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Wayne

@shakesfirst.bsky.social
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He/Him Aussie. Long COVID. Homeless kid and adult. Foster kid to a beautiful refugee family. Ex addict CSA & suicide survivor CPTSD ADHD No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️‍🌈♿🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 Ally. ❌DMs and porn or blocked. I swear A LOT and I do♥️ the "C" word.

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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 14h
"Trump doesn't deserve to be in this country"? Yeah, he really does. Trump is America's fault so you get to keep him.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or the AI bubble is about to...POP. Why out of nowhere are they asking for restrictions whilst not saying they shouldn't still steal content?
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scheuermann's disease like me maybe? But this is Ozempic too.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So they don't post here, but that shouldn't stop anyone. Go fucking nuts and bomb the fuck out of the Rape Apologists at best, in my opinion of course @cornelluniversity.bsky.social
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So they don't post here, but that shouldn't stop anyone. Go fucking nuts and bomb the fuck out of the Rape Apologists at best, in my opinion of course @cornelluniversity.bsky.social
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big red what @cornelluniversity.bsky.social? Tell the world that's a good image.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want to make excuses, but fuck life gets in the way. To everyone that helped with the CPAP headgear in July, I will pay you back. I thought it was going to be with 2 week online research thing I got paid for last week, nope bills. One person at a time with the least who paid first I hope?
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tired of the insta follow or insta like bot accounts showing me wounded children in Gaza. I have a crappy enough nightmare disorder thank you very much. Sometimes I get the same image in two posts from separate accounts at the same time. It's not Bsky's fault, they're taken down. Just don't like it.
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SSVDH Au @ssvdh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you can't find where your socks are after 40 years , you have a huge problem . If you can't see the butter , that's in the same place as always ,you have a huge problem If you have to ask how you can help with the household chores ,you can't
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just got bogoned. Those moths can squeeze through a window better than a wasp.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because they're not trying to slow it all down because of the bubble pop they know is coming. Costs are up, businesses are earning less and one of them will call for actual cash and not stock or promised divedends soon. share.google/BpzUVJFUlfqv...
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Nvidia unveils security platform to rein in AI agents and $150bn stock buyback
Chipmaker says new system was designed to prevent AI agents from going rogue amid incidents at top companies
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why women choose the 🐻
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean C'MON!! That's my weight mentioned twice in one day. Granted I mentioned this in a registration for the survey company, but not twice in a day you bastards.
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online survey	Study Number (Blanked out)

7 AUD
Compensation

20 Min.
Survey Length

Nov 27, 2026
Deadline
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry we facilitated a crime. Now can we face an inquiry say we will put our answers on notice and get away with it Scott free? We can, cool thank you. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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OpenAI ‘sorry and working to do better’ after hack of Medicare and other Australian government websites
Artificial intelligence firm to front parliament as it apologises to Australians for agent attack
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bumped into someone I haven't seen for quite a while and she noticed my weight gain, I talked about my long COVID and apparently ginger garlic tumeric and onion will cure me. Fuck I hate these idiots. If eating a good Indian dinner every night would cure me of course I'd be doing it. It's delicious!
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every poll has him at historic lows. How is this news anymore? share.google/lqRfanbmL8kO...
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Trump approval slips to historic low in Wall Street Journal survey
President Trump’s approval rating has fallen to a record low in Wall Street Journal polling for a president only a few weeks out from the midterms. In the new poll from the Journal, Trump’s approva…
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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Report dead birds number
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not entirely sure it's a grassroots, like mentioned in the article, campaign in one of Sydney's most exclusive suburbs and one of Australia's most expensive but still good news. It gives some hope to areas that aren't as affluent. share.google/GTzp8L5TfZp9...
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Australian developer axes Sydney suburban data centre plan after local opposition
Australia's biggest property company on Monday abandoned plans to build a data centre metres from people's homes ​in the Sydney suburbs after the proposal sparked ‌fierce local opposition.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm
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Police Officers Chase Dog
Alt: The Keystone Cops chasing a dog.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tell me he didn't go to Diddy's parties.
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Victorian Police are investigating after our 2 ASRC Catering Social Enterprise Vans were stolen. To those who have reached out asking how they can help. There’s two ways: Chip in to help cover what insurance won’t: donate.asrc.org.au Call 000 if you spot either of our ASRC Catering white vans
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Public pressure works. The Cornell 7 drugged and raped a student for seven hours. They offered her up for “free” to their entire frat house and the school made them write an essay about it. They must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Jane Doe’s courage will help secure justice:
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District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thou shalt not kill ….. people with the same skin colour as you. Everyone else is fair game. There was a bounty on us 5£ per man, 2£ per woman/child, paid on heads, literally.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at this stupid barely shaded Islamaphobic religious bullshit from The Metropolitan Baptist Church, from Sydney at a guess, that was in my letterbox. Notice it's not our flag but a corner of the Union Jack? I feel like calling them and saying look at Section 116 of our constitution dickheads.
God has blessed Australia! What other explanation is there for the incredible level of prosperity we enjoy as a nation with such a short recorded history?

With an image of the Union Jack flapping in the wind.

God has blessed Australia because it was founded on the Judeo-Christian teachings of the Bible.

Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD, Psalm 33:12

Many of our nation's forefathers adhered to the Christian faith and sought to establish biblical principles in all aspects of our life and society. Governors such as John Hunter, prime ministers including Alfred Deakin, businessmen like Robert Campbell, farmers such as Samuel Marsden and educators like Thomas Hassall were men of faith who shaped Australian life with righteous ideals. Modern Australians are the beneficiaries of these men's historic commitment to Christianity and its inherent values.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Said the person that had to put lmao at the end their post like a nervous insecure tween so we know it was supposed to be funny. "LOL" and "lmao" are not punctuation.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m devastated this morning. We have just had two of our @asrc1 social enterprise catering vans stolen. Roller door smashed. Food stolen. Safe destroyed. Staff distressed. TWO VANS LICENSE PLATES - mini vans with ASRC Catering on them Renault is 1UO2YV Peugeot is 2DW4TB
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Want to say thanks for not doing shit for accessibility with the target reticle in 007 First Light. When fatigued my vision blurs, and fatigue happens a lot, so thanks again for the royal fuck you and making the game too hard to see and play. @ioi.dk
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fried Hard? Yippee ki-yay mullet lover. Because mullet is a fish and you said fried hard....All right, I'll stop.
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Mclean
Alt: Bruce Willis as John Mclean from Die Hard blowing bubbles instead of smoking a cigarette.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Why didn’t she report her assault sooner?" Why didn’t any of the men in that group chat report it while it was happening??
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drugging and gang raping women in your charter @cornelluniversity.bsky.social?
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going to publish those 7 rapist essays @cornellupress.bsky.social?
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Cornell 7 are not an isolated anomaly... they are a symptom of a protected, widespread culture. Treating this as a one off scandal ignores the institutional machinery shielding abusers, and our collective outrage is still far too tame. Post Anything Here: InteractInk.com
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When Santa delivered my bike in 1978 he didn't ask for a tax.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking hell.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking hell.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This heartless cunt is the "left" choice @australianlabor.bsky.social? Jesus, you're fucked. www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politic...
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Inside Albanese’s factional dominance: ‘They’ve all been executed, except one’
Through brutal calculation, Anthony Albanese has achieved complete control over Labor’s faction system – a fact reflected in the party’s cautious approach to policy.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is NOT how you talk about Olivia Newton John.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All this talk of online age restrictions and controlling the algorithm, what about a Jack Black warning? It's grossly inappropriate and obscene to inflict that shit on anyone without warning!! Fun fact, his full name is Jack "Shut The Fuck Up" Black.
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More MAGA level ignorance. Total ablest cuntery.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Caturday OMG….
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Wayne @shakesfirst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You should check John Howard. He tried at every opportunity to dismantle Medicare in Australia including by stealth.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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