/2026
Why am I being punished
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 14/09/2026
“This is legs”
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 14/09/2026
Is this something?
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/09/2026
My guy!
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/09/2026
I love her so much. Tonight is the seasonal Gnoccheti
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/09/2026
One air pod and just people watching
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/09/2026
Red Hen!
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/09/2026
Still here, and this is the ricotta toast I dream about
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/09/2026
Doing something I rarely ever do and went to a restaurant by myself
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 12/09/2026
Restarting this masterpiece
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 12/09/2026
My ass is lookin’ real fat today guys 😍
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 12/09/2026
Omg goodbye handyman fantasy hello pizza delivery man fantasy
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 12/09/2026
Stop I’m aroused
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 12/09/2026
There goes my handyman fantasy I had built up in my head
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 10/09/2026
Thanks coach!
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 10/09/2026
Pull day etc. etc.
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 10/09/2026
Wowza wowza
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 10/09/2026
A friend invited me to hangout tonight and I managed to say no (every fiber in me wanted to say yes). I was so brave.
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 09/09/2026
YouTube will teach me
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 09/09/2026
No please I don’t wanna fix it
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 09/09/2026
I’m at the Robyn concerts but also one of my favorite tennis players is playing right now so my focus is split. It’s balance
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 08/09/2026
I’ve been consistently working out for about 7 years now and I often get the question “what is the secret to getting fit?” Unfortunately my answer is, and always will be, to just keep going. There’s no secret lift, superior split, or secret supplement. It’s simply “just do it” (don’t sue me Nike)!
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 05/09/2026
You guys 🎾pen?
A selfie of @shane.wlm.sn, T, G, and PT smiling in front of Arthur Ashe Stadium in the Billie Jean King National Tennis Center at the US Open
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 05/09/2026
Good morning coach!
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 02/09/2026
Cosmic brownie night with the boys 😍
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 02/09/2026
Can I please come over?
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 01/09/2026
So happy to finally be here 😍
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 01/09/2026
Some people are so handsome it makes me mad
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 01/09/2026
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 01/09/2026
Unfortunate this is just gym bro and not horny
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 01/09/2026
Quick what is your favorite gym song?
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 31/08/2026
Have I ever ranted on here about how Kelly Clarksons Meaning of a life album is a perfect no skip album?
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Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 31/08/2026
I tried but this is what I can come up with
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