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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 4h
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 4h
Thanks. Would be far less noncey
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is definitely what publishers do with books that are in high demand and not written by a toxically bigoted dented can of spray cheese
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 4h
Oh
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 4h
Peas are the king of veg. They aren't
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 4h
Eh?
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
Which one?
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
The green things though
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
What about her?
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
Heard that story. The Gallghers were basically a shit version of everybody i knew in the mid 90s but with more money and not having to get up for work
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
Fucking lovely
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
Evening
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 6h
Oddly, this gets no mention on the BBC website.
theguardian.com
BBC pays compensation to PinkNews couple over false sexual misconduct allegations
Broadcaster apologises after admitting claims against Benjamin Cohen and Anthony James were defamatory
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
Bin
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 5h
Your ma
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Makes more sense
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Yak only does it when it makes no sense
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Where's the mash and what the fuck are the green things?
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Cottage/shepherd's is the exception that proves the wall
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Other than pukka, stew with a lid and pies they sell at Derby im yet to experience a bad one
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
That's definitely not a pie
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Have they not reached Hantshire yet?
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
I'll let it off
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Also sounds shit
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Just told the mrs she can turn the heating on
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Meal of champions
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
static.klipy.com
Cooking Show: Bland Reaction
ALT: Cooking Show: Bland Reaction
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
I know people who are lactose intolerant who would do him for that
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Partition was a fuck up but that in no way excuses the violence of the Indian people and government post it 
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Blocked my another racist seppo Good job there also isn't a number of examples of massacres led by the Indian government
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 6h
Not even a seppo
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 7h
I mean fuck me they're arguing against Indian food containing chillis
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 7h
These people are so fucking stupid
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 7h
Evening
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 7h
Did he say you did?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a 50 year old man I find it utterly cringe that my generation calls younger people snowflakes, when they themselves lose their shit at a slight design change to a bottle cap or the packaging on some mince.
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 7h
They only stripped him of the title to stop people reminding everybody that they dirty nonce is a royal
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 7h
Please always refer to him as Prince Andrew
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15h
When people say the Conservatives play politics on easy mode this is what it means
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 11h
As you said as your last show. Fuck him, publish it
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 11h
This person is either unwell or an idiot worthy of mocking
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 13h
Would love to write a book for children but I don’t think I have what it takes to be an actor.
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 12h
When I go there for work going up the afternoon of the day before saves 300 quid
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 12h
A peak return from home to Manchester by train is over 400 quid... Not saying I'd fly but
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 12h
No dead person pays tax
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 16h
Was it Rod Stewart?
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 16h
Was downstairs at 5am this morning and it was freezing. Not going to tell the other half as she wants the heating on today
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🔴 SCOOP: The chair of a lobbying firm paid by the UAE sits on a government council advising ministers on how Britain uses sport and culture abroad. As Man City's verdict puts Abu Dhabi in the spotlight, our latest investigation 🧵 democracyforsale.substack.com/p/revealed-u...
democracyforsale.substack.com
Revealed: UAE lobbyist advising UK government on sport and foreign policy
FGS Global chair Roland Rudd accused of "blatant conflict of interest" for advising ministers on foreign affairs while his firm lobbies for UAE embassy
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 17h
Bloody cold though Almost turned the heating on
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shakeystephens.bsky.social @shakeystephens.bsky.social · 19h
Been awake since 3.30 Fuck you
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