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Gifted Ape

@giftedape.bsky.social
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UK based idiot and trespasser of decency. Fun fact: got binned from tw@tter for calling Wes Streeting a moon faced c*nt. No regrets :) Professional Workie Ticket.

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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elias Law Group is currently litigating 85 voting and election cases in 41 states.
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The north east keeping it classy. Top headline :)
bbc.co.uk
Five charged over Gateshead football pitch hearse disorder
Five are charged over disorder which saw a hearse driven onto the pitch at Dunston UTC v Gateshead.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"It'll all be better in November... that's when GTA6 comes out". High hopes for the next season of South Pa... America. Especially the one that comes out after the mid-terms ;)
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MCCONNELL SIGHTING… no words, just a slow, pained hand raise… they’re literally doing weekend at bernie’s…
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What it was like as a 70's kid in the UK :)
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Apaches - 1977 - Full Feature Film (Public Domain)
This is "Apaches - 1977 - Full Feature Film (Public Domain)" by Reaction Showreels on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To the good people of America. We feel your pain.
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OMG: Trump SHOCKS with INSANE 9/11 announcement
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't worry anyone, but we've checked the data, and it appears that we are fucked. Sorry about that.
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Something to remember before 9/11.
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🚨Trump Just SHOCKED His Audience With OFFENSIVE NEW 9/11 LIES!
YouTube video by Occupy Democrats
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bollocks! Red Dead Online is very not online. This is annoying. I want to shoot idiots and I can't afford a ticket to America :(
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Israel pissed off that they paid the wrong politicians.
bbc.co.uk
Paul Adams: British-Israeli relations at lowest ebb in decades
Israel's response to London's trade ban with Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank shows how important this moment is.
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If anything can kill the orange monster, it'll be an aneurism caused by South Park :)
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🚨Trump Just Got LAUGHED OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE For NEW DEMAND
YouTube video by Occupy Democrats
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Middle East Eye (Unofficial) @middleeasteye-rss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Israeli settlements: What does the ICJ ruling require Britain and other states do? - www.middleeasteye.net/news/israeli-…
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Israeli settlements: What does the ICJ ruling require Britain and other states do?
UK Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband invoked a 2024 ruling by the World Court on the illegality of Israel's occupation of Palestine
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The BBC is being a bunch of cunts again...
bbc.co.uk
In West Bank, date farmers weigh impact of UK sanctions on Israeli settlers
Palestinians strongly back a ban on settlement goods, but Israel's government says it is a "big mistake".
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
JD Vance looks like a sex doll for a very weird clientele. I'd go into details, but people might be eating :)
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Great news, Newcastle has said it's bad to shit in the street. The future is bright ;)
chroniclelive.co.uk
Full list of 12 behaviours that could be banned in Newcastle under new plans
The new Public Spaces Protection Orders (PSPO) are currently under consultation to prohibit anti-social behaviours
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dear World...
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you're in the mood to point and laugh at idiots... 👉 'The group behind the plan, backed by Reform’s biggest donor, Christopher Harborne, said: "We’re determined to repopulate the Chagos Islands".' If they ever find a woman stupid enough to join them, presumably. 🙄 archive.is/202608311122...
Screencap of Financial Times article headline: "Brexiters’ effort to resettle Chagos Islands hit by lack of proper boat. 

Nigel Farage-backed expedition is part of attempts to block UK's contentious deal giving sovereignty over the archipelago to Mauritius."
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A good watch.
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Putin Just Had the MOST Humiliating Moment of His Life
YouTube video by Pyotr Kurzin | Geopolitics
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Current mood:
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Ren & Stimpy "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy" Music Video (1995)
YouTube video by The VHS Vault
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I do love the condemned section in shops. Currently turning a reduced priced chili ferment and cut price pineapple into a spicy relish. New territory for me, but if it tastes like shite, it didn't cost much :)
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Friday to you wonderful people :) Because you're worth it ;)
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Doctor And The Medics - Waterloo (1986)
YouTube video by Rosa Mannen
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've just found out that this is a thing :)
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Blue Suede Shoes
YouTube video by Lemmy Kilmister - Topic
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Was just talking about this to a mate :)
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"This is the fourth attempt." | Burglar successfully fails to escape via roof
YouTube video by Durham Constabulary
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My sleep pattern looks like Jackson Pollock threw up in a tumble dryer. On one cycle, I will fall asleep watching the first half of an MCU film. The next cycle I will fall asleep watching the second half of said film. The third cycle, I check Wikipedia to see what I missed in the end credits :)
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
theguardian.com
Tennessee governor says he backs airport name change to honor Dolly Parton
Bill Lee says he favors proposal to rename Nashville’s international airport after legendary country singer
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fucking legend :)
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I hear Anna Paulina Luna mentioned, my brain automatically goes here...
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George Baker Selection - Una paloma blanca
YouTube video by Stephan Konings
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!* *a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box" Collect 'em ALL!!! 😂 😍 😜 👍
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage a no show, the fucking snowflake :) "I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage, having won a resounding victory.... and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies," he says.
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage claims he has won Clacton by-election 'overwhelmingly' - votes still being counted
The Reform UK leader resigned from Parliament in order to trigger the by-election, which he stood in - alongside another 33 candidates.
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Low turnout in Clacton ;)
bbc.co.uk
Polls close in Clacton by-election triggered by Nigel Farage - follow live
The Reform UK leader resigned from Parliament in order to trigger the by-election, which he stood in - alongside another 33 candidates.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
independent.co.uk
Pilot’s flight path draws bin shape above Clacton days before by-election
It is not known who piloted the plane, which spent around half an hour drawing the flight path on Saturday
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fabulous interview :)
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Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bryon Noem reportedly crashed the unveiling of the life-sized bronze statue of Kristi Noem and her horse, Iceman, in Pierre, South Dakota.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
NIECE KNOWS BEST.......
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Met Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 08/08/2026
The UK will experience a partial solar eclipse on Wednesday 12 August. The extent of the Sun's coverage and the timing of maximum obscuration will differ across the country. Never look directly at the sun; use a pinhole projector or certified eclipse glasses to view it.
Map on UK showing how much of the sun will be obscured by the moon, at maximum, during the solar eclipse on Wednesday 12th of August. this ranges from 88% in the east to 98% in the southwest.
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dear US democrats. This is how to run a campaign :)
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A week to go...
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Clacton Express: Binface 2026
YouTube video by Count Binface
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Meanwhile in UK politics :)
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Rory Stewart and Alastair Campbell Interview Count Binface.
YouTube video by The Rest Is Politics: Leading
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
To the great people of the USA. Thank you for still being here, proving that you can laugh along with adversity. I did start my earlier comment with 'US morons', and we all know who I was referring to ;) Certainly not the blue wave :) Good luck with the morons, and for everyone's sake, vote :)
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Having a great night :) A light hearted post about lettuce led to an evening of fun. And more blocks than I've had in one day. I'll be giggling til I fall asleep :)
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
While I knew the song previously, the penultimate episode of The Boys has wedged this into my head. It's become my primary ear worm, and it's welcome to stay as long as it wants :)
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Dream a Little Dream of Me (Cover) | Original Video | Featured on The Boys
YouTube video by Anne Reburn
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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
US Morons: English food is shit. UK: Eats a salad and doesn't spend a week crying and shitting.
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