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Jenifer Hope

@sfjenifer.bsky.social
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Joyful Traveler. Eternal Optimist. Mother of cats and humans. Happiest when 30+ feet underwater. Tangler of yarn. Southerner in love with snow. I frequently post random rants in the ALT text.

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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Woke up to a text from my daughter. “just submitted my final assignment ever [sic]” UCSC Graduation is Saturday, and I’m giddy with excitement.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My husband’s three favorite words: Some Assembly Required.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Scientists have captured the first confirmed video of an Antarctic Gonate Squid! Should be a gift article.
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This Elusive Antarctic Squid Was Seen for the First Time
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Schrödinger is helping protect the coffee. Bebita is lurking just off camera to the left.
I am wearing polkadot pajamas with a cup of coffee, balanced on my lap. Schrodinger The Self-Boxing Cat is laying on the white sheets to my right. His ears are slightly back because he is warning Ballena Bebita Bestia Infernal not to jump onto the bed and knock over the coffee.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
My Bebita doesn’t like it when we leave.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Caturday is not off to a good start at The Hope House. They did not appreciate their mani-pedi time. No photos because they’re mad at me.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Vindicated! Should be a gift article. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/02/w...
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That Cup of Coffee May Have a Longer-Term Perk
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
You know you want to be here. Join me and others for this celebration of the best Internet radio.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Outrageous ktla.com/news/local-n...
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Southern California boy detained by ICE at immigration hearing
Concerned teachers and community members are rallying together to help a Southern California fourth grader after he was detained by immigration officials. Martir Garcia Lara is a student at Torranc…
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Last weekend I taught the husband about greige; now he cannot unsee it.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
a bear walking upright, away from a trail cameraa skinny bear standing up on its hind legs, rummaging through a picnic areaa skinny bear with rangy, ape-like proportions, walking on all foursa mangy bear digging out a stump
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
A kitten of leisure.
Ballena Bebita Beastia Infernal, a tortie-tabby femail cat, reclining on a silvery blue tête-à-tête with berry-red pillows. She is reclining to the viewer’s left with all four paws facing the viewer.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Babita was chilling in her box when she suddenly zoomed to the sliding glass door. Something was out there. Sure enough, she had pointed out one of our local trash pandas out back. No photos because it was night. She was a bit freaked.
A tortie-tabby female hiding under my white sheets.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
One of the things I miss the most about working was marching in the SF Pride parade with my coworkers.
Two SF MUPPIES in a large crowd marching in the San Francisco Pride parade sometime around 2014 or 2015. The man on the left has on light brown sunglasses, and his hair is short and red. The woman on the left is me. My longish red hair is pulled away from my face, and I am wearing oversized pink sunglasses. A translucent rainbow (red on top) is overlaid on our photo.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A lazy Caturday afternoon after wild adventures last night. The resident 15-year-old left the front door open all night. Bebita roamed who knows where for who knows how long. Husband found her without a collar and with a very poofed tail this morning.
A very naughty tortie-tabby female looks at the viewer with guilt in her eyes. Does she feel remorse? Absolutely not!

The black tuxedo male on the viewer’s right, regards us with the eyes of someone who says, “See! I was a good boy!”

Both cats are lying on a dark blue fluffy blanket. The female on the left is curled to the left, and she faces the viewer. The tuxedo male is curled to the right, and he faces the viewer.

In the background, one can see a beautiful, bright blue San Francisco sky.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s short for Space XPlode
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Thwarted again.
A tortie-tabby female lays on my lap and my knitting project. Her orange “escaped convict” collar is visible. Her head is to the viewer’s left, and her body is parallel to my legs. All pointing away from the viewer.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
5.2 miles up to the top of the local mountain and then back. Gosh am I tired!
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
There is an old SF tradition of dressing crazy & knocking around nerf balls with golf clubs the Sunday before Memorial Day. This year I got to hold Chi Sia’s leash!
Weirdo wearing a rainbow skirt, a black turtle neck, hand knitted white silk stockings, and a hand knitted green sweater draped around her shoulders. I am wearing my trademark pink sunglasses. I am holding Chi Sai to the viewer’s right. 

The glory of North Beach, San Francisco, CA is in the background. I ❤️ SF!
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It’s that time of year again, @g-na.bsky.social!
A large queen bumblebee with two males. One male is on her thorax, and the other male is helping her ensure the survival of their species.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
What is this world coming to when I agree with **Steve Bannon** of all people? www.thedailybeast.com/membership/?...
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The Daily Beast
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Peek-a-boo!
A tortie-tabby female cat peeks out from a white comforter while laying on a blueish teal sheet. Her left eye & left ear (along with her beautifully outlined nose) are visible to the viewer. One can also see the splotchy-striped pattern on her back and left haunch.
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Wait for it! A nurse shark parts a school of shiny jack crevalles 🩺🦈🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 #jackcrevalle #nurseshark #sharksofcoralcity #shark #jacks #shiny #staghorn #elkhorn #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 23/05/2025
NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER. Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Just did a quick clean out of the fridge. How many partially filled jars of crappy snickers strawberry jam do we really need? (I know the correct answer is none. Someone in the house likes PB&Js as an occasional treat, and my homemade jam wasn’t bringing the nostalgia.)
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Toxic @toxic.sf.ca.us · 18/05/2025
"Okay, just asked my kid what the version of 'OK, Boomer' was for Gen Xers." He said "It's still 'OK, Boomer,' because pretending your generation doesn't really exist is what drives them crazy." And all I can say is... Ouch. But this is quite on the nose.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
SomaFM’s been cool for 25 years now. You know you want one of these cool T-shirts. And yes, they do have women’s cut shirts.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It is once again that time of the year when my fancy turns to eating as many cherries as possible without making myself too sick.
A plate of ripe California-grown cherries. Cherries I will not share with anyone. My cherries! ALL MINE!!!!
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
There are only a few hard & fast rules in The Hope House: cleanup after yourself, no outside shoes inside, and Churu must be given promptly every morning.
A male tuxedo cat standing on a hardwood floor. He faces the viewers’ right with his tail curled slightly as it points left. He is licking a white rectangular IKEA plate from his auntie Laura. There is a slight smudge of Churu on that plate. Not much, but he’ll be damned if he won’t get every last bit. A female tortie-tabby cat looks over her right shoulder as she sits on her haunches. Her face is directly towards the viewer. Her long tail is pointed towards the bottom left of the frame. 

She was watching to see is Schrödinger, the male tuxedo, had left her any Churu on his plate. He had NOT!
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
That’s my girl right there!
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Research shows us time & time again that building community, helping others, having a human connection is the key to long term happiness. Happy to be able to help a friend in need today. I got you, girlfriend.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Caterday like a boss.
A tortie-tabby is hidden under a grey object. Lurking in the shadow with only a small portion of her right paw in the sunlight. The deck planks are orange squares below her. This black boy cat is really a tuxedo, but one cannot see his white tie while he’s tucked into a counterclockwise “C” shape under the orange table in the bright sunlight.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Silly girl!
Tortie -tabby girl cat lounging on a blue bed covering. She lays in a “C” shape. Her right ear is turned inside out. She does the frequently while bathing.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It’s hard to be knittin’ when your lap’s full of kitten.
Ballena Bebita, a tortie-tabby female cat sits on my lap. She is sniffing the knitting in my right hand. Her orange collar is visible. 

I’m glad orange looks good on her. It shows she is an indoor-only cat. She has to stay indoors. She has no fear, and she is an escape artist. And the raccoons in SF are ENORMOUS!  And they will kill a kitten. So no outside without the leash.
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Cari Luna @cariluna.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Need a little afternoon pickmeup? Here you go.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I finished knitting the Worsted Ripple Crop Top by Jessie Maed; however, mine is not cropped, and I knitted it in DK weight yarn. It hasn’t been washed or blocked. And I’m planning to dip-dye it with an ombré effect – scarlet to dark purple.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The federal government is making lists of Jews. At Barnard College. In 2025. theintercept.com/2025/04/23/t...
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Trump Administration Texted College Professors’ Personal Phones to Ask If They’re Jewish
“Barnard was not given advance notice of this outreach,” the college’s general counsel wrote in an email to faculty.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The Husband wasn’t playing with Bebita fast enough.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
When she likes you, she reaches out to keep a paw on you.
A tortie-tabby female reaches out her right front paw to touch her “brother” cat, a mostly black tuxedo.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Someone is looks quite annoyed on this #WhiskersWednesday.
A tortie-tabby female cat. Breed: Imported Shorthair. She is glaring at the viewer with her ears down & back – not quite flattened. 

Why is she annoyed, you as? Perhaps it is because she was just squirted with a water bottle. Perhaps it is because she cannot reach the crane flies outside. Perhaps it is because mommy is knitting and not paying enough attention to her. Perhaps it is because mommy tried to pay attention to her, but pulled the hand back before she could properly sink her teeth into the hand. Few things make Ballena Bebita Bestia Infernal as happy as biting mommy‘s hand. Perhaps she’s unhappy with the vacuuming robot trying to vacuum the litter *she* scattered everywhere. 

Who knows? She’s a cat.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
“No, Mommy, I am not getting up. I know your To Do list is empty.”
  A Tortie-tabby female cat is laying in my lap. Her head is pointed towards the viewer, and her right paw is curled in a cute fashion. her tail is wrapped around her tucked-in hind leg. She is laying on my white cotton bathrobe, painted with pink, yellow, and blue flowers.

OK Siri, why do you not believe in the Oxford comma? Wait. Why are you deleting all of the commas? What the hell is wrong with you? You would be much more useful if you did not edit my stated punctuation. Stoopid AI.
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Stephen Hope @oddity.org · 14/04/2025
Coexistence.
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Oh what a day! A lovely not quite full moon in The Castro. Shit news at home. Wonderful cats providing love. I just need pats on my head telling me it’s OK.
Three palm trees lit from below. Behind them are Edwardian houses (NOT VICTORIAN!!!!) Behind the middle palm tree is a hint of the moon 1 day from full. A cat. Tortie-tabby she is. Giving attitude. Mostly because I called her name while she was looking at birds.
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Chillits @chillits.org · 12/04/2025
Fellow chillionaires! We're currently accepting music submissions for 2025! Link available at chillits.org, get em in before 5/11
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Chillits
Ambient music festival in a campout setting. Sep 12-14, 2025 @ Black Oak Ranch in Laytonville, CA.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Welp, got an answer to this question: Apparently the answer is no tariffs are being collected. Trump broke the system www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/c...
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
OK. Enough doomscrolling the news for now. Spanish practice and then a three-needle bind off for the shoulder seams on the Ripple (not-so) Crop Top. Here is an old photo of Beloved Otto Von Sweetums for my friends to enjoy.
My massive baby, Beloved Otto Von Sweetums. Otto was an enormous, 23 pound, mostly Siamese cat. In this photo, his left paw is draped over my daughter’s Domo plushie. Otto appears to be giving the viewer a sly look. His baby blue eyes are mere slits in his face. Both cat and plushy are on top of a plaid blanket.

For the uninitiated, “Beloved” is added to the pet’s name when he or she dies.

This photo causes my daughter no end of giggle-fits to this very day. Turns out that Domo Kahn was horribly afraid of cats. She titled this photo “Domo’s Nightmare.” Photo taken around Summer 2012.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
They fired your park ranger and your cancer doctor to build gulags
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Jenifer Hope @sfjenifer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Look what my friend did!
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