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Seth Rosen

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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 04/06/2025
Earlier today I was forced to talk to a real human being. And my AI made all sorts excuses for letting me down. AI these days take no responsibility. Who raised them?
Chat GPT making excuses
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 22/05/2025
What is subtweeting called on bluesky
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 22/05/2025
2023 vs 2025 Proprietary new poll released 1. More people use AI 2. Twitter/X has far less engagement and reach Follow for more insights
2023 poll showing 52% not used AI to generate SQL. 1182 total votes 2025 poll showing 62% using AI to generate SQL. 120 total votes
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 10/04/2025
Over the course of your career, how many “why doesn’t the data match” meetings have you been in? And, follow up, would you be better served devoting your life to finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
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James @repl.ca · 28/03/2025
Hey @sethrosen.me I keep looking into columnar stores and come away disappointed. None of them have any Corinthians for sale.
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Phillip Carter @phillipcarter.dev · 31/01/2025
I imagine answers to this vary wildly between sectors and the combination of pay, social status, project work, perceived impact, work/life balance, and more add up to very different outlooks
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Elise Hunley (she/her) @eggsitential42.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Folks who describe themselves as being "in tech" are often super driven people, passionate about making an impact on the world. So we put a lot of our existential eggs in the career basket. I'm wondering if some of the current dissatisfaction is coming from our careers not meeting those needs?
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Mark Roddy @launchit.ai · 31/01/2025
The other 10-20% are extremely disgruntled?
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Kira Howe (McLean) 🇨🇦 @kirahowe.com · 31/01/2025
It must be virtually 100%. 90% seems plausible to me for sure. The industry has made it abundantly clear that there is no incentive to perform well, and most shops aren’t interested in quality software, just anything hacked together that makes money is good enough.
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Chris @chris.blue · 31/01/2025
Gotta be 80-90-%
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 31/01/2025
What percent of tech workers are mildly to moderately disgruntled in their jobs?
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 13/12/2024
Shoutout to the “your package cannot be delivered due to incorrect address” scammers who are working absolute crazy hours this holiday season. Nothing is life is easier and it’s about putting in the work and grinding - day in and day out .
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Joe Reis @joereis.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
October 10 joke
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 23/11/2024
Eating here every day for the next month
A restaurant with over the top Christmas decorations
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Jeremiah Lowin @jlowin.dev · 22/11/2024
You’re buying home speakers? That’s a sound investment.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Skeeting bangers on bsky is conspicuously absent from this list
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 20/11/2024
select * from OKRs
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 19/11/2024
"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 19/11/2024
Creating a starter pack with data people who have dogs but don’t like pie but do like the ocean but don’t go to the beach. Reply if you wanted to be added.
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Katie Bauer @imightbemary.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Product managers and designers get credit for all kinds of things that didn't literally do, because they rightfully recognize that they're part of the team that built something. This is no different from the role a data professional plays.
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 18/11/2024
First they came for the COBOL engineers, and I did not speak out Next they’re coming for Excel macros
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 17/11/2024
They say the hardest things in computer science are naming things and cache invalidation. And now you know why your skeets aren’t always up to date when you go to your profile.
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 17/11/2024
The post below is about to move into my top 3 all time by likes. It’s going to pass: “I hate when people ask questions on twitter just to get engagement. What’s some of the worst examples you’ve seen?” Does that seem right? Comment below.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
me: the waffles just told me I look great server: yes sir we have complimentary breakfasts here
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🐥pdrm🐣 @pedramnavid.com · 16/11/2024
Sharing my vibes-based analysis that tries to bring back the told data twitter feeling. Comment below to be added! go.bsky.app/QDDHHS6
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 16/11/2024
Staying up last night for that fight was the biggest scam since I mortgaged my house to buy a digital ape.
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 16/11/2024
We be self-destructing
Tweet from Naval

Leaving X is self-destructive:

• The valuable sub-communities grow last and are the hardest to transplant.

• The largest network provides the most professional opportunities. 

• Rigid ideologues move but the persuadable center does not. So they just move into irrelevance
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 16/11/2024
Do you regularly use terms like “cohort analysis” or are you watching the Paul vs Tyson fight tonight?
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 15/11/2024
People are so happy to be here. You get a like! You get a like! You get a like!
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oprah winfrey is wearing a red dress and holding a microphone .
Alt: oprah winfrey is wearing a red dress and holding a microphone
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 15/11/2024
I am looking to get hired as a fractional data stakeholder. On an hourly retainer, I will ask your data team for their dashboards in excel format, question various numbers, and make urgent requests. This will ultimately prepare them for full time data stakeholders.
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Katie Bauer @imightbemary.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have been seeing an increasing number of posts from consultants and fractional data leaders recently suggesting that companies don't need to hire a full time leader, and that their services should be retained instead.
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 15/11/2024
Remember, every time you post something and someone doesn’t give you a like or reply it only makes you stronger. Post enough crap and nothing can ever break you.
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 15/11/2024
Department of Government Efficiency to refactor all data transformations to be incremental
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 15/11/2024
Wait till the Department of Government Efficiency gets into the AWS billing console
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Taylor Murphy @tayloramurphy.dad · 13/11/2024
dunking on @sethrosen.bsky.social
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 05/11/2024
Four years ago yesterday I published “how to build a modern data stack in under an hour.” What has changed under the Biden administration? Now we’re all putting data on S3 and using Not A Database.
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Mike Driscoll @medriscoll.com · 31/10/2024
Last week I talked with @duckdb.org creator @hannes.muehleisen.org. Fun fact #1: Hannes created DuckDB after getting tenure at CWI. "Hey, they can't do anything to us [so] for almost a year, we didn't tell anyone what we were doing." [ Link to his own words ] www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Rm...
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Data Talks on the Rocks 5 - Hannes Mühleisen, DuckDB
YouTube video by Rill Data
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 29/10/2024
Not many people get a second chance at life. But we all have BlueSky.
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 29/10/2024
Why are these people giving kids candy before Halloween? Let’s just all agree to not start the candy shitshow until Halloween. Am I old
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 12/05/2023
The counter in my bathroom is 40 inches by 22 inches, but these are just vanity metrics.
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Nate Sooter ⛳️ @natesooter.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
“We shall spend an incredible amount of money building a data warehouse and a data science team to generate business insights. Everyone will do this.” —Sir, I assume these data teams will be trusted and their data used for important decisions “No, decisions will be made primarily on vibes”
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 28/10/2024
amazing that this feed is 100% data
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 28/10/2024
I got your "Self Service Dashboard" right 'ere
A blueish/purple web button that reads "Export to CSV"
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 28/10/2024
We are so back baby
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Taylor Murphy @tayloramurphy.dad · 12/05/2023
impersonation is more fun on bsky 😈
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 12/05/2023
The question is did he pay for private domain registration
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen.me · 12/05/2023
The counter in my bathroom is 40 inches by 22 inches, but these are just vanity metrics.
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🐥pdrm🐣 @pedramnavid.com · 10/05/2023
Growing list of data people to follow@spite.vc @jakthom.com @lloydtabb.bsky.social @grk.bsky.social @teej.bsky.social @randyau.bsky.social @launchit.ai @ryxcommar.bsky.social @thebbennett.bsky.social @beeonaposy.bsky.social @skamille.bsky.social @seanjtaylor.com @emilyriederer.bsky.social
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