Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 16hA New York prosecutor has reopened an investigation into gang rape allegations at a Cornell University fraternity in response to a lawsuit filed by a woman who says she was sexually assaulted in 2024 by seven students after being plied with alcohol and drugs. 711236
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Help me out, Bluesky WoW players! (Please) I want to switch over to WoW Forever on launch, but most of my retail guildies will not be going. I want to find a guild that is going to be LGBTQ friendly, anti-bigotry, anti-racism etc. however I don’t quite know how to connect with one. Thoughts? 021
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes 1102
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Post a random horror GIFstatic.klipy.comThe Raven: Tapping at My Chamber DoorAlt: The Raven: Tapping at My Chamber Door 130
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comLucas Barton's Power Glove from The WizardALT: Lucas Barton's Power Glove from The Wizard 220
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If AI is going to kill me, please let it at least dress like Rosie the Robot first and clean my house. #nocomingbackfromthis 020
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 27/09/2026OpenAI said it has paused training of its latest artificial intelligence models as reports of AI agents going rogue mount.bit.lyOpenAI pauses training of latest models after agents probed US government sites in unexpected waysOpenAI announced it has halted development of its latest artificial intelligence models hours after it disclosed its agents scouring federal government website acted in unexpected ways that suggest a lack of control. 2610349
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What's an animated GIF that makes you laugh every timestatic.klipy.comDog in Shark Costume on Robot VacuumALT: Dog in Shark Costume on Robot Vacuum 120
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Individuals convicted of a felony should be ineligible to serve in Congress, on the Supreme Court, as President or Vice President, or in any Cabinet-level appointed position. This needs to be fixed immediately and irrevocably after the current set of scumbags get scraped out of the Oval office. 230
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. #dadjoke #jokes #pun 092
Reposted by S. Goodpasterweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106382505
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky 062
Reposted by S. GoodpasterNPR @npr.org · 24/09/2026Coral reefs are under threat right now due to abnormally warm ocean temperatures. Scientists are studying the healthiest reefs in the world in search of ways to help all reefs with climate change. n.pr/3Vs2gFBn.prThere are still nearly pristine coral reefs. They're a blueprint for coral restorationCoral reefs are under threat right now due to abnormally warm ocean temperatures. Scientists are studying the healthiest reefs in the world in search of ways to help all reefs with climate change. 421343
Reposted by S. GoodpasterNPR @npr.org · 23/09/2026Fears are growing that President Trump may deploy the U.S. military to polling places in the upcoming elections, despite strict state and federal laws against such a move. n.pr/4hHjVBRn.prThere's growing concern that Trump may deploy the National Guard ahead of electionsFears are growing that President Trump may deploy the U.S. military to polling places in the upcoming elections, despite strict state and federal laws against such a move. 35309138
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026A six-year-old Chinese girl has set a new women's world record by solving Rubik’s cubes at an average pace of just over four seconds per cube. 1838080
Reposted by S. Goodpasterwowforevernews @wowforevernews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Don't forget to cast your vote for your Main class for wow forever launch! wowforevernews.com/census 011
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you see this post your favorite Disney characterstatic.klipy.comAgatha Harkness Unleashes Witchcraft MagicAlt: Agatha Harkness Unleashes Witchcraft Magic 131
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme songstatic.klipy.comAdventures Of The Gummi Bears ZummiALT: Adventures Of The Gummi Bears Zummi 240
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Drop some chainsstatic.klipy.comSigmaknight in Full Armor in the WoodsALT: Sigmaknight in Full Armor in the Woods 120
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've never been much for country music, but with so many openly queer artists breaking into the industry lately, I might find a bit more room for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWbl...youtube.comLydia Von Hof - On My Way There (Official Music Video)YouTube video by LydiaVonHofVEVO 010
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My condolences to those who, like me, are in a bit of mourning to find out that Mitch is still here with us… Sigh. Never any good news. *kicks rocks* 😞 220
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie. #dadjoke #humour #pun 141
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Absolutely. Beautiful. youtu.be/xXaXYxcbA6A?...youtu.beWorld of Warcraft: Forever | New Horizons | Cinematic TrailerYouTube video by World of Warcraft 010
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? #dadjoke #punny #humour 271
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026On Tuesday morning, September 1, 2026, César Cepeda Gomez was taken by ICE. César lawfully entered the United States and has a pending asylum case, yet he now faces prolonged detention, and the possibility of deportation despite having no criminal record. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ce...gofundme.comDonate to Support César Cepeda Gomez, organized by Lyndsi ThompsonOn Tuesday morning, September 1, 2026, César Cepeda Gomez was taken by ICE from the parkin… Lyndsi Thompson needs your support for Support César Cepeda Gomez 110
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old. 130
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The game between the NY Heights and the San Fran Firebells tonight was EPIC! 🎉 ⚾ #wpbl #womensprobaseball #firebells #nyheights #baseball @wpbl.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comBaseball Girls BaseballAlt: Purple background with logo that rocks left to right and back again. Logo is of a large W with a baseball bat in the middle. Arched across the top of the W are the words WOMEN'S PRO BASEBALL LEAGUE. Under the W is the words SAN FRANCISCO. 050
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dear MMORPG makers, When I want to read about the lore involved in the world, I *never* want to hear it from an unreliable narrator. Don't give it to me from the perspective of someone who doesn't understand the full picture. That is disappointing and exhausting. #mmorpg #gamedesign #lore 040
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite! #dadjoke #pun #jokesky 181
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What do you call a computer that dances? A disco drive. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes 261
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem. #dadjoke #pun #jokesky 061
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Drop some HAIRDOSstatic.klipy.comEurope - The Final Countdown Music VideoAlt: Europe - The Final Countdown Music Video 140
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes 083
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Describe your music taste with only three artists - Maroon 5 - Garbage - Sting 230
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Good morning Bluesky! Who has two thumbs and is ready for jury duty selection?? This gal! 👍👍 😴😴💤 020
Reposted by S. GoodpasterBrandon Engelman @mr2600.bsky.social · 14/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yty...youtube.comA Walkable ASCII Cyberpunk City in One HTML FileYouTube video by Grow Now! Games 031
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What's your favorite song about the rain? (Quelle est votre chanson préférée sur la pluie?) Phil Collins - I wish it would rain down (1989) www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcY3...youtube.comPhil Collins - I Wish It Would Rain Down (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Phil Collins 340
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Drop some giant monster/robot/whateverstatic.klipy.comCthulhu Rises CutulubrAlt: A gray and cloudy morning at a sea shore surrounded by dark rock and sand. Cthulhu, a large winged creature with a tentacle covered face, rises out of the ocean and moves quickly towards the camera. 230
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Post your favorite Disney princess wrong answers onlystatic.klipy.comBuffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire SlayerAlt: Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Young woman with long blonde hair and a red shirt twirling a wooden stake in a messy indoor space that includes fairy lights and graffiti on the walls. 231
Reposted by S. GoodpasterMantis Games - Deck of Haunts 🎃 @mantisgames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Deck of Haunts is on Sale! If you still have friends and/or family that maybe wanted a haunted domain but were still on edge because of the price, now is the time. 55% Discount! store.steampowered.com/app/3179730/...store.steampowered.comSave 55% on Deck of Haunts on SteamDeck of Haunts invites you to become a malevolent Haunted House. Lure humans into your cursed halls, manipulate their fears, and drain their essence to grow your power. Use strategy to build your mans... 033
Reposted by S. GoodpasterDr. Zachary Rubin @rubinallergy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Vaccines remain one of the greatest lifesaving achievements in human history and no executive order can change the evidence. 803987934
Reposted by S. GoodpasterRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/08/2026Antiques Roadshow xkcd.com/3281/ 244041533
Reposted by S. GoodpasterElvira @therealelvira.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Win a trip to grab a drink with me at Galaxy Con in Raleigh, NC for Nightmare Weekend this October 🎃 Includes VIP Con passes, meet the cast of the film, ‘Elvira: Mistress of the Dark’ at our reunion, awesome ELVIRA merch and more! Help support Save The Chimps Enter to win at: fandiem.com/elvirafandiem.comWin a Trip to Join Cassandra “Elvira” Peterson for a Drink at GalaxyCon’s Nightmare Weekend + Meet the Cast of Elvira: Mistress of The DarkGrab a drink with Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) and celebrate an unforgettable cast reunion at Nightmare Weekend Raleigh! One lucky winner and... 417319
Reposted by S. GoodpasterBenj Edwards @benjedwards.com · 11/08/2026When the Earth crashes into the expanding Sun, I believe mankind will look back and realize its greatest invention was the Oreo cookie 161
Reposted by S. GoodpasterThe Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff. #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes 051
S. Goodpaster @sgoodpaster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Post your favorite Muppet wrong answers onlystatic.klipy.comHello JigsawALT: Hello Jigsaw 240