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My memory is fucking with me since I remember saying "Fuck you, Royal Farms and your asshole fake turn lane" but apparently it's a Parker's Kitchen that I swear has the exact same logo coloring and font

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, but no idea they had chicken. They were mostly memorable due to having a forced right turn into their parking lot right before the right turn at an intersection I needed to take outside Savannah GA

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry to hear that, Jordan. Whoever grabs you next will get one of the best in the business.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I did a thing and got married to my 2 husbands today.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting fucking married in like... 2 hours

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The map is available as a steam workshop item, free to anyone who owns the game on that platform steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

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Steam Workshop::Live from Nsburg

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Chris Bednar @foxmar320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am so glad this stream went well! Was so nervous I messed something up with the Steam Workshop collection or the custom rules. Glad everyone had fun but the star of the show was the amazing Nsburg map made by @sgormf.bsky.social

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm glad you had fun playing on it!

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is personal growth. Embrace the cringe & typos 😁 If nothing else it means your post will get rejected from most LLM training sets 🥹

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm going to imagine you don't stop and confuse the heck out of the hubby one day in the near future.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's so cute that out conductor thinks anyone here can sing quieter than Forte.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hallucination is a stupid way to say "buggy software"

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I want to fucking ban sports betting from the home screen of my TV

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Every day we use EPIC we stray further from the goddesses' light

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Choral director: "Just pretend there aren't any fireworks" 🤣

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I could use a nap. My nap could also use a nap.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Please see video attachment for my feelings on the matter. Signed, respectfully, a random internet person

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Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: Wow Woah Reaction

Alt: Chris Pratt making a very excited o face

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Shapeless Ink (but spooky) @shapelessink.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Finally got to touching up probably the most popular doodle I've ever done, lmao. Wonder if this would work as a bookmark?

Cartoon image of an anthropomorphic sheep holding a gun, pointing it at the viewer. She says "Get writing, bitch. Infinite worlds cry out to be born and you are to be a God."

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If there was ever any doubt, they are yours

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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hoooooly shit

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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026

hard to believe sometimes but i still think evil people are also capable of dying

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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

True but cannot overlook the cohort of computer guys who are trying to get revenge on the female teacher that was unimpressed by them in high school English class.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Tech that dehumanizes my life can gtfo.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

These things are the "tell me you didn't want kids without telling me you didn't want kids" of the current times

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

So far we've had one contract about the campsite. Hopeful he'll like it and want to buy it after seeing things tomorrow

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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hey heads up im not going to be normal about this

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

No dry heaving today, but more extreme bathroom related side effects has me struggling to-stay focused even with a switch to sugar-containing hydration drinks. No appetite, yet craving the experience of food.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I hear you, friend. Let me just put this down and know you're always welcome to talk. *sets down a Fluffernutter sammich*

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

☹️ Oh no, I'm sorry Seri

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Thought I was ok last night. Felt fine after a single piece of cheese pizza with the grease dabbed off. This morning dry heaves for an hour and a struggle to keep ice chips down. Nobody I know had it this bad going on this medication

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Optimization for a company just means more time for more backlog tasks.

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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Sunset Walk - original 18x24” painting and prints available. Timed edition print. Orders only available between 8/10 and 8/15. Edition size will be determined by how many are sold within that window. Prints are 16x20” - Printable area of 14x18” with a 1” boarder all around.

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I also have to be on this or risk scarring my liver so I guess I get to be lightheaded, on the cusp of vomiting, and shitting constantly for the foreseeable future

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Sgörmf @sgormf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I started a glp-1 injection last week and so far my body fucking hates this. I haven't had more than a cup of oatmeal since Saturday and even the 2 nutrition shakes burp up for HOURS afterward like I'm some kind of overfed baby. Making stir fry vegetables last week was the worst idea of my life

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