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Wayne

@shakesfirst.bsky.social
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He/Him Aussie. Long COVID. Homeless kid & adult. Foster kid to a beautiful refugee family. Ex addict CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD Mental Healh. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️‍🌈♿🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 Ally. ❌DMs or porn. I swear A LOT, love the "C" word.

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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, if the jackboot fits @homelandgov.bsky.social
Screenshot of a tweet from Homeland Security @DHSgov saying;

It is absolutely sickening to compare ICE law enforcement agents to the Gestapo 

Attacks and demonization of ICE and or partners is wrong. LOCE officers are now facing a 413% increase in assaults.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like this evil shit. The first is an NDIS supplier, the second is direct from Microsoft without the image of the controller but it is the same device. The price difference is disgusting, yet they're cutting the recipients off and letting this shit continue.
A screenshot from an NDIS supplier selling an Xbox accessible game controller for $510.29 marked down from $566.99.A screenshot from Xbox advertising and accessible game controller for $129.99
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I had $6 million I'd get them to call it the "Woke Kookaburra Centre" because it would piss her off. For $10 million I'd insist this portrait get hung front and centre in the lobby.
An abstract painting of Gina Rinehart by Vincent Namatjira.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, if you do not respect AI you're a racist...
@ideaspace.bsky.social

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If you hate ai, congrats you now understand racists. The parallels are deep. "But Al isn't human; alive; doesn't have a soul" Yeah, that's what people have been saying about other races since the beginning of time.

September 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean C'MON!! That's my weight mentioned twice in one day. Granted I mentioned this in a registration for the survey company, but not twice in a day you bastards.
Obesity
online survey	Study Number (Blanked out)

7 AUD
Compensation

20 Min.
Survey Length

Nov 27, 2026
Deadline
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at this stupid barely shaded Islamaphobic religious bullshit from The Metropolitan Baptist Church, from Sydney at a guess, that was in my letterbox. Notice it's not our flag but a corner of the Union Jack? I feel like calling them and saying look at Section 116 of our constitution dickheads.
God has blessed Australia! What other explanation is there for the incredible level of prosperity we enjoy as a nation with such a short recorded history?

With an image of the Union Jack flapping in the wind.

God has blessed Australia because it was founded on the Judeo-Christian teachings of the Bible.

Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD, Psalm 33:12

Many of our nation's forefathers adhered to the Christian faith and sought to establish biblical principles in all aspects of our life and society. Governors such as John Hunter, prime ministers including Alfred Deakin, businessmen like Robert Campbell, farmers such as Samuel Marsden and educators like Thomas Hassall were men of faith who shaped Australian life with righteous ideals. Modern Australians are the beneficiaries of these men's historic commitment to Christianity and its inherent values.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here is why I am less able to pay you back. New masks. I was on track, then the 2nd month mask didn't work because I wanted it to. This is a new 3 month set. You gave me 2 months of masks when you helped me with the full F20 mask replacement. 2 steps forward 1 step back I guess. Sorry.
A receipt for 2 plus 1 at a discount full face CPAP masks. $61 plus $10 for delivery.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was asked by a neighbour for any good vegan delivery, I checked Doordash. These are the first searches that came up. It really doesn't get any better if you scroll down. I kinda get why vegans are so shirty sometimes.
Vegan in the search bar from Doordash, the first search is Burgers On Broadway with parts of hamburgers showing on the sides of the image with beef on the top left, and bacon in centre right of both hamburgers with a chicken wrap and chips. The next image down is half an Indian butter chicken dish.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, we went from 32° to feeling like 13.6° in Sydney. Still hot in my little flat though.
Bereau Of Meteorology saying it is 16.6° feeling like 13.6° when the high was 32°.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Cardigans isn't the flex you think it is. I saw them in Sweden in 2003 and I'm still bored.
THE COUNTDOWN IS ON
The launch of CONTROL Resonant is almost here. Watch the new launch trailer, featuring The Cardigans’ “My Favourite Game,” as Dylan Faden unleashes the full force of the paranatural and takes on the threats of a reality-bending Manhattan.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We know Tim's short win on the recount last federal election was because he wore teal not Liberal blue. Those How To Vote cards won his seat with people who wanted to vote different but were politically uninvolved. Look at them, it's fucking teal.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone on Gumtree and moving to a new home that won't allow pets is giving away theor cat. They're really trying I guess.
A black and white cat sitting on a computer keyboard with a screen in the back wearing a black bob wig.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look at this shit. Spent 20 mins on the phone with Amazon for an aged neighbour, who uses Amazon because she needs delivery and it's only $10 a month so don't, about their drivers just throwing shit in the ground and it being stolen before she can get to it. Got her a refund and replacement.
Two small packages thrown into a tiled foyer.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In case anyone was thinking I'm not doing anything while ill I got the platinum for #Saros. Now I have nothing to play (With a PS Plus subscription with 100s of games). Excellent game @gregorylouden.bsky.social @tinari.bsky.social @keyrune.bsky.social, thanks. Patiently wait for the expansion now.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This isn't the first list the stalker has put me on, but fuck you for this one. I don't even know what our interaction was, but anyone who knows me knows I would never harass anyone for being trans.
@penelopiebikes.bsky.social
 has added you to the "Trans harraser/fake allies" moderation list

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jesus, 3rd highest of all time?! Not bad for a 30 year career.
Holland's films as a leading actor have grossed over $15 billion worldwide, making him the third highest-grossing actor of all time.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seriously, what the fuck?! Summer temperatures this early in Spring and a super El Niño showing drier months ahead. No one sane wants this with the bushfires we had 2019-2020.
Bureau Of Meteorology predictions starting tomorrow (Wednesday) in order until Sunday saying the temperature ranges will be 15-28°c, Thursday 17-27°c, Friday 12-23°c, Saturday 13-30°c then Sunday 13-22°c.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fortune cookies are much more probable.
A photo of a fortune cookie saying;
"Seek help from professionals trained in mental health care".
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh wow. Uhm, their not called US units it's Imperial. There are two other countries that use them, Myanmar and Liberia, making sure it's not US. Tried to sign in to say something about this but I can't from Australia it seems. I have a VPN on my PV but not gonna bother.
Ingredients            UNITS: US
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So uhm Aldi, we need to talk. If I search vitamins looking for magnesium why do several different wines show up in the search. Someone needs to teach you guys what supplements are and how they work. Yeesh.
Screenshot from Aldi supermarkets of a 750ml bottle of South Point Estate Sauvignon Blanc at $5.49.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They're getting better with this. I started an online market research thing, didn't qualify bugger it, and these were the options for gender. Some companies aren't trying, but these guys are.
Screenshot from the gender section worded;
Do you identify as...
With the options Male, Female, non-binary and/or gender fluid, prefer to self describe, other, prefer not to say.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
More of your heartless bastards @australianlabor.bsky.social? Cunts. Are you truly this callous?!
A screenshot from an ABC News Australia story with a picture of an elderly lady in a chair facing the camera and the storyline;

'Why are they making it so damned hard?': A blind 96yo vs the aged care algorithm'.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oppenheimer, this clickbait bullshit is talking about Oppenheimer. I didn't have to read the story to know so I didn't fall for the clickbait.
A story from Google Discover from something called Openingsoon.net with a barely legible image of three people standing in the dark and an early period truck with the lede line:

Christopher Nolan's R-rated Movie With Florence Pugh Streams Today on Peacock.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Uhm. What am I supposed to do with this? I know I'm supposed to be ignoring it, but wut?
Random text message;

Wake up (name redacted)! We just ed 200 into your . Crush the games and have : Then a random link from spurious sourse.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dusk in Sydney right now.
A photo of a pale blue sky and trees with flats in the distance.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I know I can be an abrasive little shit at times, but that seems like a lot.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fuck off you were ever a housos kid if you do this against expert advice @albomp.bsky.social you're so callous. Then you're fine for it to happen with some of the most vulnerable people on the NDIS too. Why the fuck do you want more than one #RoboDebt @australianunions.bsky.social. LNP wannabe cunts
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People are saying Marvel is woke, I don't know what announcement made this happen but do the MAGAts really need a reason? But here's Stan Lee from 1968 being as woke as fuck. If the screenshot is hard to read I have also copy and pasted it for Alt text.
“Let's lay it right on the line. Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today. But, unlike a team of costumed super-villains, they can’t be halted with a punch in the snoot, or a zap from a ray gun. The only way to destroy them is to expose them — to reveal them for the insidious evils they really are. The bigot is an unreasoning hater — one who hates blindly, fanatically, indiscriminately. If his hang-up is black men, he hates ALL black men. If a redhead once offended him, he hates ALL redheads. If some foreigner beat him to a job, he’s down on ALL foreigners. He hates people he’s never seen — people he’s never known — with equal intensity — with equal venom.

“Now, we’re not trying to say it’s unreasonable for one human being to bug another. But, although anyone has the right to dislike another individual, it’s totally irrational, patently insane to condemn an entire race — to despise an entire nation — to vilify an entire religion. Sooner or later, we must learn to judge each other on our own merits. Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill out hearts with tolerance. For then, and only then, will we be truly worthy of the concept that man was created in the image of God – a God who calls us ALL — His children.

“Pax et Justitia, Stan.”
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You can actually. It's not called that, but you can tell YouTube to no longer recommend channel. Go to the three dots click in those and it's in option toward the bottom of the drop down menu.
The YiuTube drop down menu showing various options with Don't Recommend Channel underlined in red.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Look at this shit on Gumtree, I can't believe it's free. They say it's fake and it's been set aside for pick up. People just fucking nuts.
What is supposed to be a fake grey horse head on a wooden plaque.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I forgot I saw this a couple of weeks ago. Funny fuckers aren't they? .
A poster for the Australian band TISM's, short for This Is Serious Mum, No Mistakes tour. With the the acronym TISM being spelt as TSIM instead.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I fucking hate the cunt and I know this burns his entitled old arse. It's not enough, but I'm still all warm with schadenfreude at his.
“You could go out and give a million dollars to a charity tomorrow to help the homeless. You could argue that it is just wasted. They are not putting anything back into the community." 

"It might be a callous way of putting it but what are they doing? You are helping a whole heap of no-hopers to survive for no good reason. They are just a drag on the whole community.”
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Every time I play this game, Horizon Forbidden West, I need to upload this again. Even young robot dinosaur hunters from a post apocalypse a thousand years in the future know about the evils of the cult of celebrity.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Look at this fucking bullshit. An accessible gaming controller for people with limited mobility direct from Microsoft is $130. While buying it through an NDIS approved supplier is $510 with a fucking discount. Maybe go after this shit @australianlabor.bsky.social than setting people up for death.
A webpage selling an Xbox Adaptive Controller for $510. Advertising it as an NDIS Custom Gaming Interface. The print section of the Microsoft site selling the Xbox Adaptive Controller with price saying.

XBOX Adaptive Controller
Add to wish list
Create a custom controller experience that is uniquely yours. Designed primarily to meet the needs of gamers with limited mobility, the XBOX Adaptive ...

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Create a custom controller experience that is uniquely yours. Designed primarily to meet the needs of gamers with limited mobility, the XBOX Adaptive Controller features large programmable buttons and connects to external switches, buttons, mounts and joysticks to help make gaming more accessible. Requires external devices for gameplay (sold separately).*

AU$129.99 incl. GST

Flexible payments available with PayPal and Zip.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Trying to sell some stuff on eBay and Gumtree and fuck me people are stupid the way they try to con people on Gumtree. I even warned them.
Text from a Gumtree ad.

Low ball offers ignored. Only payments through the Gumtree app or cash on delivery if pick up will be accepted. Anyone attempting to solicit outside payments, especially with an account made the same day, will be seen as fraud and immediately blocked.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So this arrived a few minutes ago. Thank you to everyone that helped. I will be doing refunds starting in about a week and a half. If I didn't have somewhere to be this afternoon I'd be having a nap right now.
A box for a ResMed AirTouch F20 full face CPAP mask.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I asked for a loan buying a CPAP headgear that I couldn't afford, and the only one that works. I hit my, adjusted, goal in less than 12 hours. Thank you to everyone that helped and I will pay you all back. This is what I bought.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mate! I really didn't want to sell this. Everything else I do sell I can replace, I don't know if I can replace this in Australia. It wouldn't be expensive to replace, but the postage is about double what it's worth.
A screenshot from eBay saying


Nice work!

Increase your
chance of selling
with another listing

With a TARDIS from Doctor Who.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Problem is it snaps into place and tape has too much give. It's technically not a mask but headgear the mask attaches to that I strap onto my head. The actual mask is the part in the circle next it in the image that snaps on. And I can't tape the mask on because it stops carbon outflow.
A ResMed F20 full face CPAP headgear with the mask in a small circle nest it with saying "Includes 2"
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Matt Smith as Doctor Who laying back on a car wearing a brown Stetson Cowboy hat.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They really are getting creative. A Dutch, what I'm assuming, notification about a fine. Not addressed to me of course but to my email address as if they don't know my real name. Not clicking a mouse anywhere near it to translate in case there's a link to a malware downloader.
A whole page of what is supposed to be official looking documents in Dutch threatening me with what I'm assuming is fines that may or may not double from €110-€220-€440 if no action is taken. At least that's what it looks like.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Verify my age. This used to be my search engine.
A library card catalogue draws with one draw open thick with cards..
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
See how it looked like I lost control of Aloy, the protagonist in Horizon Zero Dawn the game I'm replaying, for a second? Yeah, that's because I did lose control because that noise you hear startled the absolute shit out of me. Cost of using good headphones to respect my neighbours. Damn!
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh come on. A knock off Lego rifle kit? That's just gross. Quick note, did you notice there was no "S" at the end of Lego?
Someone in a white hoody without their head in the shit holding a rifle with scope made out of what looks to be Lego with a finger in the trigger.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nor does this one. I genuinely don't know what to think.
Two photos the top is a photo in a hospital bed fully dressed with an Asian women sitting next to the bed with a newspaper with blurry print circled in red.  
The bottom photo is a close up of the newspaper with nonsense shapes making up the letters in the newspaper.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Could very well be.
Two photos the top is a photo in a hospital bed fully dressed with an Asian women sitting next to the bed with a newspaper with blurry print circled in red.  
The bottom photo is a close up of an close up of the newspaper with nonsense shapes making up the letters in the newspaper.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yep, and old man dying and an over the hill fighter losing is going to fix Gaza, hate, famine, povery, climate change, racism and all the other ills of humanity. Fuciking hell some people try too hard for those clicks and likes.
Conor McGregor blew his knee out in less than a min and Lindsay Graham suddenly passed away. The world is slowly healing
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You could take a photo using this and let Google do a search. It's not always the best, but it's something.
An image of a Google search bar on a phone with the camera icon circled.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yes, this was said on YouTube by someone with zero irony. Fuck they're dumb.
The Bible has to be true in order for knowledge and logic to be possible.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well, that's just rude.
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