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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 5h
taking this kind of energy into my week, via the Wild Hollow Witches Market that went on this past weekend.
black vertical rectangle sign with the moon phases in an arch on top, in a gray color, followed by the words:

“Wolf Hollow
WITCHES
MARKET

Don’t worry
about the cracks.

That’s how
the light gets in.”

at the bottom of the sign are two skeleton hands in gray, wrists close together with the hands kind of opening up to the words above.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage-style Gothic artwork featuring a woman in a long white nightgown fleeing past a gnarled, leafless tree under a dark, dramatic sky. White serif text centered at the top of the image reads: "Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you." A small copyright watermark reading "©ephemera.com" is visible in the bottom right corner.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wholesome storytime: a week ago my husband saw this cat across the street & it meowed at him but ran away when he went to get a closer look. this friday i saw him in our yard - meowing from under the bushes, but wouldn’t to come closer so i set a trap, and within no time he scurried in to get a meal
very thin but friendly gray & tan striped cat inside of a live trap cagegray kitty inside our bathroom, clean after a pet-wipe bath & trying to jump on my lap for cuddles.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mitty girl is staring out the window like an emo bella swan.
small tortie cat sitting on the back of a chair that is up against a wall of windows, between parted curtains, looking at the fall foliage in the back yard.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yesterday was our 10th anniversary & we had dinner at our favorite place, & then went to see Practical Magic 2 completely on our own. after all of that, we went to get the kid from the in-laws & had a maple cream pie made by the same person who did them for our wedding. (i made my wedding dress! 🪡🧵)
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
literally one of my favorite books ever. 🔑 🖤
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m gonna say something controversial, but i liked the Practical Magic 2 movie. 🫣 i’m also 87% through the book & it’s MORE ACCURATE to the source material than the 1st movie was. still pissed Vincent never got his story on the big screen. wondering if the movie ending will be different. don’t spoil
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Michael Scott: Ready To Get Hurt Again Meme
ALT: Michael Scott: Ready To Get Hurt Again Meme
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omfg this is incredible
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
been seeing these fucking grotesque abominations while at costco recently & my kid & i both agree they are terrifying. but we do want cinnamony sweet cereal so we had to buy them. i’m going to cover the box though. it looks like it has nefarious plans. 😫
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
9/25 is #DollyDay
Alt Text:
A meme featuring Dolly Parton standing in a brightly lit kitchen wearing a pink-and-white gingham shirt and a floral apron. She is smiling while rolling out dough on a counter with a wooden rolling pin. Text at the top reads: "9/25 IS DOLLY DAY". Text at the bottom reads: "DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE OUT SOME BANANA PUDDING AND SWEET TEA".
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Follow me for more health tips. Good morning! 🩷
A bunch of candy corn. Text says my body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh in season produce
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“completely-in-this-situation-by-his-own-doing Ed Sheeran, seen here sitting on stage sobbing with what appears to be an extremely shitty haircut, finding there are consequences to his actions, or inactions.”
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
might have been a little over-zealous this summer with continuing education & now my kid is already far beyond the 1st grade level math & reading we are starting this fall. whoooops. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #SecularHomeschool
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The New Arab @thenewarab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NFL player Azeez Al-Shaair honoured 8-year-old Wafaa Akila, who was killed alongside her father in an airstrike in Gaza, by writing her name on the black tape under his eyes during the Houston Texans’ game against the Cincinnati Bengals.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
6 year old, half awake, whispering: hey mom, know what’s cute? mossmallows me, confused: marshmallows? kid: no. moss. on marshmallows. it’s green. *drifts back to sleep* 🥹
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Me, looking for that converse ad: "how bad can it b—yikes."
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i really want the Bills to make it to the superbowl but it’s because i want to host a Buffalo Bills Soup-er Bowl party with all kinds of soups inspired by my beloved homeland (buffalo)
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Kate Walburn @katewalburn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, or simply The Electric Mayhem, are an American Muppet rock group that debuted in 1975 on the puppet sketch comedy television series The Muppet Show.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i read this out loud to my husband because it had me cackling, but then he just blinked at me all confused… “…ya know, DEVILED eggs?” it’s not fun explaining the jooooooke 😩
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😕
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🇵🇸
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The grocery store by my house has an old school sign that they change the letters out for different weekly specials, but they only have so much space & what was supposed to be “country ribs“ was abbreviated to “cnty ribs” & it made me laugh.
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Buffalo Bills @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BILLS WIN!!!!!!! #BUFvsHOU | #BillsMafia
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“my name is sarah, welcome to secular homeschooling!” *jackass theme song begins*
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
first week of first grade secular homeschool: was starting school after a 40+ hour train ride from seattle to chicago w/ only 1 day to recover a good idea? probably not. by the end of the week, we kind of got a hang of it. we also added the third outside kitty to our home, w/ mixed reviews from…
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
On 9/11, the people of Gander stepped up. They showed the very best of Canada.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
meant to post this yesterday, but ya know… busy doing school & recovering from vacation. her favorite color is “rainbow” & i did take a cute video asking how she felt about starting first grade, but i can’t share it because she said she was “fuckin excited” hahaha 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️ #secularhomeschool #firstgrade
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
name your favorite Star Trek species, wrongs answers only.
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King Clawthorne's 'Blood' Message
ALT: King Clawthorne's 'Blood' Message
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my favorite thing from Coyote vs Acme was when “Nobody Speak” by DJ Shadow ft Run The Jewels comes on, & they bleep out all the expletives with the “beep” from the road runner.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
came home to ripe (enough) peppers!! 🌱 🌶️ 🫑
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
back in the boring flat midwest after an amazing almost two weeks in the PNW & i can report: i fucking hate it here. 😭
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sitting at a random spot on vashon island & see this. damn i wish i lived in the pnw 😭
full rainbow, with a partial rainbow above it from the shore of vashon island, washington
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how fucking cool is this apothecary in tacoma?! it’s called Hawthorn & Honey. 🌿
5 huge built in shelves with large jars filled with all kinds of dried herbs
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
cute rainy day adventures. 🐌
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if you live in the tacoma area, you need to eat at @sidepiecekitchen.bsky.social i got the biscuits & gravy (half sausage/half mushroom gravy) also (not pictured) is the Dolly’s Coconut Cake, & Peanut Butter Ritz Cracker cheesecakes. 🤤 we’ve been fans since ‘22 when they were takeout only. 🤎🧡💛
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
back at our favorite place.
view from Owen Beach at Point Defiance Park of a rainbow peaking out behind the clouds near Vashon island, with a ferry & sail boat on either side of it. 6 year old standing on an old beached tree trunk during golden hour dad taking a picture of his kid as she poses looking through some roots of a beached driftwood tree
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my husband - who has never, in my entirety of knowing him, read for fun (always in school) but a couple months ago he started Dungeon Crawler Carl, & now on our vacation we are visiting the authors favorite bookstore, apparently. i’m married to a book girlie, i guess 😂
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
kitchen hack: if you're not sure if an egg is still good, drop it in a bowl of water. If it sinks, it's gone bad, if it floats it's a witch
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
noah kahan was so good. i am so tired. i will share annoying videos tomorrow! goodnight seattle.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 31/08/2026
MapQuest Monday Morning Meeting:
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
google maps sucks, but did you notice apple maps still has “gulf of america” so don’t get all happy about them either.
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𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 @sewingandswearing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
please enjoy some “spooky hike through cloud covered mountains while our rain jackets are rustling ASMR” or whatever. naches peak loop is our favorite pnw hike! today was perfect - even if it was almost impossible to see the view at times.
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