Reposted by Alice's BreastaurantTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026gn 1375476 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For the people defending Jacob Geller, the difference between him and the Cornell 7 is that they think the essays Jacob wrote were good enough. 0689 0
Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026But you don't ask with respect, you don't offer friendship; you don't even think to call me Mommy 000 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The plural of "octopus" ought to be "octoplus." In this essay I will 000 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 25/08/2025PWEASE TELL ME WHY "Because of the Panama Playlists, Vice President JD Vance may forever be linked to the Backstreet Boys’ 'I Want It That Way.' Mr. Vance did not return a request for comment (and who can blame him)." share.google/ymVZyofshFSv...share.google 020 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 14/08/2025WIRED WERE THE EYES OF A HORSE ON A MECH PILOT / ONE THAT SMILED WHEN SHE FLEW OVER THE BAY 000 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 03/08/2025@jessiegender.bsky.social I've been listening to your Andor videos on Nebula for the last day or so, and I wanted to thank you for producing the most insightful and thorough read on the series I've come across. 130 0
Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 29/07/2025A man can't stand in the same river twice, it's not the same river, and she's not a man 010 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Oh my god. I googled him this morning to see if he was still alive, and he was, and then I worked an eight hour shift. 231 0
Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 24/07/2025In before a future where payment processors force the two largest brain chip companies to delete, without notice, all our memories of sexual experiences that didn't result in childhirth. 010 0
Reposted by Alice's BreastaurantLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/07/2025That seems wasteful. 71116 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Something you don't think about at the beginning of getting sober and putting your life back together is how much more you're going to stand to lose. 000 0
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Alice's Breastaurant @sexandviolets.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Don't Tread On Me Unless There Is The Promise Of Somebody Lower Upon Whom I, In Turn, May Tread 000 0
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