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Ted Maul

@shabing.bsky.social
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Investigative reporter - The Day Today, Brass Eye. Dog owner, loving husband, family man, fictional character.

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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 09/10/2026
NEWS! Government that claims to hate Sharia Law actually pretty happy to see its most violent bits implemented in America newsthump.com/2026/10/09/g...
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Government that claims to hate Sharia Law actually pretty happy to see its most violent bits implemented in America
The Trump administration, which has warned that creeping Islamic Sharia Law threatens American civilisation, has announced plans to defend that civilisation by adopting parts of Sharia law to broad…
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that Richard Dunn's at Odsal Top in Bradders?
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 02/10/2026
NEWS! Reports of Reform supporter able to pleasure woman prove false newsthump.com/2026/10/02/r...
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Reports of Reform supporter able to pleasure woman prove false
Recent reports of a man who supports the Reform Party being able to sexually pleasure a woman have, once again, proved to be false.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's 'cos he's as bent and as nine-bob note.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bit of Fireworks
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Possibility"
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crikey, just read plot snippet, and it ain't just the title that's apt. Did the author own a DeLorean, or something similar?
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Deffo "Hurrah for the Blackshirts" vibes.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 08/09/2026
NEWS! Car windows smashed 'peacefully', insist Portsmouth protesters buff.ly/mP6O92q
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Car windows smashed ‘peacefully’, insist Portsmouth protesters
The masked men protesting a migrant crossing in Portsmouth have insisted that car windows were smashed ‘peacefully’.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Nearby Glasses - Apps on Google Play
This app searches for smart glasses nearby and notifies you of their presence.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Let me just spend 2 hours and multiple messages pointing out why you're wrong about that.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 26/08/2026
NEWS! Andrew Tate is just a bloke who lies on the Internet for money, insists Andrew Tate newsthump.com/2026/08/26/a...
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Andrew Tate is just a bloke who lies on the Internet for money, insists Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate is nothing more than a bloke who lies about how rich and successful he is on the Internet in order to persuade gullible men to give him money, according to Andrew Tate.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.
The National Express 925 bus service between Woking Station and Heathrow Airport.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves theonion.com/dad-stuns-family-with-…
Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 23/08/2026
Today, we remember an important turning point in history: the abolition of the transatlantic slave trade.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
every time some 'race realist' prick brings up african IQs they're always talking about richard lynn's apartheid stats which were debunked at the time & debunked when the bell curve used them & have been debunked 100 times since. is there no limit on how many times that conversation needs to be held
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Five have commissioned an ITN documentary examining Nigel Farage’s finances: Nigel Farage: Where Does the Money Come From? airs Saturday 22nd August, 9.30pm
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If this is a film about vampires tearing the arseholes out of racists, I am absolutely down for that. Bradford cinemax, garuanteed full matinee house.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Reverse whataboutism: don't do 50 in the right hand lane of a dual carriageway with a national limit. Bell-endry, and I'm only a learner driver.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Only reason the limit is national is because not enough people have been killed on them recently to justify someone coming out and assessing it properly.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Prepare for whataboutism 😂 Ain't no way I'm doing the posted speed limit on some roads in the Dales. Our national speed limit is 60 miles an hour, and some of those roads are single track with dry stone walls half a foot off each side.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Joshua Bonehill-Paine Self-styled "nationalist, fascist, theorist and supporter of white rights” who was jailed in 2015 for antisemitic online posts.... Selected as a Tory candidate.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you need someone from Sheffield to sit in a cellar in front of 3 IKEA clocks and fil themselves spouting bollocks anytime, I'm your man.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 28/07/2026
NEWS! Rupert Lowe is the only man who can save UK from influx of immigrants, laments white man living on Caribbean island newsthump.com/2026/07/28/r...
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Rupert Lowe is the only man who can save UK from influx of immigrants, laments white man living on Caribbean island
John Cleese has insisted Restore’s Rupert Lowe is the only politician he trusts to save the UK from an influx of immigrants, all while enjoying life on a Caribbean island where he definitely …
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Guess for 1st: Bolton?
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They're very funny, very annoying and ultimately very very sad all at the same time.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow. Even Jesus got the urge from time to time to yank. DISCUSS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3WHp_bnLlI
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Microsoft is planning to build three massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but we need more voices. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
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Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!
Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I'd like to see what is meant by "develop and improve". Because if you mean "stick 150 shite semi's on a flood plain", then no.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What I take most offence to is being labelled as plummy and from London. And it's always twats with a home counties posh accent who bang on about shite like that. Fucking twats.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 08/07/2026
NEWS! Why this by-election is just 'Me vs The Establishment', by Count Binface newsthump.com/2026/07/08/w...
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Why this by-election is just ‘Me vs The Establishment’, by Count Binface
People keep asking why I’m standing in the Clacton by-election, and the answer is simple.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was just thinking that.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It goes all the way to the almost top. Get the truth now with The Haggerty Show.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Internet's fucked. Surely the omniscient yaweh knows this? 😂
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 03/07/2026
What has carried our nation forward is not the absence of challenges, but the willingness of ordinary people to meet them with hope, courage, and action. As we celebrate America’s 250th, we must continue to fight for one another, our democracy, and the promise of what we can build together.
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The News Agents @thenewsagents.co.uk · 30/06/2026
“They’ve silenced her. “This is an attempt to punish someone who spoke the truth.” The "bizarre" moment @maitlis.bsky.social is forced to ask Facebook whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams to leave the studio.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The treatment of this woman is absolutely outrageous and one of the most egregious corporate violations of free speech I've seen. I have just bought the book as a fuck you to Facebook. It's available here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/care...
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Careless People: A story of where I used to work
The number one global bestseller and Book of the Year 2025 for Audible, The Times, Cosmopolitan, The Economist and more.‘Amazing: of all the books in all the world Mr Free Speech Zuckerberg wants to b...
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 01/07/2026
NEWS! Nigel Farage calls for 'pure, cold indifference' after Raise the Colours organiser faces trial for making indecent images of children
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Nigel Farage calls for ‘pure, cold indifference’ after Raise the Colours organiser faces trial for making indecent images of children
Nigel Farage has reacted with silent indifference to the news that a member of the Raise the Colours organisation, responsible for hanging thousands of flags from lamp posts, is to stand trial for …
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
... and thats why i voted to cut health care for millions
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Babs Strozzi, gang. The most published composer of her day, far outstripping the lads. Single mother, unmarried, wildly successful. Absolute nails. But you won't hear that on the MSM.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
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GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down ...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 23/06/2026
This is Reggie. He wanted to show you how he eats watermelon. 14/10 thank you Reggie (IG: reggiethebully5)
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy 10 years of Brexit 💃💃💃
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
But trying to even say "it's a bit more complex than you think" doesn't elicit a great response 😂 Have recommended a couple of your vids to people in the derivatives realm, btw. One particularly enjoyed the NFT one.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They generally don't seem to understand what a derivative is/how its cashflows are constructed/how it's valued/how they can be sold on or off venue/in buckets. And there's no shame in that, they are *fucking* complicated.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They're an interesting lot. Spent a bit of time on a Reddit sub a couple of years ago explaining why the "gotcha" they thought they had on a dodd-frank report wasn't what they thought it was.
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Ted Maul @shabing.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It is indeed just his opinion, and opinions are like arseholes: everybody has one.
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