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Wayne

@shakesfirst.bsky.social
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He/Him Aussie. Long COVID. Homeless kid and adult. Foster kid to a beautiful refugee family. Ex addict CSA & suicide survivor CPTSD ADHD No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️‍🌈♿🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 Ally. ❌DMs and porn or blocked. I swear A LOT and I do♥️ the "C" word.

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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 32m
It wasn't directly said, but heavily implied.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 7h
I remember watching Richard Morecroft on Behind The News once a week in primary school in the 70s. His career grew as I grew up. He's one of the reasons why I like reading the news, unfortunately can't watch it now. It's sad when an important part of your youth is gone. share.google/dyFl4B6v6dOT...
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Richard Morecroft, veteran ABC news presenter, dies age 70 after cancer diagnosis
Michael Rowland and Leigh Sales lead tributes to newsreader who read the ABC’s 7pm bulletin for 20 years
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 7h
He got lost with Buzz in Toy Story as well.
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MassDisillusioned @massdisillusion.bsky.social · 8h
asshole thinks it's good business to wish death on libtards while standing in front of his truck. this fucking asshole is in Middleton, MA afpacillo.com Bluesky do your thing.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 8h
It's amazing when a pious vegan says homeless people can just eat lentils and beans for protein and are stupid because they don't, because soaking them overnight is a snap when you don't have a home, puts you on several lists about being a fake LGBTQ ally because they're pissy you called them out.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 10h
Britannia Dome, or the Cunt Contraption.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 11h
Pretty much these days.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
screenshot of a social media thread in dark mode.

    Top post by user jrj5926 (16h): "My daughter is a healthcare professional. It is mandatory for her to take the flu shot. 😡 make it make sense"

    Reply by user titanjibk (13h): "Wait until you find out firefighters are forced to wear flame-retardant gear and pilots are forced to stay awake. It's an absolute outrage."
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Trish 💟 ☮️ Australia @trishmelbourne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please help by adding your name as I did. This Aged Care algorithm should not be allowed to go ahead. Get people involved. This can and will be even more devastating than Robodebt ⬇️
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 12h
There's a porridge world championship. Because why not have a world competition for food that should only be fed to people in prison? How does each county select it's whiner, sorry I meant winner? Yes, I could read the story, but not gonna about porridge. Good God!! share.google/1IyRlc5HlXJy...
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Porridge gurus from opposite sides of globe triumph in world championship
Dutch champion Gina Saarberg took the coveted Golden Spurtle, while Australian champion maestro Rob Reid won the Speciality Porridge category at the finals in the Scottish Highlands.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 12h
They still kidnap and torture people who protest, if they're not shot in the street. I'd prefer a dirty train station myself.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 12h
Milson's Point.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 12h
Because the word tax isn't in the dictionary definition of the word.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 13h
What to upset people on YouTube? Find a Big Bang Theory video and say the only thing Sheldon deserves is a punch in the throat, then watch all the love pour out.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 15h
I'm thinking a large chunk of that could be insurance.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 15h
Seems you like tautologies too.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 16h
You will find scallop cut deep fried potatoes but....
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 18h
It's the continued harm they're doing to the victims.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 18h
But won't stop the legal attacks on the victims of the Catholic Church's institutional child sexual abuse. Sure sure....
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 19h
Non core promises. They're not going to do shit, the closest they'll come to youth mental health is turn prisons into psych wards and attack trans youth. They'll also spend the next few years blaming the federal government for not paying for the transit lounges they promised in their budget.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 19h
Bumped into my Aussie MAGAt neighbour and she was proudly talking about Pauline Hanson impeaching Dan Andrews when she wins the federal election soon. Not happy when I told her that's not a thing in Australia and it's the Victorian state election. Especially "But sure, I have to do my own research."
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 21h
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @nicolefilippone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Autistic meltdowns are not attention seeking, they are HELP seeking Autistic meltdowns are not attention seeking, they are HELP seeking Autistic meltdowns are not attention seeking, they are HELP seeking Autistic meltdowns are not attention seeking, they are HELP seeking
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 21h
People always leave Midge Ure and his work out of Band Aid.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 21h
Oh, I must have missed that. Of course that's how appeals ususally go.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 22h
Like any police force in the world wouldn't have all their ducks lined up before they went after any member of a monarchy, especially in the UK. He's just giving them a platform to air it all in open court.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 23h
If you live alone this is a great saver for you. Buying fresh ginger, garlic etc when you only cook twice a week, because of portions, to last a full week can be wasteful. Packaged sauces, garlic or ginger don't go bad nearly fast if it's stored in the fridge.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You tried to shame homeless people you pious arsehat. Typical vegan bullshit. You're the bad guy here, doesn't matter what stupid list you put people on.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, this cunt again. He pitches shit knowing it can't be done like saying the federal government should freeze rents even though tenancy laws are a state issue and it's constitutionally impossible which he knew. He's a fucking false hope self promoter. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Max Chandler-Mather pitches Mamdani-style $25bn plan to nationalise 200 Coles and Woolworths supermarkets
Former MP and Green Institute head says proposal for publicly owned supermarket chain will ease grocery prices
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We tried to download a Star Wars trailer, that was stupid.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I signed and posted my share too.
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Nigel Bell 🍉 @nigel63.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Signed. act.getup.org.au/s/UrKuaApc
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Scrap the aged care algorithm!
Can you share the campaign with your friends and family to help us reach more people? Up to half of petition signatures come from shares, so it makes a real…
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a PhD, took me 20 minutes. I bought it from The Universal Life Church many years ago when young and drunk. It would have been much faster but back then we still had dial up internet.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ever heard the phrase "A watched pot never boils"? Well, "It's hard to breathe in a CPAP mask if you forget to turn the machine on" is another one. Laying here reading wondering with mild worry why it was so hard to breathe in. Oops.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And yeah, not in all of them, But the vegan ones cost more.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You just shamed homeless people, a large percentage of whom are mentally ill you goon. But sure, we're the miserable ones. Seriously, go eat a steak your brain needs it.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot more eloquent than my "It's fucking stupid".
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know what that stupid looksmaxxing is? Seems idiots are now pheromaxxing by not washing before dates, wearing dirty sweaty clothes, avoiding deodorant and, wait for it, drinking their own pee to release the maximum amount of pheromones. Do woman think this would work for them? Men are stupid.
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Larry @larrymilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Much better #auspol
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This won't work out well for him.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've read studies where ketamine works too. Hell, even some antihistamines, with therapy as with anything, have had some moderate success with PTSD as it can effect memory.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was supposed to be included in a micro-dosing study but my ADHD precluded me. This was before I got my qualifications in community services with youth at risk, I added AOD and mental health units as well. It was about $4500 I missed out on from that study too fuck it all.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's the people saying it "cures" ADHD.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wreck my dopamine levels more. In the short term it hits your reward centres and releases dopamine but long term use, as with everyone who does use it, it can inhibit your bodies ability to create more dopamine mimicking some symptoms of ADHD or making ADHD worse irrespective of dose.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like my prions unfolded thank you very much.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're choices are food vans, charity kitchens and what you can buy that is cooked. Someone else's forced morality doesn't work.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's egg in pasta and bread numbnuts. Unless of course you pay extra for them...
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How the fuck do you soak lentils as well?
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And illegal giving more excuses for them to take everything you own and dump it.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
act.getup.org.au/s/jro2xrEz
act.getup.org.au
Scrap the aged care algorithm!
Can you share the campaign with your friends and family to help us reach more people? Up to half of petition signatures come from shares, so it makes a real…
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