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kelleywillis.bsky.social @kelleywillis.bsky.social · 20h

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I won this love seat lawn chair at a work event 2 months ago. Now kicking myself for not doing this at every fall baseball game

Me sitting sideways on my love seat with my feet propped up on the arm

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ever spend too much time writing a long response to some random person on the internet, get 3/4 of the way through it and then decide “nobody gives a shit” and delete it?

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Imagine losing an 8-figure job for a DWI*. I wonder if he’ll start a gofundme *I know it’s not really because of a DWI, but still

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You can’t leave 1:42 on the clock for Deshaun Watson

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Congrats Meg, we’re proud of you!

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Real life Monkey’s Paw. I take a shortcut home from work that takes me right by Peterbilt in Denton. I’ve been trying to find an excuse to work from home tomorrow to avoid the clusterfuck. 3p: wife texts me to tell me she’s picking up our son from school bc he’s throwing up WFH tomorrow 👊🏽👊🏽

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If y’all missed it, A&M messed up and posted this image, a clean canvas. Xhitter is having fun. I included my two favorites

A view of Kyle Field with blank white end zones, with the caption “new end zone design loading”

The end zones now say “Colin Simmons pissed here”

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I thought this was a funny post, I didn’t even notice it was from the idiot himself

A Facebook post from Eric Schmitt says “who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?”

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Little league game tonight and there’s literally a player named McGuffin on the other team. He got forced out at home. Seems appropriate.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Does Crime Radar go off when there’s a pedophile in the area or only if they live there? Asking for a friend

A pedophile is coming to visit a factory 15 miles from my house

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ReciMe is a great app to save recipes. But they just took it up a notch.

Step 2 says Add the fajita seasoning and lime juice, then mixy mixy motherfucker

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just a yearly reminder of what we used to have

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok, I did the chart and was surprised that every Cowboys Super Bowl win was during a Democratic governor’s term Except SB XXX, but everyone knows that was Ann Richards’s team, any of 500 governors could’ve won with that team.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is not going to be good for my ADHD brain because now I have to make an excel file of governors and Cowboys SB wins since 1960, even though I know it’s a joke

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"No," said George. "No, Rowdy. I ain't mad. I never been mad, an' I ain't now. That's a thing I want ya to know."

George from Of Mice and Men stands behind Rowdy, the Cowboys mascot

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Could’ve just done that a minute ago and left some time on the clock

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Barham’s trying to make up for every Michigan player Dallas has taken in the last 5 years.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MAGA: We don’t like like our halftime shows in Spanish NFL: Fuck you, we’ll make him gay too

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t know what’s going on in TB but I like it

Vikings defense has 10 points in the 1st quarter when their expected points is at 7.28

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Texas and Houston’s magic numbers are both 2 right now

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Denmark is trolling Trump.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oklahoma just realized they’re not playing Texas

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All signs are pointing to OU routing Texas in two weeks. #eternalpessimist

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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[Max Scherzer, walking into John Schneider’s office] “i think you already know that I will not hesitate to scream at my own child.”

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why does the Tennessee band insist on playing “New Slaves” the entire game?

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That was a bullshit call, not that you would know since they didn’t bother to replay it. Whatever, it goes both ways.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok, Simmons is making up for it a little

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Look at Dale out here getting 2.6m views in a month, 12 years later

A video of Dale Hansen’s Michael Sam segment has been reposted on TikTok and has gotten 2.6 million views in about a month

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Simulating using the restroom? That wasn’t on my bingo card.

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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

smh you think you know someone...

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Couldn’t have scripted the audio difficulties any better, just as they were talking about comms issues with the secret service

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Homecoming vs Carrollton Ranchview tonight. I just counted Ranchviews players as they ran on the field. They have 24 players. On a 4A1 team. This is going to be a massacre. I predict running clock for the 2nd half.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This guy wants everyone to think he’s reading Joyce but he’s actually on his phone.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Providence is hands down the worst airport I’ve ever been in. And I’ve been to Charlotte. This is not helping.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gronk has not made an appearance all day. I’m sorely disappointed

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can put Worcester, MA in the list of places I have no interest in living. Maybe it’s just the street the hotel is on but it was sirens and revving engines all night long. On a Wednesday. And everyone has Boston accents.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dear mom and dad, Bragging camp is going well. Wish you were here.

The temperature in Worcester, MA, which is currently 57° and about 60° lower than Texas

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m assuming Trump-Dealey Plaza is next. Or he’ll rename it the 47th Floor Museum.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyone started making Furry Body Inspector shirts yet?

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wanted to repost so many of these but I’ll just suggest the entire thread instead. I’m still looking at the Democrats like I do the Cowboys. I’ll eventually get my hopes up but fully expect disappointment

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Drew @cheesetonics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I fucking love our new neighborhood

"There's some horrors in this house" sign with a slutty ghost, pumpkin, and mummy.

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Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Pray for me, time for my flight that’s going to end with an AI assisted air traffic controller

A loading board for a flight to Washington DC

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