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S. Goodpaster

@sgoodpaster.bsky.social
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wife, mother, college student, scrum master, game dev, vr gamer, retro gamer, anti-fascist, cat enthusiast, 3d printing enthusiast, ttrpg enthusiast 🏳️‍🌈

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 16h
A New York prosecutor has reopened an investigation into gang rape allegations at a Cornell University fraternity in response to a lawsuit filed by a woman who says she was sexually assaulted in 2024 by seven students after being plied with alcohol and drugs.
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Help me out, Bluesky WoW players! (Please) I want to switch over to WoW Forever on launch, but most of my retail guildies will not be going. I want to find a guild that is going to be LGBTQ friendly, anti-bigotry, anti-racism etc. however I don’t quite know how to connect with one. Thoughts?
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Post a random horror GIF
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The Raven: Tapping at My Chamber Door
Alt: The Raven: Tapping at My Chamber Door
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lucas Barton's Power Glove from The Wizard
ALT: Lucas Barton's Power Glove from The Wizard
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If AI is going to kill me, please let it at least dress like Rosie the Robot first and clean my house. #nocomingbackfromthis
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 27/09/2026
OpenAI said it has paused training of its latest artificial intelligence models as reports of AI agents going rogue mount.
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OpenAI pauses training of latest models after agents probed US government sites in unexpected ways
OpenAI announced it has halted development of its latest artificial intelligence models hours after it disclosed its agents scouring federal government website acted in unexpected ways that suggest a lack of control.
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's an animated GIF that makes you laugh every time
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Dog in Shark Costume on Robot Vacuum
ALT: Dog in Shark Costume on Robot Vacuum
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Individuals convicted of a felony should be ineligible to serve in Congress, on the Supreme Court, as President or Vice President, or in any Cabinet-level appointed position. This needs to be fixed immediately and irrevocably after the current set of scumbags get scraped out of the Oval office.
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. #dadjoke #jokes #pun
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky
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NPR @npr.org · 24/09/2026
Coral reefs are under threat right now due to abnormally warm ocean temperatures. Scientists are studying the healthiest reefs in the world in search of ways to help all reefs with climate change. n.pr/3Vs2gFB
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There are still nearly pristine coral reefs. They're a blueprint for coral restoration
Coral reefs are under threat right now due to abnormally warm ocean temperatures. Scientists are studying the healthiest reefs in the world in search of ways to help all reefs with climate change.
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IOI is coming for us. #readyplayerone
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NPR @npr.org · 23/09/2026
Fears are growing that President Trump may deploy the U.S. military to polling places in the upcoming elections, despite strict state and federal laws against such a move. n.pr/4hHjVBR
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There's growing concern that Trump may deploy the National Guard ahead of elections
Fears are growing that President Trump may deploy the U.S. military to polling places in the upcoming elections, despite strict state and federal laws against such a move.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026
A six-year-old Chinese girl has set a new women's world record by solving Rubik’s cubes at an average pace of just over four seconds per cube.
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wowforevernews @wowforevernews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't forget to cast your vote for your Main class for wow forever launch! wowforevernews.com/census
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this post your favorite Disney character
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Agatha Harkness Unleashes Witchcraft Magic
Alt: Agatha Harkness Unleashes Witchcraft Magic
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song
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Adventures Of The Gummi Bears Zummi
ALT: Adventures Of The Gummi Bears Zummi
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drop some chains
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Sigmaknight in Full Armor in the Woods
ALT: Sigmaknight in Full Armor in the Woods
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've never been much for country music, but with so many openly queer artists breaking into the industry lately, I might find a bit more room for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWbl...
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Lydia Von Hof - On My Way There (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by LydiaVonHofVEVO
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My condolences to those who, like me, are in a bit of mourning to find out that Mitch is still here with us… Sigh. Never any good news. *kicks rocks* 😞
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie. #dadjoke #humour #pun
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Absolutely. Beautiful. youtu.be/xXaXYxcbA6A?...
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World of Warcraft: Forever | New Horizons | Cinematic Trailer
YouTube video by World of Warcraft
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? #dadjoke #punny #humour
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On Tuesday morning, September 1, 2026, César Cepeda Gomez was taken by ICE. César lawfully entered the United States and has a pending asylum case, yet he now faces prolonged detention, and the possibility of deportation despite having no criminal record. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ce...
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Donate to Support César Cepeda Gomez, organized by Lyndsi Thompson
On Tuesday morning, September 1, 2026, César Cepeda Gomez was taken by ICE from the parkin… Lyndsi Thompson needs your support for Support César Cepeda Gomez
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old.
movie poster for the movie 12 monkeys. poster is red with white and yellow text. top in yellow: bruce willis, madeleine stowe, brad pitt. middle shows twelve monkyes in a circle as the outer ring of a clock. middle showers a larger monkey. underneath shows the words a terry gilliam film, twelve monkeys, the future is history.
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Drop some books
Movie still from In the Mouth of Madness. Image shows a repeating set of the same book, "The Hobb's End Horror" by author Sutter Cane.
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The game between the NY Heights and the San Fran Firebells tonight was EPIC! 🎉 ⚾ #wpbl #womensprobaseball #firebells #nyheights #baseball @wpbl.bsky.social
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Baseball Girls Baseball
Alt: Purple background with logo that rocks left to right and back again. Logo is of a large W with a baseball bat in the middle. Arched across the top of the W are the words WOMEN'S PRO BASEBALL LEAGUE. Under the W is the words SAN FRANCISCO.
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dear MMORPG makers, When I want to read about the lore involved in the world, I *never* want to hear it from an unreliable narrator. Don't give it to me from the perspective of someone who doesn't understand the full picture. That is disappointing and exhausting. #mmorpg #gamedesign #lore
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite! #dadjoke #pun #jokesky
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What do you call a computer that dances? A disco drive. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem. #dadjoke #pun #jokesky
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Racoon Park
Pic of a raccoon, above it text says “name a band but change one of the words to ‘raccoon’”
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Drop some HAIRDOS
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Europe - The Final Countdown Music Video
Alt: Europe - The Final Countdown Music Video
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your music taste with only three artists - Maroon 5 - Garbage - Sting
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky! Who has two thumbs and is ready for jury duty selection?? This gal! 👍👍 😴😴💤
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Brandon Engelman @mr2600.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yty...
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A Walkable ASCII Cyberpunk City in One HTML File
YouTube video by Grow Now! Games
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What's your favorite song about the rain? (Quelle est votre chanson préférée sur la pluie?) Phil Collins - I wish it would rain down (1989) www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcY3...
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Phil Collins - I Wish It Would Rain Down (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Phil Collins
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Drop some giant monster/robot/whatever
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Cthulhu Rises Cutulubr
Alt: A gray and cloudy morning at a sea shore surrounded by dark rock and sand. Cthulhu, a large winged creature with a tentacle covered face, rises out of the ocean and moves quickly towards the camera.
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess wrong answers only
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Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Alt: Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Young woman with long blonde hair and a red shirt twirling a wooden stake in a messy indoor space that includes fairy lights and graffiti on the walls.
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Mantis Games - Deck of Haunts 🎃 @mantisgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Deck of Haunts is on Sale! If you still have friends and/or family that maybe wanted a haunted domain but were still on edge because of the price, now is the time. 55% Discount! store.steampowered.com/app/3179730/...
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Save 55% on Deck of Haunts on Steam
Deck of Haunts invites you to become a malevolent Haunted House. Lure humans into your cursed halls, manipulate their fears, and drain their essence to grow your power. Use strategy to build your mans...
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Dr. Zachary Rubin @rubinallergy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vaccines remain one of the greatest lifesaving achievements in human history and no executive order can change the evidence.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/08/2026
Antiques Roadshow xkcd.com/3281/
Comic. [Two people with tiny star floating above display on table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Now, your grandmother said this was a relic low-mass population III star, from the first generation of stars. Unfortunately, the high iron content shows that it formed much later, after several rounds of supernovas. I’m afraid it’s a population I star. PERSON 2: Aw, darn. Well, it still has sentimental value. [banner for Antiques Roadshow]
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Elvira @therealelvira.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Win a trip to grab a drink with me at Galaxy Con in Raleigh, NC for Nightmare Weekend this October 🎃 Includes VIP Con passes, meet the cast of the film, ‘Elvira: Mistress of the Dark’ at our reunion, awesome ELVIRA merch and more! Help support Save The Chimps Enter to win at: fandiem.com/elvira
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Win a Trip to Join Cassandra “Elvira” Peterson for a Drink at GalaxyCon’s Nightmare Weekend + Meet the Cast of Elvira: Mistress of The Dark
Grab a drink with Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) and celebrate an unforgettable cast reunion at Nightmare Weekend Raleigh! One lucky winner and...
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Benj Edwards @benjedwards.com · 11/08/2026
When the Earth crashes into the expanding Sun, I believe mankind will look back and realize its greatest invention was the Oreo cookie
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff. #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes
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S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post your favorite Muppet wrong answers only
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Hello Jigsaw
ALT: Hello Jigsaw
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Bill Breedlove @nbdyuknow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🍜🍜🍜
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